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Chapter 1185 - 1179: What is the Organization?

Chapter 1185: Chapter 1179: What is the Organization?

"After countless battles and defeating many opponents, I finally have my own fans, hardcore supporters, and even managed to assemble a legion that sweeps through the heavens."

"As the supreme broadcaster of the Brothers’ platform, I now consider myself successful and famous, known throughout Xuanyuan, I..."

Pfft!

"Li Changlin, do you have no shame?"

"Damn, you’re incredibly full of hot air!"

"Haha, brother is dying of laughter!"

"Damn, and you’re calling yourself a celebrity? You’re just a small-time broadcaster!"

"Exactly, exactly, Li Changlin, you can stop blowing your own trumpet!"

"Hehe, Changlin is just too funny!"

"Interesting, really interesting, guys, quickly watch Brother Changlin successfully ignite the mood of the opposing camp!"

"Seriously!"

The outcome of a talk show battle is very different compared to competing in skills like chess.

It’s not simply about being well-liked by the audience to win, to succeed.

It’s not like that.

If the rules were so, then with the vast number of supporters Ironclad Invincible has, he wouldn’t even need to compete to be unbeatable, and that would be pointless.

The real competition, the scale that decides the victory of the battle, is to inspire the emotions of the opposing camp’s players.

Only by doing so can one side claim a true victory.

So, seeing the emotions in the opposing camp being stirred by Li Changlin, the players in Li Changlin’s camp immediately got invigorated.

Ironclad Invincible, sitting at the battle station, felt a sudden chill upon witnessing this scene, and truly began to sense danger.

At this time, Li Changlin continued speaking: "I have a few very domineering sentences to share with everyone, hoping to help the brothers out in those insignificant places."

"First, you’re not allowed to bear sadness on your own, my shoulders aren’t just for show!"

"Second, you’re not allowed to stay up late, you know it’s exhausting, and if you’re tired, I would feel heartache. So for the sake of not making me worry, please stop staying up late."

"Third, you’re not allowed to wake up early, wait until I’ve made breakfast and brought it to you before you get up."

"Fourth, you’re not allowed to have wild thoughts, my heart is only this big and it’s filled entirely with you."

"Fifth, you’re not allowed to be the happiest person in the world because with you, I am already the happiest person on this planet!"

"Life is like a pressure cooker, when the pressure gets too much, you’re done."

"You think I’d just watch you march to death? No way, absolutely not, because I would close my eyes."

"The furthest distance in the world isn’t from one end to the other, but it’s me on Telecom and you on Unicom."

"Spit is for counting money, not for reasoning."

"When there’s an issue, seek the cause within yourself, don’t blame the Divine Dragon Continent for lack of gravity when you’re constipated!"

The more Li Changlin spoke, the more excited he got, and the audience below was thoroughly enjoying it.

Not only in Li Changlin’s camp but even in Ironclad Invincible’s camp, many people were unknowingly following Li Changlin’s rhythm.

Especially when Li Changlin got to the last sentence, it was incredibly cool, and several people couldn’t help but send out various laughing emoticons in the chat channel.

All these scenes were naturally seen by Ironclad Invincible, who, after noticing this situation, suddenly felt a thump in his heart and a vague sense of unease.

"Awesome, my bro."

"Brother Changlin is mighty!"

"Don’t blame it on Shenlong Continent having no gravity, hearing that made me burst out laughing!"

"Damn it, I was eating noodles, and now they’re coming out of my nostrils!"

"Haha, do you have to exaggerate that much!"

"What do you think, bro!"

Many people were rolling on the floor laughing.

Compared to Ironclad Invincible, Li Changlin’s way with words is leagues ahead.

Every line of his is a comic gem, one after another.

Especially those five domineering sentences; they were so chilling that it gave people goosebumps.

In fact, some stand-up comedians go for pure lightness and pure comedy.

Of course, there are also those who adapt their material based on current events and hot news.

But like Li Changlin’s, stand-up that contains life philosophy and wisdom, that’s really unheard of.

Before today, whether it be the audience members present or professional streamers like Ironclad Invincible, they have never encountered a streaming style like Changlin’s.

Stand-up comedy isn’t for everyone, nor is it as simple as just being able to talk.

Of course, some hosts on the Brother platform really just consider stand-up comedy another talking act.

The truth is, it’s not like that at all.

It’s just that the barrier to entry for live streaming is incredibly low.

No matter your education or age, as long as you can express yourself normally, you can take the stage.

Even if you’re disabled, as long as you have something impressive, as long as you can move those happy-go-lucky online viewers, you have the chance to get what you want on this stage.

Seeing the players from his own camp get riled up by Li Changlin, Ironclad Invincible suddenly felt the pressure mount.

When it was his turn again, upon taking the stage, Ironclad Invincible was met with a momentary, deafening silence.

Then, awakened by the System’s warning and reminder, Ironclad Invincible suddenly came to his senses.

He sheepishly said into the mic: "Nowadays, you can’t rely on anything but yourself, which shortens to - rely on me!"

"What is an organization?"

"When you face difficulties, they say they are powerless."

"When you face injustice, they say to treat it correctly."

"When your legitimate rights are violated, they say to think of the bigger picture."

"When you’re oppressed, they say you must trust the organization."

"When someone needs to make a sacrifice, they say the organization is considering you."

"When someone needs to charge into battle, they say they are your strong support."

"When you succeed, they say it’s the result of the organization’s cultivation."

"On the house prices in Capital City."

"If your annual salary is over three million, inside the Second Ring, buy wherever you want."

"If it’s between one and three million, from Second to Fourth Ring, buy wherever you want."

"If it’s between five hundred thousand to one million, from Fourth to Sixth Ring, buy wherever you want."