Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 273

Chapter 273: Chapter 273

"Go solve it in the wilderness!" Yang Fan said with a dark face.

That damn girl suddenly became as nagging and meticulous as a finicky ghost, and he just couldn’t stand it anymore.

"Brother, in the dead of night, do you really have the heart to make me go out into the wild? I’ll stop talking, really, I will," Yang Yuan said, waving her hands and smiling like a little cat seeking affection and acting cute.

"I don’t care, this is the final ultimatum," Yang Fan said gravely, "Either you go out there by yourself right now, or I’ll squat down and we can have a face-to-face chat about that thing that just happened."

Yang Yuan’s face immediately blushed, and she quickly put her hand over her legs, "Brother, I believe you would definitely not do that kind of thing. What’s our relationship? It’s like we’re biological cousins!"

"Cut it out!" Yang Fan interrupted Yang Yuan’s coquettish behavior, "I’m capable of anything. Are you leaving or not?"

"Brother..." Yang Yuan pouted, calling out in a whimpering voice.

Yang Fan spread his right leg out, took a wide horse stance, and squatted down right in front of Yang Yuan, "Alright, now you continue!"

"Brother, with you like this, our relationship is getting colder, right... You can’t see anything, can you?" Yang Yuan asked, her face red, as she leaned forward trying to confirm where Yang Fan’s gaze was falling.

"I can see, very clearly. If you don’t mind, I don’t care," Yang Fan said, deliberately trying to scare her.

In reality, all he could vaguely see was a flash of snow-white buttocks; he couldn’t see anything else.

Yang Yuan covered the key spot with both hands so tightly that his gaze had no chance to slip through.

"Brother, you’re trying to scare me; you definitely can’t see anything, hehe!" Yang Yuan laughed nonchalantly, "If you don’t mind the smell, just keep squatting. There’s nothing wrong with us chatting face to face like this either."

Her playful eyes twinkled, and then she suddenly teased with a cunning smile, "But, brother... you seem to have had a wardrobe malfunction!"

"Damn!"

Yang Fan looked down and let out a low curse.

Shit, he was so focused on keeping his eyes on Yang Yuan that he forgot about himself.

But this damn girl seemed to have become shrewd lately.

Didn’t she have a big issue with him?

Now why was she sticking to him like a plaster and not minding even this kind of situation?

Yang Yuan giggled, "Brother, I could see everything."

"So what if you saw? Get out already!" Yang Fan said, irritatedly glancing sideways.

"I won’t! I’m not done with my business here," Yang Yuan said with a proud toss of her face, "You have to let me finish."

Yang Fan really couldn’t take it anymore; he was about to explode.

"You won’t leave, huh? I’ll help you!"

That damn girl, she was asking for it.

Just as Yang Fan was about to step in to usher her out, Yang Yuan finally got nervous.

She quickly put her hand up to stop Yang Fan, saying earnestly, "Brother, I’m going, I’m going right now."

Her fair buttocks swayed from side to side with her movements, making Yang Fan’s eyes glaze over and his heart race.

Not to mention, this infuriating girl was really tender, her skin was fair, and her body seemed very supple.

With his eyes fixed and heart warmed, his "little brother" immediately cooperated, and suddenly the towel was propped up into a small tent.

Yang Yuan was completely unaware of the change in Yang Fan. She was still waving her hands like wheels of fire, seemingly to stop Yang Fan.

But with one hook of the hand, Yang Fan’s towel flew up.

Because it was tied quite tight, the towel did not come off, but Yang Fan’s "little brother" burst out, and stood there stiffly in front of Yang Yuan.

If it had been just a bit closer, that very move would have directly hit Yang Yuan’s face.

This sudden mishap left both of them completely stunned.

Yang Yuan’s bright, sparkling eyes widened like two distinct gemstones, her rosy lips slightly parted, and her cheeks visibly flushed, turning red as if she was a lobster that fell into a hot pan, with the bright color vividly spreading rapidly from her cheeks to her ear roots, neck, and even further.

Yang Fan hurriedly covered himself with the bath towel and rushed into the bathroom, "You didn’t see anything just now, did you hear that!"

Yang Yuan didn’t speak.

Yang Fan thought that this little brat had been scared, and couldn’t help but feel a bit guilty himself.

She wouldn’t rush out and start screaming about it, right?

If Little Mother and sister-in-law found out about this, he was definitely dead meat today.

After about five or six minutes of silence, Yang Yuan suddenly asked in a faint voice, "Brother, were you just trying to poke my mouth?"

"What, what kind of nonsense are you thinking about? It was you who knocked my bath towel off," Yang Fan shouted anxiously.

This darn girl, she’s too much, with her bizarre way of thinking.

Although he had such thoughts, he definitely did not plan to do it.

"Oh..." Yang Yuan responded flatly, "Brother, are all men like this?"

Yang Fan: ...

Things seemed to be evolving in a strange direction.

"I haven’t seen what others look like, so how would I know," Yang Fan said, gritting his teeth.

He was on the verge of a breakdown.

Why could Yang Yuan ask such a question with such a serious face, and also, don’t her legs feel numb?

"Brother, some people say that men and women complement each other in length and that for two people who are truly destined, even this is a perfect fit. Is there any sense to that?" Yang Yuan asked again.

Finally... Yang Fan broke down.

Forget the shower!

"Where do you get these crooked theories? Do you think that size and depth are fixed? If they were, how could our country’s women possibly withstand those black guys—you know just by thinking about it that the size can’t be complementary," said Yang Fan, quickly drying off his body and whirling out of the bathroom.

As he left, he only glanced at Yang Yuan out of the corner of his eye.

She didn’t seem so embarrassed anymore, actually looking quite at ease squatting there.

That leg strength must be something else.

Yang Yuan was still asking Yang Fan behind him how he finished washing so quickly, but Yang Fan completely ignored her and bolted.

No, he really couldn’t stay there any longer.

If he stayed in there any longer, who knows what kind of shocking questions Yang Yuan would come up with next.

Can’t stand it, just can’t stand it!

After leaving the bathroom and returning to his room, Yang Fan couldn’t help but observe the commotion in the courtyard a little uneasily.

Little Mother and the others were still busily engaged, seemingly not noticing the commotion in the bathroom.

Yang Fan let out a sigh of relief, and collapsed into the soft bed.

Sleep!

Nothing felt better than a good sleep.

But lying in bed, Yang Fan’s mind involuntarily conjured up the image of Yang Yuan just now.

This little girl was actually quite cute.

And quite selfless.

She even dared to take her pants off in front of her and squat so naturally.

It’s just a pity that such a golden opportunity was right in front of him, and he never paid attention to the scenery of the "Golden Valley."

Thinking back on this now, Yang Fan couldn’t help feeling regret.