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Chapter 1188 - 1182: We Who Herd Sheep

Chapter 1188: Chapter 1182: We Who Herd Sheep

Wow, Ironclad Invincible might really have been provoked this time, to actually blurt out such explosive content.

After his performance, many fellows were absolutely stunned.

Damn it, what do you mean by that, Brother Ironclad? Are you seriously going for a complete tear-down with Li Changlin? To think you even dared to bring up stuff like Penguin and 380.

And as for Red Bull and Yili, those are big brands, man. Have you decided that they won’t sue you for infringement?

At this moment, many people were totally baffled, struggling to adapt to Ironclad Invincible’s sudden change in style.

Watching this scene, Ironclad Invincible felt his heart sink.

Because he was so eager to defeat Li Changlin, he concocted such a confrontational tactic, hoping to quickly stir up everyone’s emotions.

But now, it seems that things have somewhat backfired!

"Ironclad Invincible’s performance is over, please welcome Li Changlin to the stage," the System’s mechanical voice rang out at that moment.

Ironclad Invincible heaved a melancholic sigh, disheartened, he stepped away from the podium.

Following that, Li Changlin took the stage.

In his heart, he already realized that Ironclad Invincible had made an unforgivable mistake just now.

Changing his performance style on the battle stage, not to mention the general audience, even his diehard fans, due to not being able to react in time, cast their support votes. This caused Ironclad Invincible to miss another opportunity for scoring points.

As such, it meant Ironclad Invincible had failed to gain support points for the second time in a row.

If Li Changlin put on a brilliant performance this time, he could decisively triumph over his opponent.

So standing on the stage, Li Changlin first took a deep breath, and then his mind began to race.

Soon, he thought of a suitable joke, so he smiled and began to speak, "I’ve noticed that our platform’s brothers are all very naive; in fact I know many are just too shy to say that Li Changlin is a dumbass."

"When you’re young and in love, don’t talk about forever, talk about cherishing."

"TT, we’ve always known it as a browser, but later on found out it’s also the name for something else."

"The quality of military blankets is really beyond comparison – hiding under one while playing with your phone, you definitely won’t get a signal."

"Each of us is like a clown, juggling five balls."

"These five balls are your work, health, family, friends, and soul."

"Only one of these balls is made of rubber that bounces back when dropped – that’s your job."

"The other four are all made of glass; if they fall and shatter, they’re broken."

"Since money is dirt, that’s why flowers are always stuck in cow dung."

"Men hope to lock the zipper of women’s wallets; women hope to lock the zipper of men’s trousers."

"Women’s bellies are made big by men, and men’s bellies are made big by Huasi men!"

"The former is because of love, the latter because of alcohol."

"The purpose of installing mirrors in washrooms is to let people have a look in the mirror when they take a leak."

"Crying over a wound is just like pouring salt on it, the effect is the same."

"Doing the same work, leaders call it leading; rich people call it entrepreneurship; common folks call it labor."

"It’s the same with going abroad, leaders call it inspecting; the rich call it traveling, common folks call it smuggling."

"It’s also the same with speaking, leaders call it directing; rich people call it quotations; common folks call it babble."

"When the sun is appealed to, leaders call it a suggestion; rich people call it a motion; common folks call it grumbling."

"What’s called womanizing, leaders call a slip-up, rich folks call sponsorship; common people call it ***."

"After the completion of a major project, some surplus funds remained."

"Thus, the provincial capital held a standing committee meeting to discuss whether to use it for improving conditions in primary and secondary schools or to better the prison environment."

"Opinions were all over the place, each committee member having their own reasons and arguments."

"In the end, a senior committee member settled the matter with a single statement, ’In your lifetimes, as standing committee members, will you ever have the chance to go back to primary or secondary school?’"

"Immediately, the meeting room fell into silence, some wiping sweat, some bowing their heads to drink tea, others glancing around or looking all over the place."

"Following that, the committee members quickly reached a consensus to improve the prison environment."

"Those who get drunk are leaders and those seeking favors."

"Those who don’t file petitions are leaders and unregistered residents."

"Those who speak nicely are leaders and TV hosts."

"Those compelled to donate during a disaster are leaders and those with the lowest salaries."

"Those who must rush to the scene of an accident are leaders and ambulance drivers."

"Those who can’t leave once they join are leaders and the underworld."

"Those who grab the newspaper but have no time to read are leaders and newspaper vendors."

"When the provincial chief visits the grassroots, dinner is arranged at a herdsman’s home."

"The herdsman is overwhelmed and at a loss."

"After getting out of the car, the provincial chief insists the herdsman enter first, to which the herdsman excitedly replies, ’You go ahead, leader. We herders are used to walking behind the livestock.’"

"At the dinner, the herdsman serves a plate of mutton chops in front of the provincial chief, who says a simple meal will suffice. The herdsman quickly responds, ’It’s no big deal, this isn’t worth much, it’s usually just for the dogs to gnaw on.’"

"Local officials invite the herdsman to dine together, and he replies, ’You go ahead and eat, at this time every day, I have to feed the donkeys before eating!’"

"That kills me!"

"Dude, you’re seriously amazing."

"Brother Changlin, you’re freaking awesome!"

"Well said!"

Below the battleground, players from both camps were hooting joyfully, laughing their heads off.

These jokes not only mock and satirize sharply but are also particularly light-hearted and funny.

Li Changlin bowed slightly and stepped down from the podium. Of course, he scored another point, making him two points ahead of Ironclad Invincible, and he was deemed the winner of this contest.

Because the support score on the battleground needs to mobilize the emotions of audiences from both camps, each camp must have its own players casting support votes to score. This situation is bound to cause misunderstandings, as they do not feel that players from the enemy camp would support the other side.

In fact, this is closely related to the rules of the battleground.

The audience voting for support can receive System rewards, whether it’s items or virtual game currency, etc. In short, it’s a very beneficial game setup for the average player audience.

Of course, there are also some restrictions here. For instance, members of one’s own Legion cannot enter the enemy’s camp or their votes will be invalid.

Additionally, players below the rank of Major who cast votes also have their votes invalidated and receive no rewards.

This set of rules effectively reduces score-rigging behaviors, ensuring that the platform’s battleground is quite fair and just.

"Li Changlin scores six, Ironclad Invincible scores four; at this stage of the contest, Li Changlin is the victor!"

In the end, the System makes its judgment, which also signifies the true end of this contest.