Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 157: Playing with Flowers

Chapter 157: Chapter 157: Playing with Flowers

Wu Xuelan heard the person on the phone, her eyebrows shot up, and she yelled, "Do you know what you are talking about? If you dare find another woman, I’ll castrate you!"

"Hey, I didn’t look, I didn’t look, I was just saying! Besides, I haven’t stopped you from finding men either. If you’re lonely, go find someone, just don’t let me know." The man on the phone said nonchalantly, "Tell me, have other men been with you? You just need to say if there have been or not, don’t tell me any names."

"Ding Wang, you bastard, what the hell are you talking about? I remain pure!" Wu Xuelan furiously scolded.

"Oh my, you must be frustrated. Quick, pull down your pants and let me have a look," the man on the phone laughed lasciviously.

Wu Xuelan stole a glance at Yang Fan standing to one side, a faint unnatural blush appeared on her face, she spat and muttered low, "You old pervert, aren’t you ashamed? How can you say such a thing?"

"We’re husband and wife, what’s there to not talk about? Hurry up, let me feast my eyes, I’m almost dying from holding back here. Thinking it’ll be several more months before I can come back, I’m going crazy," begged Ding Wang.

"No way!" Wu Xuelan said decisively, "What unreasonable things you’re saying, I can’t do such a thing."

"Considering I’m working my guts out to earn money for the family, should that count for something?" Ding Wang said.

"Even if you don’t earn money, I can just remarry immediately!" Wu Xuelan boldly shouted, unflinching.

"Okay, okay, let’s not talk about that. Not taking everything off, can’t I just look a little?" Ding Wang took a step back, his tone softened, pleading in a gentle voice, "If you don’t satisfy my cravings a bit, I really might not be able to resist looking for another woman."

"Be my guest, go find one, and then I’ll find someone too, each of us will play on our own," Wu Xuelan angrily retorted.

Ding Wang chuckled, "I wasn’t stopping you from looking either; I still know what kind of woman you are. Just don’t elope with that guy and don’t let me find out; feel free to open your juicy clam for someone else, I don’t mind."

"Ding Wang, you bastard, what outrageous crap are you spouting now? Tell me, what kind of woman am I!" Wu Xuelan was thoroughly enraged, her face frosty.

She could do it, but saying it out loud was obviously out of the question.

Yang Fan was about to leave, but hearing this stimulating conversation between the two, he stopped again.

This couple is really something else.

Ding Wang even outright said for Wu Xuelan to find a man. Could he perhaps have some sort of fetish?

"Not from the same family, not through the same door," that saying seemed to hold some truth here.

The relationship between Ding Wang and Ding Hai’s families was already complicated enough to fill a novel, yet here was Ding Wang being so magnanimous about his wife. Yang Fan didn’t really believe he didn’t have some kind of special fetish.

Maybe, he was one of those people from the legends who liked to share their wives with others.

Listening to their heated argument on the phone, Yang Fan not only lost any intention of leaving but also casually sat down nearby.

It would be a pity to miss such a dramatic scene.

As the couple’s argument escalated and they were about to curse each other’s ancestors, Ding Wang’s tone suddenly softened again, and he began to soothe Wu Xuelan.

But Wu Xuelan was not easy to appease, she still held a grudge against some words Ding Wang had earlier said.

Taking the opportunity, she blasted Ding Wang fiercely, venting some of her intense anger.

"Honey, don’t be mad, just let me have a peek," Ding Wang said with a mischievous grin.

His behavior looked as if he had just been scolded by Wu Xuelan referencing all kinds of animals; it was nothing like him at all.

"Go away, I’m not in the mood," Wu Xuelan snapped.

"I’ll send a red envelope, a big one, okay?" Ding Wang said, laughing.

Wu Xuelan’s attitude softened slightly as she muttered, "You send it first."

"Fine, fine, fine, I’ll send it right away," Ding Wang said, overjoyed.

"There, is that envelope big enough? Hurry, let me see."

Wu Xuelan glanced at the transfer he had sent, a slight smile finally appearing on her face as she said grumpily, "That’s more like it. If you dare slander me again, call me the kind of woman I am, you’ll end up a bachelor, you bastard."

"I was wrong, so wrong. I really was," Ding Wang said, trying to appease her with a smile.

Yang Fan was a bit too far away to see how much money Ding Wang had sent to Wu Xuelan, but judging by Wu Xuelan’s joyful expression, it must have been a significant amount.

"You’re alone, right?" Wu Xuelan asked.

"No one’s here. I’ve stepped outside. You strip without worry, no one will see," Ding Wang hastily said.

Wu Xuelan’s eyes slightly slanted, slyly casting a glance at Yang Fan.

She, however, was not alone.

Wu Xuelan lightly hooked her finger on the strap and slid her nightgown off her shoulders.

In an instant, a streak of snowy brightness was revealed in the courtyard, illuminating the dimly lit yard as if it suddenly lit up.

Wu Xuelan, with her arms, clasped that pair of trembling fullness, squeezing them entirely into the phone’s camera before grumpily saying, "Happy now?"

"Happy, happy, so happy, wife, those twins are still so big, really want to take a bite," Ding Wang exclaimed eagerly.

Yang Fan was also stunned, this couple really knew how to play wild.

But, compared to Ding Wang, he seemed to be getting a better deal.

Ding Wang had to send a hefty red envelope to see Wu Xuelan, whereas he could watch recklessly and even play.

"Wife, play with them a bit, just watching is no fun," Ding Wang said.

"You dead shit, don’t push your luck!" Wu Xuelan shouted, raising her eyebrows.

"Just a little play, pinch the nipples, rub them a bit," Ding Wang pleaded sweetly.

Wu Xuelan glared at him grumpily, cautiously shifted her body sideways, then squinted her enticing eyes, her fingers gently caressing her trembling fullness.

In this sitting position, Ding Wang in the phone could only see a side view, but Yang Fan could see full front.

Yang Fan’s eyes heated up, Wu Xuelan seemed to be intentionally giving him a show.

The body position wasn’t as crucial as her occasionally seductive glances.

She was clearly showcasing her seductiveness to Yang Fan.

Although Yang Fan and Wu Xuelan had just had a fierce encounter, watching her like this, he couldn’t help but feel dry-mouthed and his blood boil.

This woman knows how to be tempting when she’s flirty.

This is the flirtatiousness of a woman at its best. Seductive.

Unlike Gao Lanlan, who seemed more desperate.

"Wife, shit, I can’t take it anymore, I want to do you. Quickly, take off your pants, let me see too, I want to do it through the air!" Ding Wang’s crude voice came from the phone.

"You dead thing!" Wu Xuelan cursed softly, but did not refuse.