Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 694

Chapter 694: Chapter 694

"When have I ever not been vigorous?"

Yang Fan shouted, and slapped his hand on those elastic buttocks with a smack.

"Ah..."

Fan Sisi squealed softly and giggled, "What I mean is you were so drunk yet still so fierce. When you came back, your whole body was limp; it was Grandpa, the innkeeper, and I who helped you inside. Who knew that when it came to doing the deed, you were so normal and... impressive."

"Oh, and the most amazing thing is, you even sent me a message."

"Ah? I sent a message? Damn, how did I manage that?" Yang Fan asked in surprise.

This sounds a bit scary.

Fan Sisi chuckled, "I want to know, too. We were supposed to each have our own room, and since Grandpa was here, it wouldn’t be appropriate for me to stay with you, so I took another room. Just after I freshened up and lay down, I saw the message you sent me. Moreover, there were no typos or misused punctuation marks."

"At that time, I even suspected you were pretending to be drunk. But when I came in, you were lying at the doorstep, your phone plastered onto your face, hahaha, you looked so funny that one could die laughing."

"I was going to help you to the bed and sneak away, knowing you couldn’t do anything more to me in that state. But who knew, when I picked you up, it was like you had an epiphany, and you just started... even though your eyes were closed, you found the spot so accurately..."

Yang Fan could imagine what he looked like then.

"From what I hear, I really do seem pretty awesome."

This whole situation is quite absurd.

"I didn’t do any other embarrassing things, did I?" Yang Fan asked somewhat apprehensively.

He was mainly worried about any complications with the beautiful innkeeper Yun Miaoyi.

Fan Sisi shook her head, "Otherwise, you were quite well-behaved, apart from being very heavy, everything else was good, you have a good drinking tolerance."

"That’s good." Yang Fan finally felt at ease, "Being embarrassed while drunk is the most socially deadly, thank goodness there wasn’t anything."

"No worries, don’t fret about this, let’s continue... the hot dishes are getting cold." Fan Sisi lightly pressed down on Yang Fan’s head, bit her thin lip, her eyes brimming with dewy, tender affection.

"Here we go, my little darling." Yang Fan shouted out loud, and got busy again.

...

Yang Fan was comfortable.

He was thoroughly satisfied, Fan Sisi drenched in sweat.

After resting briefly on the bed, the two quickly freshened up and Fan Sisi hurried back to her own room early.

Although she was very assertive when rebutting Mr. Fan in insisting on her own opinions, this kind of matter also intimidated Mr. Fan.

Elders typically place importance on these issues.

Fan Sisi was also worried Mr. Fan might break her legs in anger, or directly impose something severe like grounding her.

The sun, Chaoyang, rose, and Yang Fan sat leisurely on the balcony in his room, idly browsing his phone.

He really did message Fan Sisi in the early morning, and his choice of words and sentence structure were completely normal, showing no signs of drunkenness at all, which amused Yang Fan quite a bit.

He is indeed pretty awesome.

After checking his phone messages, he sent a safety check message to his sister-in-law and Little Mother individually. Yang Fan, wearing his slippers, wobbled down the stairs, planning to see what there was to eat.

He felt a bit hungry after a strenuous expenditure of energy.

The chubby Boss Chen is a very particular and elegant person.

The guesthouse is tidily maintained with a lot of style, its floors overall not high, organized in a courtyard within a courtyard layout.

Yang Fan followed the signs in the corridor all the way to the dining area, but ended up spotting Boss Chen in a tea room next to the restaurant.

He was sitting under a window bathed in sunlight, drinking tea, and waved enthusiastically at Yang Fan, coming over from behind.

"Mr. Yang, you’re up so early? Breakfast is all prepared for you, would you like to eat now or...?"

"Boss Chen is thoughtful, I am indeed a bit hungry," Yang Fan said with a smile.

"Alright, I’ll have someone bring it here," Boss Chen said, and immediately instructed the restaurant staff to prepare breakfast for Yang Fan.

While the two sat down in the tea room, Yang Fan’s breakfast was also brought over.

After exchanging a few pleasantries, Yang Fan ate his breakfast and said to Boss Chen, "Boss Chen, could you tell me in detail what exactly is going on with your mother-in-law?"

"Of course, of course, this definitely needs to be clarified," Boss Chen replied.

"Her condition, how should I put it, is quite mysterious. Normally, she appears just a bit insane, speaks nonsensically, incoherently, and sometimes mistakes people. But the most outrageous part is, if she is stimulated by something, or suddenly can’t let go of an issue, she becomes very happy to embrace death."

"It used to be like this before, but now it’s even more outrageous. She doesn’t think about anything else but one thing all day long: happily embracing death. Moreover, she really goes to any lengths to attempt suicide, I just don’t know how she comes up with those ways to die, and each time she is very happy about it."

"My brother-in-law is helpless now. Nearly everything in my mother-in-law’s room is cleared out, the walls are padded, the floor is covered with thick carpet, and then it’s just a mattress; they bring in a table for meals and then remove it. Even blankets and pillows aren’t left on the bed, she once tried to suffocate herself with a blanket."

"When someone is home, we have to watch her constantly. If no one is around, we tie her up with ropes and lock the door. My mother-in-law is extremely skilled at untying knots; she has successfully undone them countless times."

"It seems unbelievable to me, how a person with both hands and feet tied can untie those ropes, but my mother-in-law can. I even gave it a try myself and it’s simply impossible."

Yang Fan wiped his mouth with a napkin and nodded, "Your mother-in-law’s situation is indeed quite unique."

Anyway, he has never seen such a person.

Arranging a comfortable suicide for herself?

"Mr. Yang, so what exactly is wrong with my mother-in-law? Could it really be that there is something on her?" Boss Chen asked in a low voice, "Most people are saying this, but even acting on that hasn’t helped at all."

Yang Fan thought carefully and said, "I need to see it for myself. Just based on these facts, I can’t make any conclusions yet, but it’s very likely. Maybe it’s not really something on her, but it’s related for sure."

With just this information, Yang Fan really doesn’t know what to make of it.

He still needs to consult those two old gentlemen later, and then go see the person to confirm.

Boss Chen nodded repeatedly and smiled, saying, "Mr. Yang, you’ve even solved such complex problems; my mother-in-law’s issue must definitely be a small matter that can be easily resolved, absolutely no problem at all."