I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 475 - 441: A Kaidan Only Targeting Jiang Xiao?

Chapter 475: Chapter 441: A Kaidan Only Targeting Jiang Xiao?

"Don’t even get me started on the old men and women, even the old headmaster is grinding his guns with enthusiasm at night lately, as the saying goes, full stomachs lead to lustful thoughts, a perfectly normal phenomenon."

Jiang Xiao’s gaze remained dreamy.

Yeah...

Such a fleeting amount of manuscript fees, and half a year has just passed by, so unreal.

"Ah, that’s right, didn’t you bring a mirror with you this time?"

Oh, right haha!

Jiang Xiao took out the antique little mirror from his bosom, its extraordinary nature still apparent even after leaving the Kaidan world.

Although it was evening, the surface of the mirror seemed misty with moisture.

What a pity...

As expected, it couldn’t connect to Bai Yi.

Maybe next time when he enters the Analog Horror, he could bring it with him and see if he can contact Bai Yi in another Kaidan?

"Oh, right, I forgot to tell you, Director Wang asked me to tell you that the folks at the lighthouse have already caved in, seems like they even reached some kind of agreement."

At this point, the elderly man couldn’t help but look quite pleased, knowing full well that reaching such an outcome was entirely due to Jiang Xiao and Mu Xitang bringing back so much cold, hard cash, all valuable currency.

Oh?

Jiang Xiao raised an eyebrow.

"Agreement? What year is it to still be playing with such things, it sounds nice to call it an agreement, but isn’t it just a worthless piece of paper?"

If every person, every country in the world could adhere to all the provisions in agreements, the world would’ve been peaceful a long time ago.

"Ha ha ha, don’t you worry about that, not to speak of far-off places, just the nearby Xiao Ying has always been plagued by a sewage problem which we are now taking over and handling."

Hmm?

Jiang Xiao caught the subtext in the old man’s words.

At first glance, it seemed like we’ve been wronged.

But on careful thought, doesn’t this mean we’ve successfully landed on the island?

"Er, headmaster, not to be rude, but is it possible to have Sister Youya and the others come live with us?"

The headmaster’s face revealed an extremely lecherous expression and indicated that the matter was already being handled.

"Just women, no men, perfect for balancing our male-to-female ratio problem."

Yo-ho-ho~

The two men laughed and then fell silent because, after all, the mole-models and the like were severely cracked down upon, even if they brought these sisters back, they couldn’t put on a show...

"Maybe on Douyin?"

The two exchanged a smile, both with a gentlemanly grin.

"What’s Douyin? What are you two talking about? Jiang Xiao, dinner’s ready, come downstairs to eat."

Sun Wei somehow arrived behind them without a sound.

On Blue Star, Jiang Xiao’s power was greatly reduced, he probably couldn’t even beat Bai Yi, let alone Sun Wei.

The two awkwardly laughed it off and fudged their way through the subject.

"Go on, Jiang Xiao, your wife has made you a special meal."

"Headmaster, you’re welcome to join us if you’d like~"

"Really... wouldn’t that be inappropriate?"

The headmaster, who was about to agree, suddenly caught Sun Wei’s sinister gaze and immediately shuddered with fright.

...

Jiang Xiao and Sun Wei had moved from a simple patient dormitory to a finely furnished one-bedroom, one-living room, one-kitchen, and one-bathroom apartment.

As for why it wasn’t a two-bedroom.

According to the headmaster, it was because Jiang Xiao was no spring chicken anymore and it was high time for a little Jiang Xiao.

Dinner was home cooking.

Compared to the canteen’s heavy oil and salt, it looked much lighter.

Stir-fried eggplant, green pepper shredded potatoes, tomato and egg, plus a plate of pork head meat that Sun Wei must have bought from a deli outside, and finally, a beef coriander soup.

Four dishes and one soup, Sun Wei liked to cook in this order the most.

After serving the rice, Sun Wei left the room without saying a word.

Soon, with loud wailing, two little ones were dragged over by Sun Wei, both sniffling and in tears.

Upon seeing Jiang Xiao, they paused, then immediately cried even louder, but although the volume of their voices increased, their tears lessened.

"What’s wrong?"

Facing the girls’ pleading eyes, Jiang Xiao put down his chopsticks and tried to appease Sun Wei.

"You said before, didn’t you? That we wouldn’t deal with anything during meal times."

"Yes," Sun Wei nodded, "but we haven’t started eating yet, it’s still before the meal."

Uh...

That was technically correct.

"Let’s forget it for today, let them off just this once. They still have to go to school tomorrow. Let’s talk it out; there’s no need to hit the kids."

"No need?"

Sun Wei scoffed.

"Before I went to find you, I told them to come to eat. They even agreed, but what happened? After so much time, they were still playing that Paru game. What kind of behavior is it for such young children to be addicted to video games?"

"I really don’t understand why anyone would buy games for children. What’s the reasoning? Are we afraid their eyesight won’t be myopic or afraid their grades are too good?"

Sun Wei rambled on incessantly; though not directly named, Jiang Xiao was already squirming uncomfortably.

Wasn’t all this aimed at me?

Definitely at me.

When facing the girls’ pleading looks again, Jiang Xiao could only helplessly shrink his neck.

"Um, wife, you can beat them but make sure you don’t hit me afterward, okay?"

In the end, it was only after Mu Xitang and Bai Yi had cursed, sworn oaths, and reflected that Sun Wei stopped her lecture.

"It’s good you know what you did wrong, come and eat."

...

The next morning, bright and early.

As soon as Jiang Xiao stepped out of the door and looked around, he noticed a lot of old men and women staring at him non-stop, their expressions quite suggestive.

What’s going on?

It didn’t make sense... could it be...

Recalling what the director said to him the previous night, he wondered if all these old ladies were thinking about having a second child.

On further thought, apart from Doctor Su Ming, it seemed that he was the only handsome young man in Qingshan?

Were these old codgers eyeing me?

With this thought, Jiang Xiao felt a chill run down his spine and swiftly ducked back into his house.

Five days later.

Kaidan descended once more.

But this time, the rules of the game exceeded everyone’s expectations.

[The Analog Horror game is about to descend, selecting the chosen one]

However, on the live broadcast’s big screen, there was only one name: Jiang Xiao.

What did this mean?

Was this round of Kaidan simply targeting Jiang Xiao alone?

The world was instantly ablaze with reactions; some were worried, some took joy in the misfortune, and others were curious about what kind of Kaidan it would be and why only Jiang Xiao was selected.

But overall, the worriers were the majority.

Because in some ways, Jiang Xiao had already become a spiritual pillar for the people of Blue Star.

Most people did not wish for any misfortune to befall Jiang Xiao.

However, Jiang Xiao himself seemed not overly agitated.

"One is one, I guess. Look, my relationship with Kaidan is pretty good; she shouldn’t be out to get me, right?"

There was some logic to this.

If Kaidan wanted to trap Jiang Xiao, why not bring the other chosen ones along?

After all, to Kaidan, there was no fundamental difference between one person entering the horror and a hundred people doing the same.