Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 551

Chapter 551: Chapter 551

With half of her troubles gone, Zhu Shanshan’s enthusiasm immediately surged.

She sealed Yang Fan’s lips with her fervent, spicy lipstick as a preparation for the feast to come.

Busy with her mouth, and her hands working tirelessly, she devoted herself to the intense emotions at play.

Just then, a knock suddenly resonated at the front door.

The two on the sofa stopped abruptly as if they had been electrocuted.

Yang Fan asked, "It’s not that young master coming to find trouble, is it?"

Zhu Shanshan ground her teeth in anger, quickly tidied up her somewhat disheveled clothes, and climbed off Yang Fan’s body. Fuming, she said, "You sit tight, I’ll go deal with that bastard. If I don’t beat him to death today, my surname isn’t Zhu!"

"These despicable types are interesting, you know. If you beat them up in a public place, they won’t fight back but will apologize very gently and soothe us. But when there’s no one else around, they instantly reveal their true colors, becoming sneaky and vicious."

"In the end, it’s all for the sake of ’face’ and ’image,’" Yang Fan said.

Zhu Shanshan chuckled, "It’s two words."

"Right, right, right, two words. Anyway, it’s all the same thing," Yang Fan said with a laugh.

Sister Zhu’s mood seems pretty good; she actually had the mind to correct his speech.

Zhu Shanshan went to open the door, only to find that the person who entered wasn’t the wealthy young master but Fan Sisi.

"You two actually have the leisure to lock yourselves up and entertain each other? Sister, you’ve become quite the topic of conversation in our Xin’an today, even reporters have come," Fan Sisi said with a look of surprise at Yang Fan, then she turned to Zhu Shanshan.

Yang Fan nodded silently in approval; Fan Sisi’s excuse was incredibly clever.

Zhu Shanshan snorted coldly and said, "Such a large cesspool is sure to be very appealing to those stinking flies and maggots. How could they not want to wiggle in and join in the excitement? Nowadays, some junior reporters are very interesting. They don’t cover real news at all and focus only on gossip to attract attention, stooping to no limits with their stories."

"Society is a big dye vat; you have to understand," Fan Sisi said with a smile. "I came across this incident by accident and thought you were already preparing to marry into a wealthy family to become a rich lady. I was going to come over and bask in your happiness."

"But unexpectedly, while others were outside shouting about giving money and cars, you and Fanzi were here exploring the mysteries of the body. Tell me, isn’t that foolish? Shouldn’t you have happily agreed to such a great offer on the spot?"

"Get lost, if you like it, you marry it. Anyway, I’m not interested!" Zhu Shanshan huffed lightly and turned to Yang Fan. "Fanzi, this old hag looks down on you. What do you think about this? Maybe we should just throw her out."

Yang Fan was quite calm, "There’s nothing wrong with accepting the fact that I’m poor; I certainly don’t have as much money as others do."

"That’s not what I meant at all! Don’t pin false charges on me; I was only talking about your choice!" Fan Sisi immediately corrected.

Zhu Shanshan curled her lips, "Even though you didn’t say it outright, isn’t that the implication between the lines? You think Fanzi and I can’t hear it? You little flirt, remember a kind word is like a warm day in winter, and a harsh word is like the cold in June!"

"What are you even talking about? I didn’t mean it like that," Fan Sisi started to get anxious.

Zhu Shanshan’s statement was emphatic and resolute as she said word by word, "You did mean it!"

Fan Sisi: ...

After a stalemate, Fan Sisi reluctantly gave up. "Fine, if you say so, then it must be so. I can’t argue with you; I am wrong."

"Since you’re wrong, then just go on your way. You’ve looked and asked; don’t disturb Fanzi and me from loving and doting on each other," Zhu Shanshan said, shooing her away with a wave of her hand.

Fan Sisi clicked her tongue lightly, twisted her mouth corners sharply, and exclaimed, "Zhu, you seem a bit off today. I’m telling you, there’s no way I’m leaving like this. A witness shares in the event; you have to include me too."

Zhu Shanshan sized up Fan Sisi, especially staring intently at Fan Sisi’s bulging area for a moment, "You really want to be fucked that badly?"

Fan Sisi wasn’t the least bit shy and nodded very frankly, "Yes, very much. If you want to lick it, I’d like that even more."

"Get outta here, you’re beyond help," Zhu Shanshan shook her head in disbelief, chuckling and cursing, "Lock the door, get naked!"

"Should I start?" Fan Sisi asked while closing the door at the same time.

Zhu Shanshan’s lips curved into a lewd smile, and she said teasingly, "Of course, you’re the one who’s lacking a good fuck, aren’t you? We’ll take care of you first, get you nice and comfy before we talk."

"Fine by me, eh, I don’t mind, just remember to serve me well later," Fan Sisi laughed.

Yang Fan silently covered his face.

Once a woman gets familiar to a certain extent, shyness becomes a rare commodity.

Just look at the filthy words these two are shooting off; they’ve completely steamrolled over Yang Fan.

"Fanzi, give Sisi a hand, and get her undressed first," Zhu Shanshan said with a wicked grin, "I’ll go find some ’tools’."

Yang Fan really enjoyed this kind of thing.

Even if he had just stripped Fan Sisi a moment ago.

But as he started undressing her again, he still couldn’t suppress his excitement.

Fan Sisi glanced at Zhu Shanshan’s departing figure and whispered in Yang Fan’s ear, "How’s that for an excuse?"

"Fantastic!" Yang Fan praised, "Because of the stuff happening outside, Shanshan seems a bit pissed, so I didn’t dare bring up calling you over. The situation outside is actually a bit complicated; I’ll explain it to you later."

"Mm, no problem, I understand," Fan Sisi whispered back, "Come on, take it off, let me show you my impressive figure again."

Yang Fan couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

When the elegantly dressed Fan Sisi turned into a pure and spotless little lamb in the hands of Yang Fan, Zhu Shanshan returned.

In her hand, she was holding something long and thick—a rolling pin!

"Zhu Shanshan, are you trying to kill me?" Fan Sisi’s expression changed drastically at the sight of the ’tool,’ and she shouted out loud.

Zhu Shanshan laughed, "What are you afraid of, huh? I’m not going to shove the whole thing in, and you can handle this size. Come on, experience something different, taste a little variety."

Fan Sisi immediately waved her hands and shook her head, shouting, "No, I refuse!"

"What’s with the cowardice now? You were so eager before," Zhu Shanshan said, annoyed.

Fan Sisi seriously said, "I did want it, but I don’t want you to torment me with that thing. Otherwise, how about you give it a try first? If you can handle it, maybe I can handle it too."

"If you’re too scared to even try it out, better get that thing far away from me, pronto!"

"You sure?" Zhu Shanshan’s eyes narrowed with a mischievous smile, asking.

Fan Sisi furrowed her brows, and with suspicion staring at Zhu Shanshan, she proclaimed emphatically, "I’m very certain!"

"If you’re brave enough to let me have a look first, as long as you dare, I dare!"