I Received Messages From Future Self!
Chapter 340 - Chapter 340 Chapter 336 Fang Xiaocao I Admire Marquis Zhuge Wu

Chapter 340: Chapter 336 Fang Xiaocao: I Admire Marquis Zhuge Wu Chapter 340: Chapter 336 Fang Xiaocao: I Admire Marquis Zhuge Wu With that in mind, Fang Xiaocao took action.

“Store Manager, you’re so old and still here fighting life and death battles, don’t you have a family?”

Fang Xiaocao said with a smile, calling out to the Store Manager.

She realized that the Store Manager was quite spoiled and extremely hot-tempered.

So she said whatever would rile him up the most.

Even if hypnotism couldn’t control the Store Manager.

She could still infuriate him to death.

Fang Xiaocao truly admired Marquis Zhuge Wu; he managed to anger Wang Lang to death.

She wanted to emulate this amazing feat.

To see if she could anger the Store Manager to death.

And you know what, Fang Xiaocao’s words were incredibly effective.

Upon hearing them, the Store Manager began to huff and puff, glaring furiously at Fang Xiaocao.

The speed of his swordplay even slowed down a beat.

That gave Taotie, who was somewhat unable to keep up with the rhythm of the battle, a slight chance to catch his breath.

The Strange Dagger is a heavy weapon after all; it’s meant for powerful, forceful moves and can’t be used for rapid strikes.

But the Store Manager’s weapon of choice was a Soft Sword, and most sword techniques prioritize agility and finesse, with the Soft Sword being particularly adept at that–its movements unpredictable and tricky, causing Taotie quite a bit of trouble.

Seizing the opportunity to breathe, Taotie pushed the Store Manager back with one slice and, turning towards Fang Xiaocao, gave a thumbs up.

Fang Xiaocao raised her eyebrows and smiled smugly.

“Store Manager, do you know?”

“There’s a saying by Marquis Zhuge Wu that fits you perfectly.”

Fang Xiaocao continued her verbal assault.

At the same time, she started employing hypnotism.

The tone of her voice carried an indefinable charm.

When the Store Manager, who was preparing to attack Taotie with his sword, heard Fang Xiaocao’s words, he paused and looked at her in confusion.

Noticing the Store Manager’s gaze, Fang Xiaocao smiled slightly: “Marquis Zhuge Wu used to say ‘an old man with snowy hair,’ is that not a reference to someone exactly like you?”

Upon hearing this, the Store Manager turned green with anger; he had been quite looking forward to hearing what Fang Xiaocao might say.

Now, he realized he had mistakenly trusted her, he should’ve had no expectations at all.

“You little brat, are you looking to die?”

“I knew it, a little yellow-haired girl like you can’t spit out anything good!”

The Store Manager was so angered that he pointed at Fang Xiaocao and cursed without any decorum.

Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes and laid into him!

“An old man with snowy hair, who are you cursing?”

“I may not spit out ivory, but at least I don’t turn into an elephant by sticking a couple of leeks into my nose!”

“At your age, spewing nonsense like that, it really shows a lack of class!”

Fang Xiaocao pointed at the Store Manager and jumped up and down with rage; if it weren’t for the fear of the Store Manager skewering her with his sword, she would’ve wanted to point right at his nose and curse him out.

“You, you, you…”

The Store Manager pointed at Fang Xiaocao, shivering for quite a while without managing to utter another word.

“Me, me, me?”

“I’m perfectly fine!”

Fang Xiaocao displayed an immensely irritating expression, “Not like you, at your age, not knowing how to cultivate your character, only knowing how to act tough; you’ll end up with brain hemorrhage, thrombosis, cerebral hemorrhage, cerebral infarction…”

The Store Manager was so infuriated by Fang Xiaocao that he instantly bulged his eyes, and his whole body started shaking.

“I, I, I…”

The Store Manager pointed at himself, stammering again.

“You, you, you!”

“What’s wrong with you now?”

“I knew you were no good!”

