Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 247 Aggressive Cousin

Chapter 247: Chapter 247 Aggressive Cousin

Lunch is ready.

The round table was just big enough to fit the family, Yang Fan, the only man, sandwiched between four women.

Although there were quite a few people, and the atmosphere was lively, Yang Fan always felt something was missing.

Thinking carefully, he realized the missing part was Wei Juan, who was no longer there.

She had moved to the village headquarters, and Yang Fan’s bed lost its warmth at night.

After a bustling lunch, Yang Fan went back to his room.

He had been too rough with Pan Xiaoxia last night, causing his back to ache slightly, mainly because he hadn’t gotten enough sleep.

He wanted to take a nap.

Just as he was sleeping hazily, he suddenly felt something poking his ear and something like a tail sweeping across his nose.

Comfortably asleep, Yang Fan had no desire to open his eyes and waved his hand dismissively.

But instead of stopping, the thing got even more energetic.

"Stop it!" Yang Fan murmured and turned over.

But the pest persisted, flipping back and continuing its antics.

Yang Fan’s temper rose from the annoyance, and he suddenly swung his arm out, pulling hard inward, and at the same time he opened his eyes.

"What are you doing?"

He thought it might be his sister-in-law teasing him, but it turned out to be Yang Yuan.

Seeing those sparkling, large eyes of the girl in his arms, Yang Fan was taken aback.

"What are you doing not sleeping in the middle of the day?"

His petite and exquisite cousin, at this moment, was almost entirely pressing down on him.

Her modest but full chest was half-exposed through her neckline, peeking out snowy white.

Looking at her innocent and charming appearance, Yang Fan felt a slight reaction in his body.

But he suppressed it well.

Even though the girl wasn’t Fourth Aunt’s own daughter, she was still officially his cousin, so he dared not harbor any improper thoughts.

Yang Fan released his arm, but Yang Yuan, with a shy look in her eyes, did not get up immediately. Instead, she lay back down where she had fallen and even continued lying there unperturbed.

Resting her chin on Yang Fan’s chest, she giggled and said, "I’m making it up to you with clothes. I wanted you to try them on and see if they fit, but you were sleeping like a dead pig, not waking up no matter what I did."

"I was joking, don’t take it seriously," Yang Fan said.

Yang Yuan seemed unfazed by the position she was in, but Yang Fan felt awkward and uncomfortable.

Does this girl have no sense of the impropriety of physical contact between men and women?

"I’ve already bought the clothes. I bought them online and picked them up from the town the day before yesterday. You just haven’t been home these past few days," Yang Yuan explained. "I saw those models on the internet looking really cool in them. I don’t know how you’d look wearing them, but your physique shouldn’t be any worse than those models."

Yang Fan glanced at the white glimpses showing through Yang Yuan’s neckline and quickly said, "Alright, I’ll try them on now."

"Since it’s already bought, I should accept your thoughtful gesture."

If she kept pressing down on him like this, he was afraid he wouldn’t be able to control himself any longer.

Yang Yuan started giggling and playfully said, "What are you talking about? This is love, not dutifulness!"

"Fine, fine, whether it’s love or duty, just get up first," Yang Fan said helplessly.

Can’t she feel the reaction of his body beneath her?

She’s a full-grown girl after all, she must know about these things, right? How could she be so indifferent?

Yang Fan didn’t understand.

"Brother, here!" Finally, Yang Yuan got up and laid out three complete sets of clothes in front of Yang Fan.

"Why did you buy so many?" Yang Fan asked.

With a proud and flirtatious smile, Yang Yuan said, "Brother, isn’t my attitude in admitting my mistake pretty good?"

"Sure, it’s fine, but I feel like you’re acting as if you have too much money to spend," Yang Fan said with a light laugh, shaking his head.

At the worst of times, she’s awful, but when she’s generous, it’s to a fault.

"Alright, go play, I’ll give it a try," Yang Fan said with a defeated chuckle.

"You change, I want to see how good my taste is," Yang Yuan said with a twinkle in her eye, showing no intention of leaving.

Yang Fan’s expression froze slightly, "I need to change my pants."

"Oh... I can’t watch that, right? Fine, then I’ll step out," Yang Yuan said with a giggle, bouncing out of the room.

Yang Fan felt like his brain had just been hit with a big hammer.

This was obviously not for her to see, right?

What the hell is our relationship?!

Although he complained, Yang Fan had to admit Yang Yuan had a really good eye for clothes.

Originally just an ordinary guy, at best slightly above average, Yang Yuan’s choice of clothes made Yang Fan feel like his cool factor had skyrocketed, giving off a bit of that urban white-collar vibe.

"Bro, are you done changing?"

Yang Yuan’s head peeked in from the doorway.

Yang Fan, who was about to change back, hastily pulled his pants back up.

It’s really time to put a lock on his room.

"Remember to knock before entering a man’s room next time!" Yang Fan said helplessly.

Yang Yuan walked in nonchalantly with her hands behind her back, "You’re my brother, what’s there not to see? It seems my eye has not failed; with you looking like this, a bunch of women would definitely scramble to have your babies."

"What do you mean ’have babies’?" Yang Fan asked, puzzled.

How could a normal person give birth to monkeys? Who came up with such a nonsensical term?

"Having babies... you know, having children, it’s a pun," Yang Yuan said as she looked Yang Fan up and down, nodding in satisfaction.

"You look really good, bro. If I weren’t your sister, I’d be tempted to throw myself at you to have a ’monkey’ myself. So cool and handsome!"

Yang Fan was close to being rendered speechless.

What on earth was she rambling about?

It sounded rather frightening.

"Alright, I appreciate your filial piety, now go play, I need to catch up on some sleep," Yang Fan said.

Yang Yuan pouted instantly, muttering in a slightly aggrieved tone, "Bro, can’t you compliment me a bit?"

"You’re very beautiful, and you have a good heart. Continue to carry that on, go on," Yang Fan said dismissively, laying down on the bed.

"Bro, you’re really half-hearted!" Yang Yuan said with a pout, climbing onto the bed and lying down next to Yang Fan.

"What are you doing?" Yang Fan’s eyes widened instantaneously.

"I’m taking a nap with you; just borrowing half your bed," Yang Yuan said with a giggle, squinting her eyes.

Yang Fan was dumbfounded.

What in the world was she up to?

"I don’t lend out my bed... never mind, sleep if you want, I’ll go do some work," Yang Fan sighingly chose to temporarily retreat.

You avoid a sister you can’t handle, after all.

With how things stood between them, any of the three women outside could walk in at any moment and make a scene.

"Bro, are you disgusted with me? Boo hoo... You actually find me annoying," Yang Yuan suddenly exclaimed with an injured air.

"What do I have to be disgusted about? Can we even share the same bed? Go to sleep; I’m leaving," Yang Fan quickly got out of bed.

"We are siblings; what’s the problem with that!" Yang Yuan shouted, "Scaredy-cat, you’re just being stand-offish."

"Go to sleep already, and don’t wet the bed," Yang Fan said as he left, making a quick escape.

Yang Yuan’s cheeks flushed with embarrassment, "Bro, you... you’re being horrible!"