Happy Little Farmer -
Chapter 381
Chapter 381: Chapter 381
Old Zhou strongly agreed with Yang Fan’s point of view.
He said with a sigh over the phone, "It’s really comfortable getting it on with them, they’re so proactive it’s a mess, but it exhausts me way too much. My poor back nearly got wrecked by them. I have no idea where Diwu Ming found these big horses, from now on, they’re literally going to be the death of me."
Yang Fan started to laugh, "The foreign girls he picked out, what’s that got to do with your future, huh? Why the unnecessary worry?"
"Hey, now that I know there are big horses here, of course, I will come by even more frequently!" Old Zhou said, "Who could resist such a patriotic duty? If I keep this up, my old back will be trashed even sooner!"
"These big horses, they really are comfortable, but they really wear you down too, it’s like a painful kind of pleasure, sigh!"
Listening to Old Zhou, it seemed like Yang Fan had made things difficult for him.
"Old Zhou, I think the main issue is that your wallet is too fat. If you were like me, you definitely wouldn’t be thinking about it so much and would control yourself just fine," Yang Fan said with a laugh.
If the wallet weren’t kept in check, it’s all too easy to give in to temptation. If it were thinner, he would be just like he used to be, not even knowing where the main entrance to this place was.
Having a bit of money on hand, impulsiveness naturally follows every few days.
Old Zhou let out a chuckle, "But who can blame me for being wealthy? I’ve done some rough calculations, and with the fortune I’m making now, I could call over a different girl every night and go on until I’m completely worn out."
The moment he said that, it was like a jab to Yang Fan’s ears, "Just hang up, your words are so annoying!"
Yang Fan had to admit that Old Zhou had really gotten to him.
A quick and brutal estimation revealed that Old Zhou’s wallet was much fatter than he had imagined.
Old Zhou laughed again, "Don’t worry, you’ll definitely earn more than me in the future, with the new waves pushing the old ones forward!"
"This wave is already old and bound to be pushed onto the beach by your big wave sooner or later."
"Quit it, right now I’m just mooching off you for a meal," Yang Fan said disdainfully.
Those words sounded so insincere.
If he ever made as much money as Old Zhou, he’d see if there was hope in the next life.
In this lifetime, Yang Fan felt like his chances didn’t seem very high.
"Trust me, my eye for business and people is equally sharp. Otherwise, with so many township suppliers to choose from, why would I pick you as a partner? It’s the destiny between us and your skill," Old Zhou said seriously, as if it made a lot of sense.
Yang Fan smiled, "Alright then, I’ll take your auspicious words. I don’t expect to outdo you and leave you on the beach, but if I can earn half of what you have, I would be extremely satisfied."
"Rest assured, that’s a certainty," Old Zhou said with confidence.
"Let’s get back to the big horses. You’ve had your turn by now, haven’t you? Fancy a swap with me?"
"Is that even possible?" Yang Fan asked in surprise.
Old Zhou explained like an experienced hand, "What’s the issue? We switch with each other, try something different, wouldn’t that be more thrilling?"
"I don’t find anything thrilling about this," Yang Fan replied, shaking his head, "I don’t want to follow in your footsteps."
After saying that, Yang Fan mentally added one exception: Zhu Shanshan.
However, it seemed like there hadn’t been anything between them for quite some time, so maybe it didn’t count.
Yang Fan’s viewpoint prompted Old Zhou to burst into laughter, "Fanzi, you’ve got to change that mindset. The women here are ’a pair of jade arms to embrace a thousand men, a touch of red lips to taste a thousand more.’ If you think like that, you definitely won’t enjoy yourself to the fullest."
"Naturally, it’s a different case if I’m unaware, but if I clearly knew whom I’ve become comrades in arms with, I definitely couldn’t accept it," Yang Fan stated.
Old Zhou kept laughing, "Then let’s forget it, everyone to their own. But don’t be in a hurry to leave. I’ll call you in the morning; you simply must give me proof. Your sister-in-law has been in a bad temper recently, always picking on me, I need to be cautious."
"Okay!"
Yang Fan responded with a guilty simplicity.
He actually knew what was going on but honestly didn’t say much.
After hanging up Old Zhou’s call, Yang Fan lay on the couch and lit a cigarette.
Time to take a break.
Old Zhou was almost wrecked by the big horses, and although Yang Fan wasn’t quite at that point, he did feel a bit tired.
Bei Xi and Sasha squeezed into Yang Fan’s arms, one on each side.
Having just showered, they had changed out of their uniforms, and now they were completely naked.
Their soft, smooth skin clung tightly to his body, sending Yang Fan’s thoughts into a flutter.
However, Yang Fan promptly reined in his thoughts.
He couldn’t dare go for a third round now; otherwise, his legs would also turn to jelly.
Knock knock knock.
The door was suddenly knocked on again.
"I’ll go!"
Bei Xi volunteered, standing up from Yang Fan’s embrace and running over to open the door.
She didn’t seem angry at all, yet the tone of her voice was as if she were cursing someone.
When the door opened, Guan Ping walked in again, dressed in an ultra-short bodycon skirt and taking sexy little steps.
She placed two Little Blue Bottles on the table and said, "Our boss was worried you might not have enough, so she asked me to bring you two more bottles. She also said that while Western cuisine is novel, you must restrain yourself to avoid harming your body and leaving hidden injuries."
Yang Fan’s mouth twitched fiercely, "Your boss is really quite something."
"But thank her for me, I really don’t need this stuff. The one you brought earlier, I haven’t even used it. Take it back to your boss, after all, it’s all money, don’t waste it. She might need it sometime."
Guan Ping subtly glanced at Sasha beside Yang Fan, "Better keep it, you might need it."
"Take it away quickly, and by the way, tell your boss that even if you add her, I won’t need this little thing tonight," Yang Fan said seriously.
"I can convey your message, but this stuff should stay. It’s an instruction from our boss, and I have to follow it," Guan Ping said. "However, let me add something extra: if our boss were added to the mix, I think you’d definitely need these little things, so you might as well keep them."
"Talking like that about your boss. Is that okay? Are you implying your boss is pretty tough? I’m quite curious about this, so why not elaborate?" Yang Fan said with a chuckle.
Guan Ping said indifferently, "This really can’t be elaborated, if I say too much, I could lose my job."
"Enjoy yourself, I’m off."
Yang Fan’s gaze swept over Guan Ping’s buttocks.
How can a woman’s buttocks be so tempting!
Such a shape of buttocks, to date, Yang Fan had only seen on two people: one was his sister-in-law and the other was Guan Ping.
It’s just that sister-in-law’s legs were not as long as Guan Ping’s, so they didn’t catch the eye quite as much.
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