Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 440

Chapter 440: Chapter 440

Yang Fan had thought that once his sister-in-law and Wei Juan got into the mood, they wouldn’t be so shy anymore.

Unfortunately, things didn’t go according to plan.

They were still just as shy, if not even more so.

After Wei Juan had her second moment and the sister-in-law had her turn, Yang Fan stood up.

"I can’t do this anymore; you two are so shy that I don’t even know where to begin," he said, disarming himself and standing before his sister-in-law and Wei Juan in a carefree manner.

"Come on, now it’s your turn. Having two women here, yet neither lets me touch them, go ahead and show me some good moves."

Ye Tong and Wei Juan glanced at each other and couldn’t help but laugh.

"Sister-in-law, is today a special day or something?" Wei Juan asked.

Ye Tong shook her head, "No, Fanzi and I made a little promise to withhold it for now; I’ll explain it to you in detail some other time, it’s too much to tell in a few words."

"Oh, okay," Wei Juan nodded, "then that’s pretty rough for Fanzi, isn’t it? Stuck with two women, unable to advance with either."

"So, seeing as how considerate I am of you both, please do your best to perform!" said Yang Fan, at a loss for words.

This was somewhat depressing for him.

Ye Tong grabbed Little Yang Fan and wiggled it twice, teasingly laughing, "Look, this little guy is still breathing hard. Who in the world has two girlfriends? And he’s acting like he’s the one hard done by, not getting any now but he can have all he wants later."

"There is!"

Before Yang Fan could speak, Wei Juan chimed in first.

"And quite a lot of them," Wei Juan said, "I have two classmates who snagged a rich guy, she’s like the second girlfriend, introduced by another one."

"Those rich guys with several girlfriends are a dime a dozen."

"But do you think Fanzi looks like a rich guy?" Ye Tong giggled.

Wei Juan, lips pursed in a smile, said, "Fanzi will definitely be rich in the future."

"If he becomes wealthy, he’s bound to have a lot of girlfriends..." Ye Tong said with a sideways glance at Yang, chuckling softly.

"Uh..." Wei Juan was momentarily speechless.

Yang Fan also didn’t know what to say, tongue-tied.

He may not have much money now, but it seemed he already had plenty of women.

"Look, he’s not even speaking; he’s probably already fantasizing about having all those girlfriends someday," said Ye Tong suddenly, gripping Yang Fan’s treasure, "I’m telling you, from now on these things are not up to you anymore; no matter how many women you want, you’ll have to get past Xiao Juan and me first."

Yang Fan wryly smiled with resignation, "Sister-in-law, you can’t accuse me of a crime based on mere fantasy, that would be unfounded!"

Wei Juan chuckled, stood up, lifted Yang Fan’s t-shirt, and placed gentle kisses on his chest, "Sister-in-law, don’t be too hard on him. If Fanzi wasn’t a good man, we wouldn’t be like this with him; let’s give him a hand first."

"See how considerate Xiao Juan is? If you ever let her down in the future, I’ll kill you," Ye Tong threatened.

Yang Fan: ...

Suddenly, he was worried about his future.

It didn’t seem like a good sign.

Finally, Ye Tong eased up on Yang Fan and didn’t press the issue further. Instead, she leaned in slightly, opened her lush, petite lips, and gently enveloped Yang Fan’s great weapon, tenderly and slowly engaging with it.

The sister-in-law’s mouth was as tender as ever, like an intoxicating spring water, bringing so much comfort that Yang Fan quivered gently.

He grasped Wei Juan’s extra bouncy buttocks with his hand and whispered in her ear, "Take off your clothes; they’re kind of in the way."

Wei Juan blushed and nodded lightly.

She undid the button at her neck, slipped off her dress, then once again snuggled naked into Yang Fan’s embrace.

Such gentle and beautiful women, yet Yang Fan couldn’t penetrate either of them.

This made him incredibly frustrated.

Even if he could have gotten into just one of them, it would have been great!

Sister-in-law was busy below, Wei Juan was softly kissing above, and although it was very comfortable, Yang Fan always felt something was lacking.

"Xiao Juan, are you almost back to normal?" Yang Fan asked.

When he had just been playing with his fingers, he could completely insert two fingers, which was much looser than last time.

Wei Juan nodded, "Indeed, it’s getting there, but I’m afraid you still won’t fit, I..."

She stopped mid-sentence suddenly.

"What’s wrong?" Yang Fan asked.

Wei Juan bit her luscious lower lip, stammering, "I bought a few toys, one of them is roughly the size of you, I just tried it a couple of days ago, still couldn’t fit..."

"Let’s try again in a bit," Yang Fan said with a glimmer of hope, "Or, how about taking the backdoor?"

"Ah? That... that’s not okay, is it?" Wei Juan said, embarrassed.

"Just give it a try," Yang Fan coaxed.

He had always been a greedy man, if he didn’t squeeze into one, he would always feel unsatisfied.

Even if he couldn’t penetrate, he still wanted to give it a try.

Wei Juan hesitated for a moment, then shyly nodded slightly.

Ye Tong released her mouth and looked up, "Both of us are using our mouths to please you, aren’t you satisfied?"

"Without penetration, it’s just messing around in my book," Yang Fan muttered.

"Then I’ll stop using my mouth, you take care of me," Ye Tong suddenly offered.

Yang Fan’s face immediately lit up with elation, "Sister-in-law, are you serious?"

Ye Tong giggled, "Of course not, silly, it’s not the right day yet. But really, is the backdoor even an option? Won’t it bring out some stuff, and surely, it won’t be clean?"

"Sister-in-law, you seem a bit naughty today!" Yang Fan said speechlessly, his joy short-lived.

Ye Tong flashed a little triumphant look at Yang, raising her eyebrows slightly, "However, if the backdoor is really an option, I don’t mind letting you try, just to satisfy you, you little brat. Otherwise, seeing you like this, I’m afraid you might burst."

He wouldn’t burst, but his regrets were real.

However, the prospect of exploring sister-in-law’s backdoor suddenly sparked an intense interest in Yang Fan.

He absolutely had to give it a try!

"It seems it can be cleaned," Yang Fan said, "After cleaning it, and then using lubricant should do the trick."

This was actually a blind spot in knowledge for him.

He had seen countless such acts but wasn’t very clear about the specific precautions.

"Without lubricant, how would that area be cleaned?" Ye Tong asked.

Wei Juan suddenly spoke up shyly, "I have lubricant here, and, um... I actually know how to clean it."

"Huh?" Ye Tong was immediately shocked, "Xiao Juan, you even know such rare knowledge?"

"It’s just that, Fanzi asked me to try exercises to help it recover, so I looked up a lot of information, and I also bought several toys. You know, the kind of websites with that information often contain a lot of other indecent stuff, and then I couldn’t help but look..." Wei Juan trailed off.

Yang Fan was familiar with this, the extraneous content mixed into those web pages indeed was plenty.