Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 208: Take the Blame Yourself

Chapter 208: Chapter 208: Take the Blame Yourself

Yang Fan was totally bewildered at the moment.

No matter what he said now, it all seemed somehow inappropriate.

He was very puzzled, even though he had turned the volume down so low, and even used his hand to cover, how could Zhu Shanshan still hear it? Could her ears be the reincarnation of ears that caught the wind?

"Not easy to say?" Zhu Shanshan, resting her hand on Yang Fan’s buddy, gently scraped up from the side with the tip of her tongue.

Yang Fan, with his head bowed, looked at Zhu Shanshan with a somewhat helpless expression.

This was definitely hard to say!

No matter what Old Zhou was doing at this moment, or what he was going to do later, and how the two of them played their separate games, if Zhu Shanshan heard a definite answer from him, he guessed she would probably blow her top.

After hesitating with his head down for a moment, Yang Fan said, "Sister-in-law, this matter is really hard for me to open up about."

There was no choice left, it seemed Yang Fan could only divert the trouble to himself.

"What’s so hard to open up about, your thing is still in my mouth, could there be anything harder to say than that? Go on," Zhu Shanshan said with a light laugh.

Although her smile was quite seductive, Yang Fan always felt it was a bit dangerous.

Yang Fan scratched his head and heaved a deep sigh, saying, "Actually, it was me... who was supposed to deal with Tian Miao..."

"Don’t play that game with me!" Zhu Shanshan’s eyes widened suddenly, "Do you think I’m a fool? Spit it out."

"It really was me," Yang Fan said earnestly, "In our original plan, we were to find evidence by sleeping with her, because Tian Miao seems to be very short on money lately, making it a breakthrough. Old Zhou just asked me about this, but I have a rather poor view of that woman, so I didn’t really want to go through with it, so this afternoon I found another connection, and went straight to Wang Tianbao."

"Then what’s with paying her off? Knowing Old Zhou’s character, I doubt he would really agree to give that woman money," Zhu Shanshan asked doubtfully, clearly not believing him, her eyes filled with scrutiny.

"Initially, Old Zhou took the lead and agreed to two hundred thousand, that money is definitely not going to be given," Yang Fan said weakly, "But I thought she might not be easy to lure in without paying, so I negotiated it down to ten thousand..."

Zhu Shanshan was stunned; she looked at Yang Fan incredulously, her expression bewildered.

"Fanzi, I... I don’t even know what to say to you."

She was in turmoil.

"Now I’m curious about how you managed to negotiate it down from two hundred thousand to ten thousand? That’s a huge drop," Zhu Shanshan said incredulously, not sure what to think anymore.

Anyway, her mind was a mess.

"Actually, I even think ten thousand is too much, I said five thousand, and she probably would have agreed," Yang Fan said, "As for how I negotiated it, I really just made a hard bargain, if she didn’t agree, I wouldn’t go through with it."

Zhu Shanshan’s mouth twitched slightly, like she was sucking on a lollipop; then she bit Yang Fan’s buddy and sucked a couple of times, suddenly asking, "So, are you still going?"

"Definitely not, I was already preparing to start with Wang Tianbao, why would I go looking for her?" Yang Fan declared earnestly.

Even if he actually had a similar idea to Old Zhou, he had to firmly reject it in front of Zhu Shanshan.

Zhu Shanshan pondered thoughtfully for a moment, then suddenly laughed lightly, "Actually, I think you could do it. I’m quite familiar with that woman Tian Miao, and although what she does is absolutely terrible, she does look pretty good."

Indeed, birds of a feather flock together.

Her reasoning was just the same as Old Zhou’s.

Yang Fan waved his hand, extremely resolute, and said, "Sister-in-law, even though I’m a man, I’m not one to just drop my pants for any woman. I like good stuff. This kind of trash, well, it’s tolerable if there’s no other choice, and I’d bite the bullet, but if there are better options, I’d rather pass."

In the clear reference to Tian Miao, Yang Fan also took the opportunity to subtly praise Zhu Shanshan.

Zhu Shanshan nodded, "Since you have better options, then forget it. Otherwise, I might even have been able to arrange a meeting with Tian Miao for you. Maybe if I had been involved, she might have even charged less. Does Old Zhou really not care about this stuff?"

This sudden question nearly threw Yang Fan’s back out.

A woman with a forked tongue.

Yang Fan felt relieved he had directed the dirty water onto himself, if he had truly spilled the beans, Old Zhou might not have ended up dead today, but he would’ve certainly been skin and bones. Even though Zhu Shanshan might have always been suspicious, there is a difference between suspicion and catching someone red-handed.

"Sister-in-law, I really don’t know about that," Yang Fan said, his face a picture of sorrow. "He’s been giving me advice all along but never revealed his own thoughts. Even if you two are playing your own games now, I can’t just baselessly accuse him; that wouldn’t be right."

Zhu Shanshan nodded, bent down again and took Yang Fan’s member into her mouth, mumbling unclearly, "Then I’ll spare his dog’s life for now."

Yang Fan: ...

Luckily, he was a bit clever.

"Sister-in-law, actually, there’s something I’ve been quite worried about," Yang Fan said in a low voice.

Zhu Shanshan swallowed, and raised her face, "Are you talking about the thing between us?"

She guessed it in an instant.

Yang Fan, bracing himself, nodded, "I’ve been Old Zhou’s friend for a long time, I always feel a bit uneasy. While I would like to maintain this relationship with sister-in-law for as long as possible, I’m worried that word might get out."

"Is it fun playing with his wife?" Zhu Shanshan asked playfully.

Yang Fan nodded without hesitation.

"If it’s fun then that’s good. Why worry about so much? I’ll handle it, you just enjoy it," Zhu Shanshan said carelessly.

Yang Fan opened his mouth, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Sister-in-law, what do you plan to do?"

"I’ll make sure it doesn’t affect the relationship between us, nor the friendship between you two. Just be at ease, I know what I’m doing, I never fight an unprepared battle," Zhu Shanshan said with a gentle smile, "Do you want to do it again, or should I continue using my mouth?"

"I feel it might be coming soon," Yang Fan said.

Although they had been discussing a rather complicated issue, Zhu Shanshan hadn’t forgotten to use her mouth to help him out.

So, between the talking, Yang Fan really was in both pain and pleasure.

After being eaten by Zhu Shanshan for over an hour with such sucking and releasing, he truly felt like it was close.

Zhu Shanshan’s eyes carried a seductive smile as she asked Yang Fan, "Do you want it inside or in my mouth, choose one."

"I want to try what it feels like in the mouth," Yang Fan said with a smile.

Zhu Shanshan threw a coquettish glance at Yang Fan, "Then I’ll continue so you can finish in my mouth. If you want to see me swallow, I can do that too... show you."