Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 203: Disgust Her to Death

Chapter 203: Chapter 203: Disgust Her to Death

How could Yang Fan say no to Zhu Shanshan’s heartfelt invitation?

Even if he wanted to maintain a restrained relationship, now was definitely not the time to say it.

As Zhu Shanshan’s body burned with the flames of desire, if Yang Fan were to say such a thing then, she might not explode in anger, but her face would probably become as gloomy as a rainy June day, and all ties would be severed from there on.

As an adult still in possession of some rationality, his best choice at this moment was, of course, to happily agree, and after their tryst, he could casually express his concerns, leaving the issue for Zhu Shanshan to consider.

Upon hearing Yang Fan’s agreement, Zhu Shanshan’s eyes shimmered with excitement, and her lips curled in triumph. She quickly returned to the counter, her fingers flying across the calculator faster than it could keep up.

Yang Fan took out his phone and settled onto a lounger, ready to scroll through his phone and conserve some energy.

Despite his extraordinary stamina, he was concerned that he might not be able to withstand such continuous exertion.

He had just been watching some short videos for a while when suddenly a phone call came in.

The last few digits were familiar, but Yang Fan couldn’t remember whose they were at the moment, so he answered without thinking much of it.

"I can agree to let you have a go, but, you need to pay more." As soon as the call was answered, the person on the other end got straight to the point.

Now, Yang Fan had guessed who it was.

That dumbass Tian Miao!

Glancing at Zhu Shanshan, who was engrossed in her calculations, Yang Fan discreetly stood up and walked outside.

"Okay, how much more?" Yang Fan asked with a cold smirk.

"Another fifty thousand!" Tian Miao said.

Yang Fan was puzzled, wondering how she could say such a number with such a shameless face.

Even if she really had gold inlays, it wouldn’t be this ludicrous, would it?

"Ten thousand, take it or leave it," Yang Fan purposefully said.

"Why are you so stingy? You want to do a woman but don’t want to spend money, what the fuck are you playing at?" Tian Miao cursed as soon as she opened her mouth.

After a bit of swearing, her tone suddenly became lower and somewhat reluctant, "Fine, for the sake of your looks, I’ll make a sacrifice. Ten thousand it is. But you must wear a raincoat, no back door, and don’t do anything with the mouth. Just do it normally, that’s it."

"After all you’ve been through, if I can get you to stand up again, I should be considered your savior, right? If you get back to normal after this, shouldn’t you consider giving me a gratitude fee?"

Yang Fan could hardly hold back anymore, this woman probably really mistook her ass for her face.

Audacious!

"Okay, but I have conditions too," Yang Fan said indifferently, "I won’t wear a raincoat, I want to visit all your holes, I want it the internal way, and the positions are up to me. If I tell you to bend over, you bend over, if I tell you to lick, you lick."

"Why are you so disgusting, I’m talking about a gratitude fee, why are you bringing up conditions?" Tian Miao yelled in dissatisfaction.

"Then get the fuck out of here, stupid cheap bitch," Yang Fan said coldly, "If I can settle a matter with ten thousand yuan, why the hell should I spend hundreds of thousands on you? Who do you think you are? Pure Girl or a star? Don’t you have any semblance of self-awareness about what you’re actually like, and you’re still talking terms with me, you’re out of your mind!"

"You made me have a bit of a reaction, but that doesn’t mean you’re the only one, let alone a savior, you’re just a dog!"

After stewing for a while, Yang Fan fully unleashed his fury, ranting for six or seven minutes before hanging up the phone.

That felt good!

But just after he hung up, Tian Miao called again.

Yang Fan sneered briefly, then still answered the phone, greeting someone else’s ancestors isn’t anything to cower over.

If Tian Miao isn’t convinced, she can just keep cursing.

Just as Yang Fan was about to launch into a tirade, Tian Miao suddenly said, "Two hundred ten thousand, I can agree to your terms, you just need to make it happen. You can have all three places once. But I have plans tonight, so if you want to do this come over now."

"Ten thousand!" Yang Fan said indifferently, "I should be careful now; you’re not worth that much."

Old Zhou was right, this bitch really seems to be strapped for cash.

She got cursed to shreds and still agreed.

"You fucking moron, are you playing with me?" Tian Miao’s voice suddenly rose.

"Cheap slut, do you think you’re worth wasting my time? Ten thousand yuan, take it or leave it, otherwise, fuck off!" Yang Fan said unapologetically, eager to see just how low Tian Miao was willing to go.

"Fine, you play hard," Tian Miao said coldly, "the lowest is fifty thousand!"

She actually started to bargain.

"You’re really stupid," Yang Fan said coldly, "I now feel even ten thousand is too much. With ten thousand yuan, I could find at least three or four girls like you in any club, do you think you’re worth it?"

Tian Miao was silent for a good while, then suddenly yelled, "Enough with the bullshit, if you’re going to do it, come over quickly."

She actually agreed again.

Yang Fan thought ten thousand was already close to the bottom line, but now it seems that’s far from the truth.

A sly smile crept over the corner of his mouth, and Yang Fan said lightly, "How about this, I’ll add another five thousand, but you have to let me video check your body first. Make sure I can see everything that needs to be seen."

"Why do you have to make such a fuss?" Tian Miao yelled discontentedly.

"I need to be sure you can actually get me hard, right? Otherwise, what’s the point of wasting my time?" Yang Fan said.

Tian Miao exclaimed angrily, "It’s my first time dealing with someone like you, wait up, I’ll make a video call to you."

Yang Fan’s mouth twisted into a wicked smile. Had he just succeeded in getting something for nothing?

Sure enough, not long after, a video call came through.

As Yang Fan answered, he quietly started recording the screen.

On the video, Tian Miao, with her makeup meticulously done, was sitting on the couch with a slim cigarette at the corner of her mouth, "What do you want to see?"

"Top to bottom, the back, then spread it open and let’s have a look," Yang Fan said, covering his own camera.

Agitated, Tian Miao twitched at the corner of her mouth, "If it wasn’t for your money, I would really want to kill you. Look! I’ll show you; I’m really curious how you’re going to look."

With a face full of rage, she stubbed out her cigarette in the ashtray and then lifted her long skirt.

Although the woman’s moral character wasn’t great, her looks and figure were pretty good. She didn’t have a fat stump-like figure like Tian Gaofei, her figure was slender, and her face was fair.

Tian Miao quickly stripped off her skirt, revealing light beige bikini undergarments beneath.

Without any hesitation, she unfastened her bra, slipped off her panties, then brought her phone close to her ample chest, "Look, satisfied?"

"Not bad," Yang Fan said.

To be fair, it was indeed quite a sight.

Hearing Yang Fan’s affirmative response, Tian Miao then aimed the phone at her ’golden valley,’ "Good enough? Isn’t it pretty and pink?"

"Do you have some kind of misunderstanding about pink? Yours looks as if it’s been wrapped in tar, not pink at all. No, no, I’m disgusted, I feel nauseated. Can’t do this, just hang up, hang up," Yang Fan said with disdain as he abruptly ended the video call.