I am a Big Player
Chapter 644 - 635, Cartoon Cup_1

Chapter 644: 635, Cartoon Cup_1

However, such matters could simply be rejected outright, no need to add any unpleasant words—after all, we’re still relatives, the kind you only see once a year at Ren He’s during New Year...

As a result, Ren He’s uncle didn’t constantly wear a frown, and the bratty kid was on his best behavior throughout, which left Ren He at a loss for words to explain to Yang Xi that the kid was never like this before!

By the second day of the Lunar New Year, Mrs. Ren and Ren were back to their busy lives, and Ren He, along with Yang Xi, set off on their return journey to the Capital. The incident of Duan Xiaolou returning to China didn’t cause any further ripples in Ren He’s life. It was just like most friendships from a person’s life—distant, diverging paths, with a promise of future reunion.

One must learn to say goodbye in life, allowing oneself to travel light and go further.

After a simple rest upon returning to the Capital, Ren He discovered that his longboarding descent hadn’t become an online sensation; had that bunch of second-generation kids really been scared off by Yang Xi? Actually, Ren He wasn’t too clear on their thoughts and didn’t have the time to bother.

Now with four Perfect Level rewards and four mission exemptions in hand, he pondered for a bit before deciding to exchange them for wilderness survival skills, wondering if Master Level Wilderness Survival Skills could measure up to Bear Grylls, the man who stood at the top of the food chain in his previous life.

"Host has chosen wilderness survival-themed rewards, rewarding Basic Wilderness Survival Skills."

"Host has chosen wilderness survival-themed rewards, rewarding Advanced Level Wilderness Survival Skills."

"Host has chosen wilderness survival-themed rewards, rewarding a wilderness survival water bottle."

"Host has chosen wilderness survival-themed rewards, rewarding a bright flashlight."

You’ve got to be kidding me! Ren He’s face darkened instantly; he had anticipated the Divine Punishment System might pull some tricks—after all, he hadn’t smoothly obtained the Master Level reconnaissance and firearms skills before, having used four Perfect rewards to complete them.

So, this time Ren He thought with four Perfect Level rewards in hand, there shouldn’t be any issues, right? But what the heck were these last two gifts? A wilderness water bottle and a bright flashlight—I could buy those myself, couldn’t I? These items aren’t even that expensive even at a professional grade!

You’re making a mountain out of a molehill with this mischief! Should we add ’mischief maker’ as the thirteenth zodiac to cater to you?

Although the Advanced Level Wilderness Survival Skills that were infused into Ren He’s brain turned out to be quite practical, and he learned a lot about what to eat and what not to eat, including basic techniques for finding water sources in the desert—far from Bear Grylls’ level, but still quite "geili"—he couldn’t help feeling bitter about the water bottle and bright flashlight that suddenly materialized at his side. This water bottle wasn’t any special wilderness bottle at all; it looked just like an ordinary household sealable cup, complete with a cartoon bear on it that Ren He didn’t recognize...

Hey! What’s the deal with this cartoon cup, dammit!

In the wilderness, you have a bunch of burly men all clad in military boots and camouflage looking tough, striking up conversations boasting about all manner of things. They’re all present-day chivalrous figures, and then you join them and pull out a cartoon cup shouting "Pikachu"? Can you not handle a bit more gravitas?!

Just the thought of it made Ren He almost too embarrassed to look straight at the scene!

The bright flashlight at least looked somewhat normal, but it was so tiny, about the size of a palm—was this supposed to be considered a bright flashlight?

People who transmigrate usually end up with both cultivation and supernatural abilities, but here I am, mundanely using Tear Potion every day. Others have the Fire Cloud Needle or the Xuanyuan Sword, and I’m just losing face for the entire time travel circle!

Ren He picked up the Bright Flashlight to examine it closely, ready to turn it on and check how bright it was. He looked at the miniature LED bulb, but as soon as he pressed the button in the middle of the flashlight...

What the f*ck! Ren He yelled in panic. The moment he turned on the flashlight, it emitted an extremely strong white light, leaving him in a whiteout! Blinded!

At that moment, Ren He was completely baffled, his head buzzing, unable to see anything. He began to question his life choices!

Gradually, Ren He’s vision started to clear. He was in a mood to hit someone. Was this a flashlight? This was more like a flashbang, damn it! Wasn’t it just like getting hit by a flashbang while playing Counter-Strike in his previous life?

You reward a magical item and it’s this down-to-earth? Couldn’t you have given a heads-up first? Can’t we just have fun anymore?

Ren He carefully checked the flashlight and realized there was no place to change the batteries; it was a sleek all-in-one design. So, I don’t need to buy batteries for it?

That’s right, with the level of brightness this thing has, ten AAA batteries wouldn’t be enough for its lavishness...

Ren He’s gaze slowly moved to the cartoon cup beside him... Earlier, he had felt like he was duped by the Divine Punishment System, exchanging two Perfect Level rewards for two pieces of junk, but now it seemed the cartoon cup might have an issue as well?

But how could this thing look so ordinary? Perhaps the water it held would turn sweet? Ren He went to the kitchen to pour some water and try it out.

He found the thermos Fang always used and started pouring water into the cup, but after emptying the entire thermos, the cup was still not full!?

Seeing that the thermos was 1600 milliliters and the cup appeared to be the size of a palm, Ren He finally understood the problem with this cartoon cup... 1600 milliliters of water went in, and it looked like just the bottom of the cup.

Not quite believing it, he first filled the thermos with water, then poured it into the cartoon cup, and eventually, he figured it out: the cartoon cup actually had a 20-liter capacity!

This was just unbelievable. Was this the legendary space equipment? Did I now have space equipment too? However, when he tried pouring out the water and stuffing other things in... Okay, you win. It only has a 20-liter capacity when holding water!

Normally, a person should consume about 2 liters of water per day to stay healthy. In reality, people don’t drink that much, but in theory, if the cartoon cup was filled to the brim, it could sustain Ren He for about 10 days in the wilderness, maybe even more.

Before, Ren He was thinking, no matter what you reward, it’s fine as long as I don’t use it. The cartoon cup doesn’t quite fit his age and the No Man’s Land style. But now, this thing is definitely the divine tool for wilderness survival. At least, he wouldn’t have the trouble of searching for water.

So... Do I really have to use a little bear cartoon cup in a place like No Man’s Land, which just thinking about is intimidating?

Ren He was certain, the Divine Punishment System was definitely doing this on purpose!