I am chasing a rough man in the 80s
Chapter 52: Damage to Ultra God

Chapter 52: Chapter 52: Damage to Ultra God

Suizi’s eyes were thoroughly covered by Jingting, unable to see anything.

All she could hear was the high-pitch scream from Wang Fenfang.

"Ah! Lamei?!"

Jingting watched as Li Youcai red-faced, hurriedly pulled up his trousers, then let go of the hand blocking Suizi’s sight.

He shone a flashlight in Youcai’s face and even whistled.

"Isn’t this young man from some family? How did he end up with Lun Lamei?"

Li Youcai was utterly bewildered the whole way.

He didn’t even understand what had happened.

Even the dumbest person would understand what was going on from the scene in front of them.

Li Youcai gritted his teeth and looked towards Jingting’s direction. As he was severely short-sighted and couldn’t see people clearly, he could only recognise voice, figuring out it was the street ruffian.

"Village chief, Jingting instigated this all!"

Jingting shrugged.

"I was at home teaching my wife Tang Poetry, so what’s it got to do with me that you’re sneaking around in the bushes with Lamei? The woman is so unattractive, her neck filled with wrinkles, looks like a black car axle. Only you could stomach kissing her—yuck!"

The disgust at the end was depicted vividly.

Lamei was blushing furiously, and Li Youcai also felt a bit nauseous.

"Dazhi and Erkui, did Tiegen order you to catch them?" The village chief turned to the Yang brothers.

Those in the village surnamed Yang were all relatives. The village chief was distantly related to these brothers and no matter the circumstances, he wanted to shift the blame to Jingting.

The Yang brothers uniformly shook their heads.

"Who’s Tiegen?" They were referring to Jingting in a respectful tone.

The village chief understood immediately, it was Tiegen, a known trouble-maker who instigated all of this.

Suizi could tell from the village chief’s expression that he must be cursing Jingting’s ancestors now.

The village chief was afraid of causing more trouble and wished to remain neutral as always.

Everything being calm on the surface was ideal.

This pace of catching a bad person every day, was too much for the village chief to handle.

If the Yang brothers admitted that Tiegen had instigated them, the village chief could muddle through, considering this a personal feud, and this matter would pass with a bit more fuss.

But as the Yang brothers didn’t admit it, the village chief had to pull out his tobacco pipe, glaring resentfully at Li Youcai.

"My daughter is still a virgin, how... how will we deal with this!" Wang Fenfang, quick-witted, realized this was a chance!

Lamei’s failed matchmaking had caused a heavy blow to both mother and daughter.

Lamei was now like rotten meat festering with maggots. If they didn’t sell her off now, she’d stink up their house, and soon she’ll become hard to marry off.

Although Li Youcai was a bit poor, and not up to Fenfang’s standards for a son-in-law, this was an emergency, and Li Youcai at least had a diploma. She decided to get her daughter married off.

Lamei hastily bowed her head, saying shyly:

"Let’s follow mother’s plan."

Jingting took out a handful of sunflower seeds from his pocket, and Suizi took them and began eating, waiting for the follow-up.

Li Youcai looked as green as a leaf.

"Sir, I am wrongly accused!"

When the village chief heard Fenfang say that she planned to marry Lamei off to Li Youcai, his expression cleared up from overcast to sunny.

This kind of rotten meat was a bit disgusting, but it was better digested internally in the village than to let the news spread.

Having unmarried young men in the village act like rogues—this was a sign of the village chief’s incompetence!

"Li Youcai! You need to understand the situation! When you were taking off your pants, didn’t you think about this? Now your only way out is to marry Lamei!"

Li Youcai almost dropped dead on the spot.

Marry Lun Lamei...isn’t that like wearing countless green cuckold hats on your head?

Others make it big after reincarnation, becoming CEOs and marrying beauties like Suizi, so why after his reincarnation, he can only end up with a second-hand product like Lun Lamei?

"Uncle, Lamei and I really aren’t that kind of——"

"Brother Youcai~ Since it’s like this now, just accept it....I don’t mind that you’re poor." Lun Lamei gazed at Li Youcai with soft, affectionate eyes.

Her coy calling of "Brother Youcai" gave Suizi the chills, making the melon seeds taste bland.

"When she calls Yan Daye during the day, she also calls him ’Big Brother Daye.’ Yan Daye almost lost his shoes when he heard this." the atmosphere group leader Yu Jingting timely interjectes.

With just a sentence, he heightened the atmosphere to the maximum.

Li Youcai was thoroughly disgusted.

From the day of his rebirth, he could only think about marrying Suizi; he was trying to make amends be a good man.

Despite all his efforts, he didn’t even touch a single strand of Suizi’s hair but ended up with this woman, who was as dirty as an oil-stained neck and whose head was full of dandruff?!

What a piece of work Lun Lamei was, nobody knew better than Li Youcai.

She could be coyly calling him "Brother Youcai" today and someone else "brother" the next day. She’s the type of woman that would scrape any man into her nest— handsome, ugly—it’s all the same to her.

This filthy creature, he wanted nothing to do with her.

Li Youcai bounced up from the ground and pointed at Yu Jingting and Suizi, cursing:

"Yu Tiegen, you conspired against me!"

"Yes, I conspired against you, I made you meet Lun Lamei, I even controlled your mind, and made you pull down your pants."

Yu Jingting spread his hands, causing those around to burst into loud laughter.

Creating atmosphere—he was always the king.

Li Youcai was completely infuriated, standing up and incessantly cursing at Yu Jingting.

Gods and parents, human organs, everything that sounded bad.

Yu Jingting pulls out a few peanuts from his pocket, tosses them into the air, and catches them with his mouth, unaffected.

Suizi frowns unhappily, furiously.

Cursing was one thing, but Yu Jingting’s words were certainly more tolerable.

Furthermore, he rarely used such vulgar words curses. In Suizi’s memory, he only cursed Li Youcai once when the latter was being a jerk, deserving such crude treatment.

Other times, Yu Jingting preferred to use clean words to rebuke people. Usually, she found his rebuttals amusing, but compared to Li Youcai today, the latter was nothing but a scum.

Even his cursing was unbearable.

At this point of face-to-face mud-slinging, Suizi felt too slow to retort, she got angry listening to Li Youcai berating Yu Jingting, she started looking around for a brick.

When words fail, resort to bricks.

Yu Jingting casually tossed Suizi a peanut and leisurely said to her:

"Watch how your brother deals with this low-level barrage of his."

In Yu Jingting’s mind, there’s a full set of cursing systems!

From low to high, depending on the type of person, he used the appropriate level of curses.

Suizi drew a breath, in this "national quintessence" of a domain, she was way off!

Li Youcai had cursed until his brain was lacking oxygen.

Yu Jingting turned his head and saw Li Youcai’s old mother running towards him. He warmly waved at her:

"Auntie Li! From which pit did your family pick up this dog? It sure can bark!"

With just one sentence, he knocked out the whole set of organ and ancestor greetings that Li Youcai had just spewed.

Yu Jingting, one hand on his waist, the other beckoning at Li Youcai, like he was calling for a dog to come.

"Continue barking for me in your style just now. If you bark good, I’ll reward you with two meaty bones."

Suizi looked at Yu Jingting with starry eyes. This guy was so bad, he was beyond god-level!