Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 535

Chapter 535: Chapter 535

Yang Fan walked into the room where Gao Lanlan lived, leaning on the bright doorway like Miao Renfeng.

Whoever invented these tight pants truly did a good job, they’re really great.

Be it the form, curves, or shape, they were almost squeezing out every detail, clearly visible.

Gao Lanlan lived up to the expectations as the woman who occupied the thoughts of half the village’s men; her figure was indeed magnificent.

The two had fooled around once before, but it was a hasty affair, and although Yang Fan had gotten a clear measure of Gao Lanlan’s depths, he hadn’t had time to thoroughly study her external contours; he had only seen them roughly.

Gao Lanlan seemed completely unaware of Yang Fan’s arrival, still very focused on her cooking.

Yang Fan just watched her nonchalantly.

This woman clearly had the makings of a great mother; her buttocks could genuinely suffocate someone, so plump that a slight upward tilt would form a perfect roundness, soft and squishy.

Suddenly, Gao Lanlan bent further down, taking a most inviting stance.

At that sight, Yang Fan couldn’t help but smile.

So tempting!

It turned out she had noticed him all along.

Yang Fan spoke up, "You’re not afraid I might just bump into you like that?"

"I’m waiting for you to bump into me, isn’t that obvious enough?" Gao Lanlan turned around, laughing flirtatiously.

In her eyes, there seemed to be no such thing as ’impossible’; what she worried about instead was whether it wasn’t deep enough, not pretty enough.

Yang Fan walked in and casually closed the door behind him.

After receiving an invitation like that, if he were to be reserved, that would be quite impolite.

Placing his hands on Gao Lanlan’s waist, Yang Fan embraced her, "You really are a tease!"

"Men like teases, yet they complain about women being teases. Tell me, isn’t that a problem?" Gao Lanlan chuckled.

"No problem at all," Yang Fan said, "There’s no issue with that, and besides, you’ve got it wrong; men truly like women who are teases just for them, not those who are teases to everyone."

Gao Lanlan replied with a laugh, "Then I must definitely be the latter, right? Why don’t you take me then? From now on, I’ll only be a tease for you."

"I’m afraid I can’t handle you!" Yang Fan said.

Even though he was ready to tackle this woman properly, he declined very directly.

He knew well that Gao Lanlan didn’t care about this matter, it was merely flirtatious talk on the spur of the moment.

"Don’t you have the ’Divine Skills’ of the Jingu Bang? I think you can certainly tame me. Think it over, give it a try!" Gao Lanlan giggled, turning around with seductive eyes fixed on Yang Fan.

"I don’t need to think about it, I already know I definitely can’t tame a demoness like you," Yang Fan said.

Playing with Gao Lanlan was one thing, but if it came down to a serious discussion about it, he would turn around and leave immediately.

Only if he went mad would he seriously consider it.

Gao Lanlan’s laugh was as enchanting as a peony drenched in dew, her eyes shimmering with a seductive moistness.

"Just think it over. There’s a lot I can change," Gao Lanlan said sweetly, "Although my looks may not be extremely beautiful, they can still be considered pretty, right? I’m decent enough to have at home, presentable to take out."

"Outside, I can be very proper, covering myself up completely. But at home, you tell me how flirty you want me to be, and I can be that for you. Isn’t that wonderful?"

Yang Fan cracked a smile. "If you put it that way, then I should really be leaving now. I can’t afford to get involved with this fate of yours!"

"You little rascal!" Gao Lanlan pouted, "So you just want to have fun without taking any responsibility, is that it?"

Yang Fan nodded.

Yang Fan really couldn’t afford the blame she was casting.

The key issue was that Gao Lanlan seemed to be bullying an honest person.

Yang Fan now genuinely wanted to leave, just in case the woman was serious, which wouldn’t be good at all.

"Forget it, it seems I’m not fated for romance today. You grab two boxes of booze for me, I’ve got to go," Yang Fan said.

Gao Lanlan suddenly grabbed Yang Fan, rolled her eyes, and said, "Come back, did I scare you away? How can you be so timid? Come on, let’s have some fun!"

"You’re not seriously expecting me to take responsibility, are you?" Yang Fan asked seriously.

He needed to clarify this matter as it could definitely turn into trouble.

Gao Lanlan gave Yang Fan a sidelong glance with irritation, "I’m not asking you to take responsibility, just a free fling, is that okay now?"

Yang Fan nodded, "That’s better, I can take advantage of that."

Gao Lanlan scoffed disdainfully and laughed lightly, "Some nerve."

"Turn around, let’s continue the way we were before," Yang Fan instructed.

Now that things were clear, he certainly intended to enjoy the free ride.

...

By the time Wang Daqiang returned from the town, Yang Fan had just finished getting Gao Lanlan thoroughly content.

Previously, Gao Lanlan, who had been relentlessly flirting with Yang Fan, now lay on the bed without the strength to even lift an arm, her face flushed as if she’d just come out of a sauna.

Even though she was incredibly tired, she was bold-hearted indeed, still clinging onto Yang Fan.

"You little devil, you’re really something. I’ve never been so happy," Gao Lanlan said sweetly, "You’re way better than... well, you really satisfied me, should last for half a month at least."

Yang Fan pretended not to hear her.

Everyone knew Gao Lanlan had connections with quite a few men; it was no secret.

Now, probably only the village kids under three years old didn’t know.

"Stop lying there, help me with the booze," Yang Fan said with a smile.

Gao Lanlan rolled her eyes and slapped Yang Fan’s leg, "You little rascal, do I look like I have the energy right now? Go get it yourself, we’ll talk about the money another day. Let me rest a bit; it’s comfortable indeed, but I’m really wiped out."

"Fine then," Yang Fan nodded, "Self-reliance not only gets me fed and clothed but also keeps me in booze."

"Not up for another round?" Gao Lanlan asked somewhat reluctantly.

"You heard that phone call earlier; I need to get back," Yang Fan explained, "Besides, in your condition, do you really have the energy for more? One more move, and you’ll probably start groaning in pain, right?"

"I might be up for it after a little rest. Alright then, little rascal, you’re welcome to come back for more fun next time," Gao Lanlan conceded.

Yang Fan stood up and dressed, "You rest. I’m really going to help myself to the booze?"

"I genuinely can’t move; I feel weak and exhausted," Gao Lanlan said.

Yang Fan nodded, left the room for the next-door store, picked up two boxes of beer, said goodbye to Gao Lanlan, and then returned to Wang Daqiang’s house.

Upon entering and seeing the spread on the table, Yang Fan was stunned.

Wang Daqiang, that blockhead, seemed to have brought the entire restaurant home.

"We’re just having drinks, isn’t this a bit much?" Yang Fan said as he set down the beer.

Da Qiang laughed, "I’m having drinks with my benefactor. While the place can be modest, the food can’t be too shabby, right? Plus, this is a farewell drink; I definitely want to treat you right."