Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 585

Chapter 585: Chapter 585

While Gao Yunshan was busy, Yang Fan’s hands were not idle either.

At first, Gao Yunshan was half-kneeling on the ground to help Yang Fan get organized, but later, at Yang Fan’s request, they shifted to a more fitting sixty-nine position.

Hearing Gao Yunshan’s words, Yang Fan asked with a somewhat strange expression, "Honestly, you don’t look like someone who has had a boyfriend before."

As the saying goes, practice makes perfect, and after experiencing so many women, especially young girls, Yang Fan had his own insights on how to tell.

At a glance, Gao Yunshan didn’t seem to be much worn out.

"Ah... slow down," Gao Yunshan cooed, "I was in a relationship the year before last, and since then I haven’t really done it much, so it must have recovered a lot. The self-healing ability of a woman’s body in this respect seems to be pretty strong."

"You haven’t done it for over a year?" Yang Fan asked in surprise, "And you call this being ’promiscuous’?"

Gao Yunshan began to laugh, "Although my body hasn’t been active, my heart has been restless all year long. At most I just played with myself a little."

"The boyfriend I had, well, he caused me quite a bit of trouble. That guy was not only good for nothing; he was also troublesome, always experimenting with all sorts of quirky methods. But he only cared about his own pleasure, completely ignoring my feelings, and gave me a hard time. In the end, I never received any consolation."

"At that time, I was really emotionally involved and took that relationship seriously, so I was cautious. Later, my best friend advised me, and I finally made up my mind to give up."

"So they say, ’Beware of fire, theft, and best friends’, huh!" Yang Fan remarked with a laugh.

Gao Yunshan shook her head, "Actually, I can’t blame her for that. I do have my own opinions on these matters. It was just her comment that woke me up. Lin’er said if I got married, there would still be a long road ahead. Was I going to live like this every day? She also knew I had this inexplicable craving, anyway, a very, very strong desire to be satisfied."

"I suspect this feeling might be because of that boyfriend of yours," Yang Fan teased.

Being tormented every day without satisfaction, anyone would probably develop some obsession over it.

"That’s not it. Although, there is some truth to that," Gao Yunshan said, "I’ve always had many thoughts about sex, but I’m relatively rational and afraid of getting sick, so I don’t dare to try things recklessly."

Yang Fan found it hard to tell if Gao Yunshan was being truthful or not.

However, judging by her inner appearance and tightness, it seemed genuine.

But here was a woman who proclaimed herself to be flirtatious, yet was more conservative than those who claimed never to have had a boyfriend. It left Yang Fan quite puzzled.

Indeed, people are complicated. It looked like Gao Yunshan’s concept of being promiscuous was different from others’. She might have thought just having those wild thoughts already made her promiscuous, which was quite provocative.

"So you came up with the idea of spending money to find a man because of that boyfriend?" Yang Fan asked.

Gao Yunshan started to get busy again. Hearing Yang Fan’s question, she paused, continuing to gently knead with her hands, as she said, "Yeah, I’ve been going on blind dates since then, keeping all my information secret from the men. Then I’d wrap myself up like a huge zongzi and go on these dates."

"It’s an interesting but also a terrible process. First, I check the face, then the body, after that the personality and conversation. If I feel satisfied with these, I’d suggest taking him to find another woman."

Yang Fan couldn’t help but laugh, "You’ve got talent, going on blind dates and then taking men to find other women?"

"It was an idea that Lin’er and I racked our brains to come up with," Gao Yunshan chuckled, "You can’t know how capable a man is or how long he can last without a real test. For this, I even specifically found several women in that profession and asked them to provide me with detailed data afterwards."

"Awesome!" Yang Fan was thoroughly impressed, "You really went through a lot to find a guy you like."

"It is really tough, otherwise why would I keep lowering my standards for you? I’m just tired of searching," Gao Yunshan murmured weakly, then smiled again, "But it turns out my concession was justified. You’ve far exceeded my expectations."

"Wait, if you were looking for someone who meets certain conditions, wouldn’t it be simpler to place a recruitment ad?" Yang Fan wondered, "All other conditions aside, the salary you’re offering each month should attract countless suitors, right?"

"I don’t want to be famous!" Gao Yunshan grumbled, "In Xin’an, I’m still a woman of some standing. Just having that wench Lin’er knowing is enough for me. Placing an ad would indeed be simpler, but once any of my information leaked, my reputation would be ruined."

"Well, if that’s the case, there’s really no solution," Yang Fan said.

"I’m quite surprised that you fulfilled my criteria just by your looks and physique."

"Because Lin’er knows the kind of man I’m looking for," Gao Yunshan said, "She introduced me to several men before, who I thought looked pretty satisfactory, but when we took them to get women, they were... mediocre in performance."

"Yeah, those who have the skill can’t handle you," Yang Fan said with a chuckle.

Gao Yunshan’s face flushed, and she buried her cheeks into Yang Fan’s Dantian area, awkwardly saying, "I don’t know how you grew like this, so strong and lasting so long, I indeed have a bit of a hard time handling it."

"With all the men I’ve seen, those who can last aren’t big enough, and the bigger ones can’t last. Tell me, could it be possible that you’re the man destined for me? Otherwise, why hesitate? Surrender to me."

"If you surrender to me, I can agree, but not the other way around!" Yang Fan said.

"You..." Gao Yunshan said helplessly, "You really hate money."

"Anyway, let me be frank with you. Because I have another woman who’s also very wealthy, she has surrendered to me. If I also surrendered to you, wouldn’t that be a loss?" Yang Fan said.

He had to find a solid reason to completely shut this matter down.

Otherwise, he felt that this woman still had some hope.

"Ah? Really? That does seem a bit improper," Gao Yunshan said weakly, "But surrendering to you, I’ll have to think about it. However, shall we start now?"

"Lie down," Yang Fan said.

"Hmm, okay," Gao Yunshan said eagerly.