I Just Want To Destroy The Sect, But How Did I Become A God Against All Odds
Chapter 71: Shock from the Kitchen

Skill Tower, Chu Xinghe glanced at the techniques in his hand, occasionally peeking at the various techniques within the tower, his heart filled with regret.

Why can't this perfectly good Skill Tower just catch fire...

Should I challenge myself?

Attempt a reckless experiment on the edge of danger?

After much contemplation, Chu Xinghe realized this wasn't just testing the edge; it was diving straight into the abyss.

So, the idea of burning down the Skill Tower had to be regretfully abandoned for now.

The disciples from Thunder Palace had been showering Chu Xinghe with gifts these past few days.

They brought treasures, spirit stones, food, and drinks, and even quite a few senior and junior sisters from Thunder Palace came to flirt with him.

Chu Xinghe was unimpressed!

Hmph! What's there to see in a bunch of girls who can't even dance the Thunder Battle Dance with their bare chests?

Ignoring the flirtations from the Thunder Palace sisters, Chu Xinghe continued to study various techniques while pondering how to run faster and further down the path of recklessness.

Should he continue advising junior brothers and sisters?

Chu Xinghe felt this was utterly unreliable.

It seemed he had a natural invincible bonus when it came to advising others.

If he counted carefully, the first time he gave advice was in the Spirit Tomb, and the result...

The second time was with Junior Sister Wan Lin, and he ended up turning her into the best stick player among the young female disciples of the Grand Sky Sect.

The third time was this time.

He accidentally set a record for the most disciples breaking through in a single day in the history of the Grand Sky Sect.

So, advising others was something he absolutely couldn't do anymore.

To those junior brothers who eagerly sought his guidance, Chu Xinghe could only respond truthfully.

"Junior Brother, the techniques you're learning, Senior Brother hasn't studied them yet, so I dare not give you random advice."

Although the junior brothers were disappointed, their eyes became even more admiring.

Who said Senior Brother Xinghe was giving random advice to the Thunder Palace people?

Look, Senior Brother Xinghe isn't like that at all.

As for the junior sisters seeking guidance, Chu Xinghe rejected them as well.

Guide you in what?

Guide you in the Thunder Battle Dance, will you learn it?

If not, should we find a place to dance the Thunder Battle Dance bare-chested?

After rejecting batch after batch of junior brothers and sisters, those seeking Chu Xinghe's guidance finally disappeared.

Chu Xinghe had initially planned to slack off these days, running between Spirit Crane Palace and the Skill Tower, wondering if he could be lazy.

But as soon as he ran to Spirit Crane Palace, he damn well encountered the Great Elder.

"Xinghe, are you tired of studying techniques in the Skill Tower... The Sect Master said you should study there, but he didn't completely restrict your time, right? You can't neglect the art of alchemy."

"If it really doesn't work, come back to Spirit Crane Palace, and I'll personally guide you in alchemy. Let's change things up!"

Hearing the Great Elder's words, Chu Xinghe was almost scared to death on the spot.

I went to Spirit Crane Palace because I was tired of studying, but I didn't plan to switch my mind to learning alchemy.

It's like back in school in my previous life when the teacher would say, "You're tired of studying language, let's switch to math..."

Is this really changing things up?

Is this the kind of change I wanted?

Between alchemy and the Skill Tower, Chu Xinghe chose the Skill Tower without hesitation. Is there anything scarier in this world than learning alchemy?

Hiding in the Skill Tower, at least he could secretly slack off, but learning alchemy from the Great Elder?

Just the thought of it was terrifying.

So, Chu Xinghe welded himself to the Skill Tower these days, as long as the Sect Master didn't say to kick him out, the Great Elder couldn't teach him a bit of alchemy!

Finally, when Chu Xinghe's eyes were about to go black from reading, Junior Sister Wan Lin brought great news.

"Senior Brother Xinghe, the Liu family, Wang family, and Ouyang family have arrived at the sect!"

"What! They're here? Where are they now?"

Chu Xinghe was moved to tears; the sect finally had some human activity.

"The Liu family and Wang family have been arranged to stay in the guest house by the elders."

"What about the Ouyang family?" Chu Xinghe asked eagerly.

Who cares about the Liu family and Wang family? Are those the families he was interested in? He only cared about his Lucky Star, the Ouyang family.

"The Ouyang family... also arrived, but... they didn't go to the guest house, they went to the kitchen..."

Chu Xinghe: "???"

Then Junior Sister Wan Lin recounted the actions of the Ouyang family.

After the Ouyang family visited the Great Elder of the Grand Sky Sect, they were supposed to be arranged to rest in the guest house.

But instead of going to the guest house, the Ouyang family asked for the kitchen's location.

Wan Lin personally led them to the kitchen.

What she saw there was a scene she would never forget.

That Ouyang Ling was like a starving ghost reincarnated. The moment she entered the kitchen, she locked onto the sect's braised pork.

Wan Lin watched as she skewered four pieces of pure fatty braised pork with a single chopstick and stuffed them into her mouth, beginning a whirlwind journey of devouring braised pork.

An entire pot of pure fatty braised pork was devoured in less than a quarter of an hour!

The other disciples of the Ouyang family didn't disappoint Wan Lin either. They didn't spare a single leftover dish, bun, or grain of rice in the Spirit Crane Palace kitchen.

