Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 188: Drenched in Urine

Chapter 188: Chapter 188: Drenched in Urine

"Brother, I know you still care about me and were just trying to scare me. Stop being so stern and upset, okay? I really do realize my mistake. I shouldn’t have falsely accused you, and I shouldn’t have been dismissive when I apologized."

Xiao Yuan acted all spoiled and cutesy, suddenly standing on her tiptoes and planting a big kiss on Yang Fan’s cheek.

That kiss left Yang Fan completely stunned.

Damn!

These city girls are really cunning, just like shape-shifting spirits.

"Behave properly, don’t pull that act with me!" Yang Fan said, touching the spot where Xiao Yuan had just kissed him, his voice grave.

"I just suddenly lost all interest in teasing you, don’t think I was only joking around before, I was very serious!"

Xiao Yuan kept glancing back nervously, while giggling, "Brother, brother, I really do realize my mistake."

As she spoke, she tiptoed again and smacked another kiss on Yang Fan’s cheek.

Yang Fan’s anger dissipated by more than half in an instant...

He really wanted to keep a straight face and snub this cousin of his, but he found it increasingly difficult to stay mad at her.

This damn girl, she really knows how to do it.

"You sure know how to pick a place, wandering off to seek death there," Yang Fan shook his head and said, "Do you know what that place is called? It’s the legendary mass grave. You might not see a single grave now, but it’s said that during the wars, that’s where they used to dump bodies. Dig a little underground, and it’s all bones."

"Ah!" Xiao Yuan suddenly screamed and threw herself into Yang Fan’s arms.

Her speed was so fast that even a monkey would accept defeat. In a blink of an eye, she completed three steps: grabbing onto Yang Fan’s neck, winding her long legs around his waist, and burying her head in his chest.

All of a sudden, Yang Fan found himself holding a soft, fragrant, delicate body, and he was frozen in shock.

Xiao Yuan’s legs were wrapped tightly around him, so much so that Yang Fan could clearly feel the warmth from the area of the golden valley, which seemed to be a bit damp.

No, it was getting damper...

Yang Fan suddenly looked down at the person in his arms, "What are you doing? Really, what the hell? You peed on my shoes this morning, and now you’re peeing on my clothes, aren’t you?"

The warmth and dampness weren’t what he thought they were.

She had peed herself!

Xiao Yuan’s face flushed with embarrassment as she buried her head deep into Yang Fan’s chest, "I... I was already feeling a bit urgent earlier, and I just couldn’t hold it in when I suddenly got nervous, I’m sorry... I’ll compensate you for the clothes when we get back."

Yang Fan was at a loss for words.

"You were hanging around there for so long and were fine, what are you afraid of now?"

Xiao Yuan said in a stammer, "I was already scared then, scared to death, okay? Now that you’ve mentioned it, my fear caught up with me. When you were talking just now, it felt like someone was breathing down my neck."

Yang Fan: ...

"If you were that scared, how did you find the courage to run away from home and to hang yourself?"

"I didn’t mean to hang myself. I simply got lost, and then I encountered ’ghost hitting the wall’, unable to find my way out no matter what. Next thing I knew, I ran into those vines and ended up hung, I didn’t do it intentionally," Xiao Yuan said weakly.

"Brother, that place is really eerie. I wandered for who knows how long, but I kept going in circles. The moment you mentioned it was a mass grave, I suddenly understood everything. How could I possibly not be afraid?"

Yang Fan had encountered this ’ghost hitting the wall’ phenomenon himself.

As to what exactly it was, he couldn’t say for sure, but it definitely made you unable to find your way out.

However, his cousin probably just got dizzy wandering in the forest today.

In pitch darkness, without a single landmark, how can one distinguish east from south or west from north? Especially in the woods, it seemed all directions led the same way.

"Get down. If Fourth Aunt catches you like this, I can’t just walk away scot-free!" Yang Fan said sternly.

"Brother, I don’t want to. I’m scared." Xiao Yuan once again used her trump card of acting coy, wriggling her body like a maggot, her legs clamping even tighter around Yang Fan’s waist, "What’s wrong with brother giving his little sister a hug? It’s perfectly normal!"

"Normal my ass, get down!" Yang Fan growled, "So you really want me to give you a good one, huh? Alright, then!"

As he spoke, his hand reached under Xiao Yuan’s skirt.

Xiao Yuan instantly caved in and darted down from Yang Fan’s body, looking timidly at him as she spoke, "Don’t be mean, I’m still very obedient, okay? Can I walk in front then?"

"Go!" Yang Fan glanced at the large damp patch on his T-shirt and felt instantly worse.

The warmth from before was now chilled to the bone by the breeze.

Back on the main road, Yang Fan called both Wei Juan and Little Mother, telling them not to look any further and head home.

At the fork in the road ahead, they ran into Little Mother and his sister-in-law first.

"Xiao Yuan, are you alright?" Little Mother immediately asked with concern when she saw Xiao Yuan.

However, to Yang Fan, it seemed like she was just putting on an act.

"Auntie, I’m okay, just a little scared," Xiao Yuan said, pursing her lips in an almost tearful expression.

Zhou Wenhui patted Xiao Yuan on the back, speaking earnestly, "You child, what were you doing running away from home at this time of night? This is the countryside, not like the city. I don’t know if the city has those strange and eerie things, but things really get abnormal here at night."

"Just recently, an old bachelor at the west end of the village had a bit to drink and was heading home in the dead of night. The villagers found him in the morning in someone else’s graveyard, mouth full of fresh blood. No one knows how he managed it, but he’d bitten into several chickens and ducks raw, with a pile of decomposed bones beside him that looked like they were dug up from the ground, really frightening stuff!"

"Ah!"

With a scream, Xiao Yuan bolted onto Yang Fan like a flash of lightning.

Her arms clung tightly around Yang Fan’s neck, her legs wrapping around his waist like a vice.

Yang Fan was speechless, "Get down, what’s this now?"

"Ah... no, it’s too scary," Xiao Yuan trembled, burrowing her head deeply into Yang Fan’s chest.

Though holding a delicate beauty like this felt quite comfortable, especially the warm heat from her "golden valley" pressing right below his belly button, almost touching his groin, making him feel somewhat heady.

But in front of Little Mother and his sister-in-law, this posture was perhaps a bit too intimate.

And really, what was Little Mother doing, unnecessarily frightening her like that?

True, there were a number of bachelors at the west end of their village, but Yang Fan hadn’t heard of any such incident.

Xiao Yuan’s dive onto Yang Fan left both Little Mother and the sister-in-law staring in shock.

Clearly, neither had expected such a scene to unfold.

"We’ve got so many people here, what are you scared of? Hurry and get down!" Yang Fan said in a deep voice.

"I don’t want to..."

"Hurry up!" Yang Fan shouted.

Finally, Xiao Yuan slid off Yang Fan like a creature without bones, yet her body stayed pressed close to him. Batting her large eyes, which seemed to feign innocence, she asked Zhou Wenhui, "Auntie, why would that man do such a thing?"

Scared to death, and yet she was still so curious!