I Bound Myself to a Destructive Witch
Chapter 806: 774. Stop shouting, I'm not your Divine Lord.

Chapter 806: 774. Stop shouting, I’m not your Divine Lord.

“Crazy?”

“I am not crazy.”

The Empress’s extremely cold voice echoed by his ear, lightly scolding, “Behave.”

Xia Feng’s forehead was drenched in sweat as he desperately tried to push this woman of the Emperor’s Throne away, clearly very soft yet completely immovable.

As the Empress’s stomach pressed against his lower back, it only made his pushing action look like he was half-heartedly resisting.

With a rustling sound, the pale dragon tail encircling his waist slithered like a thick snake, terrifying to the extreme. Xia Feng’s face became even paler, forcing himself to calm down as he turned his head.

Pale vertical pupils were inches away, exuding an air of authority and indifference.

Xia Feng pulled the corners of his mouth, smiling slightly, “Your Majesty, isn’t this sort of thing supposed to be a pleasure among your Dragon Clan? What are you doing?”

Seeing the believer clearly terrified yet forcing calmness, the Empress’s vertical pupils flickered with an unusual light as the tail wrapped around the believer’s waist tightened, speaking in a toned-down, indifferent voice:

“I was never interested in such lustful things, but this time waking from slumber, I’ve developed an interest.”

As she spoke, she grabbed Xia Feng’s hands and crossed them against his stomach, locking them in place, “Coincidentally, you have the Pale Bloodline, you are qualified to become my tail pet.”

With that, the tail had already completely tightened, the rapidly trembling tip slid down Xia Feng’s abdomen, easily passing his hips, wrapping around to his lower back.

“?!!” Xia Feng couldn’t hold it in, immediately struggling left and right, “Wait, wait! Your Majesty!”

The facade of calmness fell apart, his voice filled with terror, speaking quickly like a rapid-fire, “Weren’t you always emphasizing the Divine Disciple relationship before! What you’re doing is no different from the Dragon God… from your original self!”

“So Your Majesty, you and I cannot do such things!”

Behind his waist, where the pale tail tip and the abyss-black tail tip touched, it felt like the impact of two electric currents, causing Xia Feng to jolt upwards, struggling even more fiercely.

“Oh? Cannot do such things?”

The woman in the Emperor’s Robe leaned close to Xia Feng’s ear, her authoritative voice laced with sarcasm, “Human, didn’t you say your Divine Lord is the one from the Sealed Land? I’m not.

“As I’m not your Divine Lord, why must I adhere to those moral and divine laws?”

“?”

“Oh, right, according to you, our relationship is equal, as allies; since I have desires, why can’t I engage you?”

Xia Feng: “???”

The Empress had thought it through. This audacious believer was right; she and the believer… no, it should be she and Xia Feng were not in a Divine Disciple relationship, the original body and Xia Feng were.

Therefore, for the original body to have intimate contact with Xia Feng was naturally against divine ethics, utterly wrong! Utterly disgraceful!

And she, ha~ as just a residual soul, wasn’t Xia Feng’s Divine Lord, what’s wrong with having intimate contact with this audacious human?

It didn’t violate the divine ethical teachings at all.

She could do as she pleased entirely!

Xia Feng was bewildered by the Empress’s argument, wasn’t she supposed to be a serious Empress! Why was she now exactly like Evil Dragon Miss, her mind filled with imperial thoughts.

The pale dragon tail entwined with the abyss-black tail tip, spiraling upwards like a black and white DNA double helix, pressing downwards to the tail’s vertebra.

Xia Feng’s black pupils gazing at the sky shrank into stars, his frantically struggling, trembling body stiffening.

In that moment, he inexplicably thought of Cha Naixue… because just two hours ago Cha Naixue was being toyed with the same way by him.

Utterly intolerable.

Could this be karma?

Xia Feng’s consciousness was tossed in the waves of desperate despair, his thoughts broken and intermittent, faintly hearing the authoritative, indifferent voice by his ear, “I’ve never engaged in such evil acts before, but the taste, quite nice.”

Xia Feng couldn’t help but think of Miss Mu… suddenly he felt he preferred the more normal, human pleasures with Miss Mu.

“Just a pity it’s a bit short, human, you should think about evolving your bloodline.”

The Empress’s ears hidden under her hair were uncontrollably flushed red; she wasn’t as calm as she appeared, but fortunately, the believer couldn’t see her expression.

She hugged the believer tightly, her authoritative little face buried deep in the believer’s neck, inhaling gently, the scent matching her memories.

Typically, it was her original body that embraced the believer in this way.

However, the original was too gentle, yielding to the believer in every way, which was quite ridiculous.

At least from the memories transmitted from the original, Xia Feng’s expression had never been as shattered as it was now, the Empress pinched Xia Feng’s cheek, her vertical pupils narrowing at times and expanding at other times, gently squinting.

She had her mission from the day she was born.

For her mission, she was never slacking for a day.

Thus, she had a detailed plan for her eighth generation, strict with herself, adhering to her mission, always cultivating and planning whenever possible, never having thought of such matters of passion.

But it must be said, after this awakening, she realized that even she couldn’t attend to everything, and in a mere ten thousand years, so many changes had occurred in the outside world.

The situation was completely opposite to what she had anticipated, and many planned matters couldn’t be carried out at all.

This had left her mood sullen for months after awakening, the pressure immense.

Moreover, the idiot Original had inexplicably accepted an audacious believer and even engaged in various treacherous acts with him, infuriating!

“Merely a residual soul…”

The hateful man’s murmuring sounded again,

Her thoughts paused, her authoritative, city-stunning little face covered in frost, vertical pupils narrowing into thin needles.

Merely a believer!

Perfect, the pent-up frustration accumulated over tens of thousands of years could be vented on this arrogant human!

The string of Xia Feng’s consciousness snapped completely, only hearing the faint tremor in the authoritative feminine voice by his ear, “Did the original ever treat you like this~ my believer?”

“!”

“Hmm? Answer me!”

“…No, never~~”

“Compared to that impotent gentleness of the original, how am I?”

“&*￥%???”

“Say, which do you prefer more!”

Xia Feng said nothing, only continuously babbling “aba aba”.

The Empress forced him to speak several times afterward, but fortunately, he held his ground…gnashing his teeth, he kept his mouth shut, not uttering anything unfortunate.

However, today was destined to be Xia Feng’s most humiliating day.

The incident of being bullied by two Miss Mus in the safe house could only rank second.

After an indeterminate length of time, when Xia Feng awoke, he found himself still sitting on the Emperor’s Throne, looking down at the clouds below.

Or rather, he should say, sitting on the dark gold Emperor’s Robe thigh.

The woman by his ear softly sighed with an air of dignity, “Awake?”

“…..”

“How do you feel?”

Xia Feng dazedly returned to his senses, turning his head blankly, where the soft clouds of gray hair accented a stunningly beautiful little face, her disheveled hair lending her an air of laziness.

Xia Feng wanted to continue his arrogant taunts, to say ‘is that it, huh?’

But feeling the movement behind his waist, he ultimately abandoned his arrogant posture, quietly saying, “Divine Lord, could you please let me down first?”

Seeing he was finally willing to address her as Divine Lord, the Empress shook her head, “Don’t call me that; we are only allies, not your Divine Lord.”

Xia Feng: “…..”

“So now, are you willing to help me obtain the Ash Sun Divine Domain?”

“As long as you get the Spirit Paper, as an ally, you may ask me for one condition that is within my capabilities to fulfill.”