Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 367

Chapter 367: Chapter 367

Communicating with Fan Sisi was indeed a pleasure.

But what followed was somewhat awkward.

Faced with Fan Sisi’s enthusiastic invitation, Yang Fan scratched his head and fumbled, somewhat at a loss.

The thing he feared most still happened.

He truly didn’t know what to say anymore.

Fan Sisi noticed Yang Fan’s hesitation, her delicate brows furrowed slightly, and she asked somewhat awkwardly, "You... don’t want to?"

"That’s fine, if you don’t want to, that’s even better, haha, better, I don’t need to bother explaining. You could have said so earlier, spared me from making a fool of myself and talking so much."

Yang Fan’s hesitation had deeply wounded her pride, and in that moment she even wanted to find a hole to crawl into.

He didn’t want to, and there she was, babbling on as if she considered herself such a prize.

Yang Fan quickly explained, "No, it’s not that I don’t want to, I really want to. Landing such a lucky deal would mean I must have saved the Milky Way in my past life, I’m still too excited."

"Then what’s holding you back?" Fan Sisi asked, puzzled.

Yang Fan looked at Fan Sisi dejectedly, "I already said it, didn’t I? My... situation is quite complicated..."

Fan Sisi’s expression grew even more puzzled.

The words of Yang Fan made no sense to her; how could his having many girlfriends affect the current situation?

"Stop beating about the bush, just spit it out if there’s anything. You’re making me uncomfortable, I always feel like I’m doing something wrong, something superfluous," urged Fan Sisi.

Since the truth was bound to come out anyway, Yang Fan had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "I came here today because Zhu Shanshan asked me to. She wants you to clear a room, and then... um, that’s pretty much it, she’ll be over in a bit."

"Shanshan asked you to come over to clear a room? For what purpose?" Fan Sisi still didn’t understand.

"It’s simple, whatever she wants to do, I’ll find a room for her, no problem."

As she spoke, she suddenly widened her eyes, staring at Yang Fan in shock. "You don’t mean to say... the two of you?"

Yang Fan nodded his head.

Thankfully, she finally understood.

Fan Sisi looked at Yang Fan with a shocked expression, lifting her right hand heavily and giving Yang Fan a thumbs-up.

"Bro, I’ve realized I still underestimated you, you’re really awesome! You two actually got together? Damn, it’s like my brain’s been blown to bits all of a sudden, this... Unbelievable."

"It’s a long story, but yeah, that’s the gist of it!" Yang Fan really didn’t know what else to say.

"No, no, no, don’t explain it to me; it doesn’t matter," Fan Sisi waved her hand, "Just give me a moment to take this in. You two got together, I’m not jealous, just purely shocked."

"Old Zhou probably doesn’t know, right? Pfft, what a question. Of course, he doesn’t know."

She really seemed to be in a mess, unable to wrap her head around it.

Yang Fan didn’t rush her, just waiting quietly. This news indeed needed time to be digested.

After all, her relationship with Zhu Shan seemed pretty good, naturally leading to more thoughts.

After a long while, Fan Sisi suddenly asked, "I just want to ask something out of mere curiosity, just one question, who pursued whom between you two?"

"To tell you the truth, I was the one who got played at first, she even drugged me," Yang Fan said with a wry smile.

Being a bit candid with Fan Sisi about this kind of thing might be beneficial for what they had to deal with next.

"Drugged?!" Fan Sisi was once again shocked.

She looked at Yang Fan with a mix of laughter and tears, and it took her quite a while to say, "But, she really could do such a thing."

"Because she drugged you, and then you two ended up getting together?"

Yang Fan nodded his head.

That was indeed the whole truth of the matter.

Fan Sisi suddenly chuckled lowly, "It always feels like a dream, the best girlfriend and I were both done in by a man, ugh, this... do you think this is a good or a bad thing?"

"If we’re only considering the relationship in bed, I think it’s a good thing," Yang Fan said.

Fan Sisi didn’t speak, pursing her lower lip, with a very strange expression.

"Still feels weird, out of the blue I seem to have become the female protagonist in those movies, you aren’t also thinking about getting me and Zhu Shan together with you, are you?" she suddenly asked.

Yang Fan smiled, "I haven’t thought about it now, but if you don’t mind, I would look forward to it."

"Drop it, don’t harbor such improper thoughts." Fan Sisi said earnestly, "Moreover, don’t mention a word about what happened between you and me to Zhu Shan."

"Although I’m slightly disappointed, I respect your thoughts," Yang Fan said.

"What’s there to be disappointed about, don’t even think about such things," Fan Sisi said as she shook her head repeatedly, "Come on, I’ll find you a room. This wretched old hag, having me clear out a room for you to do that stuff, it’s just too much."

"This time, without a payoff, she can dream about shutting my mouth, it’s just too much."

Fan Sisi walked out the door and took a few steps forward, then suddenly said, "I have a warehouse, but there isn’t much inside. It was a dormitory for a staff member before, which I later turned into a temporary warehouse, is that okay?"

"I don’t mind," Yang Fan said.

As for that kind of thing, there are good ways to do it in a nice environment, and naturally, there are ordinary ways in an ordinary environment.

"There’s a camera inside!" Fan Sisi said, "Can you accept that?"

"That’s definitely not okay, what are you trying to do, broadcast us live?" Yang Fan immediately said.

Doing that stuff under surveillance, that’s taking outsiders a bit too lightly.

Fan Sisi started giggling, "It’s not about broadcasting live, it’s just for my eyes only, you can be at ease. Let me have a peek at the two of you in action, okay?"

Yang Fan was stunned.

Now it was his turn to be shocked.

The idea Fan Sisi was proposing was not just devious, but seemingly too much so.

"If you really have this fetish, I guess I could reluctantly accept it, but do you think your best girlfriend would agree?" Yang Fan shifted the problem onto Zhu Shanshan, undoubtedly, as soon as Zhu Shanshan saw the surveillance, she definitely wouldn’t continue.

"That’s true, the surveillance is quite conspicuous, hard to hide even if you wish to," Fan Sisi murmured to herself.

After thinking for a moment, a crafty look suddenly appeared in her eyes as she said to Yang Fan, "How about this, just go to my room. But, I will hide, and you can tell her I cleared out the room and then left, can you manage that?"

"If you agree to this, I won’t hold this against you anymore, otherwise... I won’t do it with you in the future, and we won’t be able to maintain that little relationship we have in bed."

Yang Fan looked at Fan Sisi with a smile mixed with laughter and tears. Did she really have to watch no matter what?

However, for him, this matter not only had no loss but also certain benefits. It could help him get both girlfriends in bed, it seems there was no reason not to agree.