Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 216: New Insights

Chapter 216: Chapter 216: New Insights

Diwu Ming was extremely embarrassed, so embarrassed that her head was nearly falling off.

Yang Fan, that damn fool, actually guessed right, Zhang Yulan really did want to hook her up with Yang Fan.

What the hell is this all about?

Diwu Ming’s mind whirled like a high-speed little train.

She couldn’t possibly catch the conversation even if it was thrown on the ground.

Once she had an idea in her mind, she calmly collected the two umbrellas, gave a dry laugh, and said, "I thought a man’s most direct revenge would definitely be to press her down, madly ravage her without any pity, fucking while hitting her, and then piss in her mouth, or maybe piss inside her or something. Turns out I was wrong."

Yang Fan’s eyelids shot up, and he looked at Diwu Ming in surprise.

Is this what you’ve always hoped for, always so brutal?

Though it sounds a bit exciting.

Especially the pissing part, which somewhat made Yang Fan itch to try.

But now that he had said it outright, it didn’t seem right to call in Tian Miao and go through with it.

"Since Fanzi doesn’t fancy Tian Miao, how about these two sisters? Both are genuine university students, gentle in everything they do," Diwu Ming said, her lips curling into a faint smile as she introduced the two girls who were dancing before.

Zhang Yulan swept a dispassionate glance, leaned into Yang Fan’s ear, and whispered, "This woman is testing us. Get it done. From here on, you handle me in private, and in public, you’re my sworn brother."

Yang Fan’s lips quivered.

Talking about something so serious, and she still had to slip in a bit of dirty talk, no one could beat her at that.

"Actually, to be honest, what I really want now is you," Yang Fan said teasingly to Diwu Ming.

"A gentleman stays away from the kitchen, and as the boss here, I don’t entertain guests either, which is a bit unfair to you, Brother Fanzi," Diwu Ming replied with a light smile.

Yang Fan waved at the two girls and said, "I don’t think I should be considered a guest today."

"That’s true, but I like women," Diwu Ming said with a smirk.

Yang Fan immediately looked enlightened and turned to Zhang Yulan, "Then Sister Yulan, could you take the trouble?"

Diwu Ming’s expression instantly stiffened.

This little brat!

Always scheming.

Zhang Yulan said with a faint smile, "Fanzi, let’s not make it hard for Boss Diwu. She clearly doesn’t want to, and there’s no sense in forcing a deal. You do your thing, I’ll talk business with Boss Diwu."

"Shall we change the location?" Diwu Ming asked.

Zhang Yulan thought it over and nodded.

Then, Diwu Ming led Zhang Yulan and Xiao Liu out of the private room, leaving Yang Fan with the two girls.

Acting out that kind of thing in front of Zhang Yulan, as her nominal sworn brother, obviously wasn’t appropriate.

Even though Zhang Yulan’s eyes were full of eagerness to join in.

But faced with a woman as cunning as a fox, it seemed she had to mask her intentions and be more cautious.

Yang Fan collected his thoughts, put aside all the messy stuff, and focused his attention on these two young and beautiful women. The light veils covered their faces, and coupled with figure-hugging cheongsams, added a lot of obscure temptation.

Actually, this was her first time genuinely doing this kind of thing in such a place.

Although she had been with Wang Zhaodi last time, their relationship couldn’t be simply explained as that of guest and host.

"Little brother, do you want to go to the bathroom now?"

The girl to the right of Yang Fan, with crescent-like eyes, asked softly.

Yang Fan was a bit startled by the question. "Does not going to the toilet affect the business?"

The girl laughed, "It might affect it a bit. But what I mean is, little brother can pee ... inside someone ... um, inside. I noticed you seemed a bit interested when our boss mentioned it earlier. You could try."

"But, peeing in the mouth is a bit hard for me to accept, but doing it in the mouth is fine."

Yang Fan’s heart suddenly sped up. Are we playing this hard?

She actually brought it up herself.

Well then, I definitely have to give it a try.

Yang Fan always had a strong curiosity about things he had never tried before.

"Let’s try!" he immediately nodded and said.

"Hold on a moment, big brother. Let me get ready."

The girl smiled gently, stood up, and opened a cabinet on the seemingly flawless wall.

The cabinet was filled with various items, neatly arranged, and there were various uniforms hanging.

Yang Fan inwardly exclaimed, What a collection!

Diwu Ming really had mastered Mechanical Techniques.

At that moment, the other girl stood up, walked to the rear side of the private room, and pushed open the entire wall.

"Sir, I will prepare the bathwater for you first."

Yang Fan watched in amazement, barely able to hide his naivety.

This place is something else.

His assumption of simplicity was purely due to his ignorance.

Behind that wall was a completely separate space.

There was a large bathtub, a bed, as well as water bed, rocking chair, yoga ball, and a bunch of other large toys.

All these were things Yang Fan knew by name but had no idea how to use.

Amid the splashing of water, the girl with eyes like curved moons came back.

Standing in front of Yang Fan, she slid off her pink panties under her cheongsam, then lifted her cheongsam to apply some kind of oil to the Golden Valley before turning around and presenting her full, firm buttocks to Yang Fan, "Big brother, see if you can get it in. I’m naturally quite tight, it might be a bit difficult to do. If it doesn’t work, let’s have Xiao An try."

Yang Fan’s breathing had become uncontrollably rapid.

The Golden Valley, now oily, glistened and looked plump.

Her delicate little wings were not cumbersome at all but rather adorable.

Yang Fan took off his shorts, restraining himself to get somewhat firm, then he pushed into the shiny Golden Valley.

At that moment, the girl who was preparing the water came over.

"Sir, let me spread it a bit for you. Once it’s up, it would slip right in, but like this, it’s difficult."

She reached out and held the girl’s firm buttocks to make the still-defensive Golden Valley as wide as possible.

But... it really wouldn’t go in.

The girl was indeed tight.

This tightness was almost on the same level as Yu Hong Dou and Wang Zhaodi, girls who hadn’t been touched before.

"Can’t get it in?" Xiao An asked, "Then let me try first."

Even before she finished speaking, she was ready to go.

She pulled down her white panties, poured some oil into her palm, rubbed it on, and then presented her buttocks to Yang Fan.

Yang Fan, looking at the two round and firm buttocks in front of him like ripe peaches, breathed rapidly, and his tent suddenly pitched up. He seized the opportunity to thrust deeply, then controlled his urge to move, trying to keep calm.

But it was difficult.

Once inside, he wanted to move.

"Ah..."

Xiao An let out a soft cry and then chuckled, "Sir, you might not be able to ’pee’ now."