“A heartless old man like you, your heart must’ve rotted away, right?”

“All those heart diseases, angina, you must have them all, don’t you?”

Fang Xiaocao folded her arms and said with a sneer.

The Store Manager was rendered speechless by the barraging insults.

Staring with bulging eyes at Fang Xiaocao.

His Soft Sword lost all its spirit.

Limp and drooping.

The Store Manager’s lips quivered, his face ashen, his forehead beaded with cold sweat.

Seeing this, Fang Xiaocao knew her plan had succeeded.

The Store Manager, this old helping hand, was indeed a man with a narrow mind and a petty heart.

Fang Xiaocao smiled faintly, and beckoned the Store Manager with her fingers, drawing his gaze to her face and mocked him, “You old man, to borrow a famous saying from Marquis Zhuge Wu, I have never seen such a shameless person!”

The Store Manager’s eyes instantly widened.

He stared at Fang Xiaocao in disbelief.

His expression changed again and again.

One moment his face turned blue, the next white.

Finally, it became flushed.

Thump thump thump–

The Store Manager’s entire body trembled as he pointed at Fang Xiaocao with shivering hands and took several steps back.

Suddenly!

The Store Manager’s Adam’s apple moved convulsively.

The next second!

The Store Manager vomited blood with a “wa” sound, his whole aura wilted, losing the spirited air he had at the beginning.

Clang–

A light sound followed.

The Store Manager’s Soft Sword fell to the ground.

The Store Manager, clutching his chest, knelt on the floor with an extremely pained expression, his mouth wide open, like a fish out of water gasping desperately for breath.

Seeing this scene, Fang Xiaocao was astonished.

“Did it really work?”

“Am I the true Mouth-strong King?”

Fang Xiaocao muttered dumbfoundedly.

It wasn’t just Fang Xiaocao who was stunned.

Tom and Taotie too showed surprised expressions and uniformly gave Fang Xiaocao a thumbs-up, “Princess Your Highness, awesome!”

Fang Xiaocao lowered her head, blushing with a shy smile.

A few seconds later, Fang Xiaocao raised her head.

She looked at the Store Manager who was still struggling to breathe.

Seeing that the Store Manager hadn’t died.

She felt a bit disappointed!

“Indeed, my Skill Power is still not enough!”

“If Marquis Zhuge Wu himself were here, the Store Manager would probably have died of anger by now.”

Fang Xiaocao muttered in disappointment.

She shouted at the Store Manager, “Hey!”

“Why haven’t you died yet?”

“Just stop struggling already!”

“Someone as shameless as you is also just a waste of air, better to die sooner rather than later.”

Pfft–

Before Fang Xiaocao had finished speaking, the Store Manager turned into a fountain, throwing his head back and spurting a stream of blood, his body collapsed weakly to the ground, his face ashen as he looked up at Fang Xiaocao.

His purplish lips twitched several times as he stuttered out three words, “You’re so vicious…”

The next second!

The Store Manager rolled his eyes and with a “thump,” fell flat on his back to the ground.

The Store Manager lay on the ground, convulsing, blood spilling from his mouth.

“Is he dead?”

“Is he dead?”

“Taotie, go check if he’s dead!”

Fang Xiaocao called out curiously.

Taotie snapped out of it and once again gave Fang Xiaocao a thumbs-up.

“Princess Your Highness, brilliant!”

Taotie yelped excitedly and scampered towards the Store Manager.

Crouching beside the Store Manager, he took out two small sticks and with a “pfft,” jabbed them into the Store Manager’s nostrils, “Princess Your Highness, he’s dead!”

Hearing Taotie’s words, Fang Xiaocao’s face immediately darkened, “You’re the one who’s dead!”

“Your granny here is alive and well!”

Fang Xiaocao glared fiercely at Taotie.

“Hehe~”

Taotie sniggered, “Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, this old guy has stopped breathing!”

With that said, Taotie’s fingers poked even more persistently into the Store Manager’s nostrils…