Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 309

Chapter 309: Chapter 309

"Why are you pinching me? That doesn’t count!" Fan Sisi exclaimed angrily.

"You’re the one being unfair, I’m not pinching, I’m squeezing!" Yang Fan corrected, "Squeezing the ’little bean,’ this method is correct, right?"

Fan Sisi took a deep breath, clenched her teeth, "Fine, I’ll count this one for you. Next time you want to bother me, just say it early, anything you say later won’t count. And just for today, it doesn’t apply at other times."

Yang Fan couldn’t help but laugh, "Isn’t this like locking the barn door after the horse is stolen?"

"Otherwise I’m taking my words back! I’m being unreasonable anyway, you can’t really do anything about it, right?" Fan Sisi squeezed out a very fake smile.

Yang Fan, half laughing and half crying, nodded, "Alright, if you say so, I really have no way."

"Next time... It looks like it’s about to get dark, let’s go onto the main street."

Fan Sisi suddenly widened her eyes, exclaimed in disbelief, "What kind of mad, inhumane idea is this? Want a public spectacle? No way, I do not agree to this, I’ll take my words back on anything too outrageous."

"On a deserted street, we walk and play. I say strip, you strip; I say dress, you dress. Dare you?" Yang Fan deliberately challenged Fan Sisi with a difficult task, knowing she liked to be stubborn, "Come on, let’s try something exciting."

Fan Sisi glanced sideways at Yang Fan, "I see right through you now, really affected by those islanders, such outrageous ideas can spring out of your mind. Fine, want crazy? I’m not scared. It’s settled then."

"But on one condition, it has to be on an empty street, not a crowded one!"

"Of course, I’m not that insane," Yang Fan said with a laugh.

She actually agreed.

What is this, a backlash?

Was her once steadfast chastity compensated by abandonment after a single night, and now, having picked one, still found fault with her past? So, had she completely let herself go?

Actually, speaking truthfully, Yang Fan thought Fan Sisi being this way now was quite good.

Why cling to meaningless things?

In today’s society, finding a man who truly holds those ideals is harder than finding gold.

"Hmm... ah ah ah... ah..."

Fan Sisi swung her buttocks intensely, suddenly moaning softly.

"I just shouted six times, you better think fast about the other six times how you want to do it. Within today, yeah?" Fan Sisi said with a mischievous smile, squinting her eyes at Yang Fan.

Yang Fan was stunned.

Had her boundaries slipped again?

"Six times, are you trying to kill me?" Yang Fan asked.

"No, it’s seven times," Fan Sisi said with curved eyebrows and a sweet smile.

Yang Fan now did not know where his limits were, but seven times was probably definitely not doable.

But, Fan Sisi probably couldn’t last either.

A woman who had only just opened up physically and was virtually still a virgin certainly wouldn’t hold up very well.

"No worries, not in a rush. I’ll think about it after the second round," Yang Fan said, "By the way, is it okay to ask what the situation with this boyfriend of yours now?"

Fan Sisi glanced at Yang Fan, "Why? Got too much curiosity?"

"No, I just want to humiliate him, maybe calling him while we do it," Yang Fan said with a smile.

Fan Sisi snorted softly, suddenly leaned back, and placed her fair foot on Yang Fan’s chin, "I advise you to shut up and not bring that up, are you humiliating him or humiliating me?"

"So that’s why I asked you two what the situation was, depending on the circumstances!" Yang Fan grabbed that pale and adorable foot and said.

Fan Sisi cast a sidelong glance, suddenly a naughty smile curling at her lips, "Bite my foot, and I’ll tell you!"

"Your idea seems heavily influenced by those islanders!" Yang Fan said speechlessly.

"If you don’t want to, never mind," Fan Sisi said arrogantly. "But if you do, I’ll throw in a little extra for you today. I’ll use my feet on you, let you play with your feet, and I can eat yours, how about that?"

Yang Fan looked at Fan Sisi seriously.

How did it feel like a minor misunderstanding was gradually heading in an absurd direction!

This game is getting more and more trendy.

"Okay, with such terms, I really have no reason to refuse. I just have one question—did you wash them?" Yang Fan asked.

"I take three showers a day, you can rest assured it’s safe to eat," Fan Sisi laughed like a little fox.

Yang Fan grabbed that delicate foot, sniffed it, and indeed there was no smell, just a faint scent of magnolia.

But honestly, Yang had some mental reservations about this.

He mustered his courage several times but couldn’t really open his mouth.

"No guts, huh? There’s actually something you daren’t do! Oh, so that’s all there is," Fan Sisi mocked with a laugh.

Yang Fan looked at Fan Sisi speechlessly, then suddenly bit down on that cute, little thumb.

Mutual harm, is it? Bring it on then, I’ll give it all back to you in a while.

Fan Sisi giggled, almost bursting into tears.

After playing for a while, Yang Fan finally let go and said, "Your turn now, isn’t it my turn?"

Fan Sisi nodded briskly and got off Yang Fan’s body.

Sitting aside, she grabbed Yang Fan’s feet and began sucking. At the same time, she spread her legs, exposing her moist, tender golden valley to Yang Fan.

"Come on, use your foot, play with me!"

Indeed, this was a very thrilling thing, and Yang Fan was tempted.

But watching Fan Sisi’s calm and gentle, yet somewhat absent-minded appearance, he suddenly felt there was something off about her state.

He pulled back his foot that Fan Sisi was holding and said, "Let’s stop this."

"What? I never back down from what I say, give it to me!" Fan Sisi grabbed Yang Fan’s foot again, pressing it against her sparkling golden valley, "Come on, poke it, play however you want."

Yang Fan didn’t comply but sat up seriously and said, "Let’s just stop here, calm down a bit."

Fan Sisi looked slightly dazed, quietly staring at Yang Fan for a moment, then suddenly burst out laughing, "Do you think I’m mentally unstable from being heartbroken?"

Yang Fan nodded, wasn’t it obvious?

Fan Sisi looked at Yang seriously, a faint smile playing upon her lips.

"I suddenly think, you’re a good person."

"Ah, right, you are indeed a good person, just too mischievous. But you needn’t worry about me; I’m not sad because of a broken heart but because of my own perseverance. I resisted the urge to play by myself countless times at night, and yet to end up with this irony in the end."

"Actually, that jerk I was seeing was just so-so, I don’t mind, it just brought up old memories."