Wherever the Ouyang family went, plates and bowls were left with missing corners.

"The scariest has to be their family head, Ouyang Ming. This man is simply a cold noodle killer!"

"Cold noodle killer?" Chu Xinghe was shocked!

"Yes! The chef made cold noodles for lunch today, and there were nine bowls left. Ouyang Ming devoured all nine bowls by himself. Now the chefs are calling him the legendary cold noodle killer!"

Chu Xinghe: "???"

The Ouyang family gave Wan Lin a shock straight from the kitchen.

This group of starving ghosts reincarnated, the Ouyang family, swept through the Spirit Crane Palace kitchen, not only clearing out everything edible and drinkable but almost taking the slop bucket with them.

Fortunately, the chefs reacted quickly and stopped them.

"Folks, this is slop..."

"We don't mind!"

"You may not mind, but the livestock at Spirit Crane Palace do... If you take it all, what will the livestock eat..."

Wan Lin couldn't help but speak up as she looked at the dumbfounded Senior Brother Xinghe.

"Senior Brother Xinghe, is this Ouyang family reliable?"

"Nonsense! Is there anyone more reliable than the Ouyang family? They just solved our leftover food problem at Spirit Crane Palace. Haven't you heard of the Clean Plate Campaign?"

"Wasting food is shameful. The Ouyang family has a simple and honest family tradition. A thousand-year-old family that hasn't become extravagant despite past glories, instead, they are hardworking and frugal, not wasting a single grain of food, and practicing the Clean Plate Campaign at every meal. Doesn't this show the Ouyang family's exceptional qualities?"

Wan Lin was stunned. Although she felt there was something off about what Senior Brother Xinghe said, she couldn't find a way to refute it...

Indeed, Senior Brother Xinghe's perspective was far beyond hers.

Leaving the stunned Junior Sister Wan Lin behind, Chu Xinghe went to the Spirit Crane Palace kitchen alone.

Why were there so many beggar sect disciples in the kitchen?

No, judging by the chefs' determination to protect the slop bucket, they must be the legendary Ouyang family disciples.

Chu Xinghe made his way to the back kitchen, and without needing the chefs to point them out, he immediately recognized the Ouyang siblings.

Ouyang Ming looked to be in his twenties, wearing clothes so washed out that their original color was unrecognizable. Compared to the ordinary disciples of the Ouyang family outside, he exuded a noble aura.

Beside him, Ouyang Ling was using a steamed bun to wipe the meat sauce from the edge of the braised pork pot. In the blink of an eye, three buns had already disappeared into her stomach.

Looking at Ouyang Ling, Chu Xinghe was taken aback.

Goodness, this girl seemed to be around twenty, yet at such a young age, she already had her own "airstrip"!

Despite having an "airstrip," her looks were still quite impressive, as Junior Sister Wan Lin would say.

This Ouyang Ling had the looks, the figure, and the brains...

In any case, she was a girl with impressive looks, but from Junior Sister Wan Lin's description, Chu Xinghe could roughly judge that Wan Lin wasn't just a lookism enthusiast; she had quite high standards.

"Brother... I'm almost full."

After downing seven buns and a pot of braised pork, Ouyang Ling gasped as she looked at her brother Ouyang Ming, who was finishing a bowl of leftover egg fried rice.

"Mm... don't stop, take all the buns over there."

"Okay! Brother, when we leave, let's take those remaining Chinese cabbages too!"

"Absolutely! This is the Grand Sky Sect. If we mess with the Grand Sky Sect and word gets out, it'll be hard to mess with the next place. We need to stock up for winter."

The siblings' conversation brought tears to Chu Xinghe's eyes outside the door.

Listen!

What honest and reliable siblings!

They had just entered the Grand Sky Sect and were already thinking about how to mess with it.

Where else could he find such an extraordinary pair of siblings and family?

The legendary Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick siblings lived up to their name.

Pushing the door open, Chu Xinghe looked at the guilty faces of the Ouyang siblings and smiled with satisfaction.

"Ouyang Brave Troops, hello, I'm Chu Xinghe."

Ouyang siblings: "???"

"Chu... Chu Xinghe!" Ouyang Ming was stunned for a full ten seconds upon hearing the name.

Even though the Ouyang family had fallen to this miserable state, Ouyang Ming was still well-informed. There weren't many people in the world who didn't know the name Chu Xinghe.

"Hello, Brother Xinghe. I'm not called Ouyang Brave Troops; I'm Ouyang Ming."

"Ouyang Ming, styled Brave Troops?"

"No style... just Ouyang Ming..."

Alright... Chu Xinghe was embarrassed. How did he remember this guy being called Ouyang Brave Troops? Did he accidentally travel through time again? Was his memory mixed up?

Forget it, don't mind these details.

"Welcome to the Grand Sky Sect. The Ouyang family's name is well-known, and I have high hopes for your family. I hope you'll have the opportunity to stay at the Grand Sky Sect in the future."

"Ah... thank you for your kindness, Brother Xinghe..." Ouyang Ming was moved to tears.

For so many years, the Ouyang family had become a laughingstock to the outside world. There was no longer any fame, only ridicule and mockery.

But looking at Chu Xinghe in front of him, Ouyang Ming didn't know why, but he felt that Chu Xinghe wasn't just saying polite words; he genuinely wanted the Ouyang family to stay!

Could there really be such a kind-hearted person in this world?