Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 520

Chapter 520: Chapter 520

"Fanzi, brother, as far as I’m concerned, your skills really fall short. Throughout this meal, their clothes are still neatly on; you’re definitely a gentleman," Wei Jin laughed heartily.

Yang Fan was taken aback; had he actually turned into a gentleman?

That word definitely sounded fresh.

"No one told me, so I didn’t dare to act rashly," Yang Fan replied with a smile.

Wei Jin burst out laughing again, "Fanzi, this you didn’t know. The reason no one told you is that this is actually a little game. When these two beauties were feeding you wine, they were actually hinting at it. You must have noticed that, right?"

Yang Fan nodded.

"That’s right. Since that was allowed, naturally, other things are allowed too; it’s just that nobody mentioned what comes next," Wei Jin chuckled. "That’s the fun of this little game, you take it from here."

"Some people can’t wait to start midway through the meal, skipping the later stages to jump straight to the most explosive part. If you don’t do anything, you’ll be gently coaxed and slowly stewed," he explained.

"You see how impatient Old Zhou is? He’s going to be served his main course soon. As for the two of us, we’re going to sample various specialties before moving on to the main theme depending on the situation."

Yang Fan really learned something new, "So you can actually play it like this? But what if you can’t control yourself in every round?"

"It depends on your stamina. The number of levels you can get through, that’s how many you get to play. Each level actually allows you to go straight to the main theme," Wei Jin explained. "Although it’s allowed in the beginning, it doesn’t really count; it’s the later ones that count."

Yang Fan was somewhat puzzled, "So you mean, aside from eating, everything else is like a challenge mode, where you enjoy as many levels as you can handle?"

If that’s the case, most people would probably only enjoy the first two or three rounds at the start.

Getting through many rounds in one night is as rare as phoenix feathers and unicorn horns.

"No, no, no, that’s not how it’s calculated," Wei Jin waved his hands as he spoke, "Let me explain it to you like this; there are two modes. If you can’t control yourself in each event, you stop where you stop, and you can experience anything else you like."

"The reason I said it’s a challenge is because, if you can’t control yourself in each level and challenge all the events, there will be a big mystery prize. I don’t know what that prize is like; I’ve heard that no one has ever been that awesome."

"Fanzi, brother, if you want to try this, you need to be clear that each attempt has to be complete; you can’t just give it a little poke and think that counts," he said.

Yang Fan finally understood.

In other words, complete a round in all events, and there will be a big mystery prize at the end.

Anything else just stops where it stops, with no prizes.

"How many levels, no, how many events are there?" Yang Fan asked.

He was curious and wanted to give it a try.

"Nine!" Wei Jin said, "Fanzi, brother, want to give it a try?"

"No, I’m not capable; I’m just curious," Yang Fan waved his hands and replied.

Nine, that seemed a bit daunting.

"You can try, just go as far as you can, arrange the evening for yourself, and we can leave tomorrow noon. If you two are not yet fully satisfied and want to stay a couple more days, just tell me then, and we can extend for a few more days," Wei Jin said.

"It’s up to Fanzi. If we stay here too long, I feel like I might lose more than I can handle," Old Zhou joked.

Yang Fan waved his hands, "We should leave tomorrow."

This trip didn’t have a formal reason, one day was manageable, but if it were longer, Little Mother would probably be posting a missing person notice by then.

"Alright, then tomorrow at noon," Wei Jin winked at Yang Fan, "have fun, Brother Fanzi."

"As for Old Zhou, this bumpkin, just let him be; giving him an eye-opener today is enough."

Old Zhou glared fiercely, "If it weren’t for the fact that you’ve already spent tens of thousands on me and Fanzi today, I’d have killed you by now, twisting your leg into many pieces."

"You really talk too much," Wei Jin shook his head.

"Brother Fanzi, as a first meeting, I should treat you to a simple meal. Don’t worry about the rest or overthink it; how much money I spent is my own willing choice, right?"

Yang Fan smiled helplessly. Do you call this a simple meal?

"But it still seems a bit too much..."

Only then did Old Zhou react, advising Yang Fan, "Fanzi, don’t be polite with this guy; he’s got more money than he can spend. It was my mistake to say anything. No matter how much, it’s because he wanted to, right?"

"Unearned wealth I cannot accept, I’m somewhat embarrassed to accept this," Yang Fan said.

"Come on, come on. I was worried you’d think it’s too much, and right I was. Brother Fanzi, if you acknowledge me as a big brother, then accept this gesture from me. It’s our first meeting after all. Next time, it’s your turn to treat me; that should be okay, right?" Wei Jin continued.

Yang Fan finally nodded.

But frankly speaking, the things rich people enjoyed truly shocked him.

"Hey, that’s more like it. Let’s go," Wei Jin grabbed Yang Fan’s arm, then mysteriously said, "Fanzi, there’s a great fun here called ’opening a blind box’. You should try it later; it’s very thrilling."

Yang Fan followed Yue He and Yue Li as they left.

His interest was piqued by what he was told, and he was full of curiosity about the place.

After multiple twists and turns in the corridors, Yang Fan was led into a room steaming with mist, which felt like stepping into a realm of clouds, with two elegantly shaped beauties waiting inside.

"Good evening, sir."

They wore very fitted tight white dresses, their faces still veiled by light gauze.

"My lord, we will wait outside the door. If you need anything, you can directly instruct them, or you can call us," Yue He said with a light smile, bowing to Yang Fan.

Yang Fan nodded somewhat dazedly.

It indeed felt like opening a blind box because you simply didn’t know where you had been brought or what would happen next. Apart from what you could see right now, everything else was unknown.

"Sir, please change your clothes here," one of the women in white dresses said, gesturing.

Yang Fan walked in mechanically, and after changing clothes, he was led to another area, a large soaking pool, surrounded by tobacco, alcohol, tea, beverages, and fruits.

Under their direction, Yang Fan entered the pool, then left to receive tea and right to be fed fruits.

Accompanied by the warm pool, Yang Fan was in heaven right then.

This, damn it, was more luxurious than the landlords of the old days.

Talking about imperial treatment, this indeed had that imperial touch.

If only Yang Fan didn’t know whether they would help him pee, he really wouldn’t have to lift a finger for anything.