Global Evolution: I Super Double Up on my evolution
Chapter 43: Me! A Dummy! Commendation for the Army of Justice!_1

Chapter 43: Chapter 43: Me! A Dummy! Commendation for the Army of Justice!_1

As time relentlessly passed, the convenience store’s interior gradually brightened a little. However, it remained dim, with visibility only marginally improved.

Su Yan continued walking through the darkness, where mannequin corpses lay strewn about.

Suddenly, he heard voices conversing up ahead. Following the sound, Su Yan soon spotted the school group from a distance, including the principal, the Head of Academic Affairs, and those two green tea bitches.

At this moment, the school group was huddling together for warmth.

The principal stood at their center, loudly berating the two green tea bitches.

"You two idiots! It was bad enough that you falsely accused a classmate, but you just had to act tough and follow that person into the convenience store!"

"I’m telling you, once we get out of here, I’ll give each of you a demerit!"

"Principal, it’s not our fault! Su Yan dragged us in here..."

"Not your fault?" The principal almost laughed in anger, then loudly scolded the two girls, "He’s just a sickly weakling, utterly powerless! And you two are Semi-Advanced Level creatures. If you didn’t want to go in, could he have really forced you?"

"You don’t admit your mistakes and still try to justify yourselves! Once we’re out, each of you will receive a major demerit!"

Hearing this, the two girls became defiant and immediately argued, "But he really did drag us in! It’s not our fault at all..."

Hearing their response, the principal exploded with rage, shouting, "Still blabbering! You dare to keep blabbering! Say one more word, and you’ll be expelled once we get out!"

Upon hearing the word "expelled," the two girls immediately shut up, not daring to utter another sound.

Although the girls fell silent, the principal continued to curse, repeatedly calling them idiots until they were on the verge of tears.

Witnessing the principal chewing out those two green tea bitches viciously, Su Yan, who was observing from the shadows, felt an immense sense of satisfaction.

But after savoring his delight, he didn’t step forward to join the school group.

Instead, he cautiously moved a bit closer and activated his cheat ability.

Soon, several bio-information panels popped up in his mind.

...

Principal’s panel:

[Name]: Huang Sichong

[Race]: Human

[Level]: Rare

[Skill]: True Tyrant’s Aura

...

Head of Academic Affairs’ panel:

[Name]: Lan Zhixun

[Race]: Human

[Level]: Advanced

[Skill]: Noxian Diplomacy

...

Girl’s panel:

[Name]: Lin Xiaoxiao

[Race]: Human

[Level]: Semi-Advanced Level

[Skill]: Social Death

...

After a period of observation, Su Yan confirmed that everyone was normal; there wasn’t a single mannequin among them.

Just as he was about to step out from the darkness and join the others, an utterly panicked voice suddenly cried out from another shadowy area.

"Principal! Save me! Quick, save me!"

The next moment, Su Yan saw someone who looked exactly like him sprint out of the darkness, rushing wildly towards the group.

And right behind this person, a ferocious-looking mannequin was chasing him.

Seeing this, Su Yan couldn’t help but click his tongue. Good grief, a mannequin is actually trying to disguise itself as me and infiltrate the school group!

THUMP! Just then, the panic-stricken fake Su Yan, as if tripped by something on the ground, suddenly stumbled and fell.

"Principal, I’m going to die! Save me!" The fake Su Yan lay sprawled on the ground, stretching his right hand towards the principal, desperately crying for help.

Just then, the mannequin chasing him caught up. It raised a fist to smash down on the fake Su Yan, yelling, "Su Yan, die!"

Just as the mannequin’s fist was about to land, the principal sprang into action. He charged towards the mannequin with a swift stride and delivered a whip kick.

Then, BANG! The mannequin was sent flying by the kick, plummeting to the ground like a kite with a snapped string.

It then transformed into a lifeless piece of rotten wood, completely devoid of vitality.

"Principal! Thank you! Thank you so much for saving me, disregarding our past issues! I, Su Yan, have no way to repay you other than by kowtowing!"

With that said, the fake Su Yan began to kowtow repeatedly before the principal, THUD, THUD, THUD.

The real Su Yan: "???"

For a moment, Su Yan was completely dumbfounded. What the hell? This mannequin must be crazy, openly ruining my image like this! How could I possibly tolerate this?!

Just as Su Yan was about to charge out and go on a rampage, the fake Su Yan suddenly stood up. He walked over to the two girls, dropped to his knees, and kowtowed vehemently, THUD, THUD, THUD, while shouting, "I’m sorry! It’s all my fault! I shouldn’t have touched your butts! I’m to blame! Please forgive me!"

The real Su Yan: FML!

Seeing this, Su Yan, who had been observing from the shadows, truly couldn’t stand it any longer. He charged out without a second word.

In the blink of an eye, he flashed beside the fake Su Yan and swung his leg in a kick. THWACK! The fake Su Yan was kicked away instantly. He flew far, far away, completely disappearing from sight, utterly vanished.

Several seconds later, a distant THUD marked his landing.

Everyone: "???"

Everyone present was dumbfounded. What in the world is going on? How did another Su Yan suddenly rush out and kick the first one flying?

Soon, some of the school staff regained their senses. One immediately shouted, "Everyone, be careful! This is a fake Su Yan! Stay away from him!"

Hearing this, everyone shuddered and quickly distanced themselves from the Su Yan before them.

The principal, especially, felt a chill of fear in his heart as he recalled the speed with which this Su Yan had just appeared.

This Su Yan’s speed was no less than his own, even though he himself was a Rare-level being!

Is this guy still sickly?! No need to even think about it! This must be a boss-level mannequin! Absolutely, explosively powerful!

It wasn’t just the principal; everyone else present thought the same.

"Everyone, attack together! Gang up on him!" the principal suddenly shouted, taking the lead and charging towards Su Yan.

Seeing this, the others didn’t just stand by; shouting, they too rushed forward.

They could all clearly sense that this fake Su Yan before them was overwhelmingly powerful! Only by ganging up on him did they stand a chance of winning.

Are they... mistaking me for the mannequin?

Su Yan was stunned for a moment, then the corners of his mouth curved slightly as a bold idea came to him.

Perhaps... I can use this mannequin disguise to exact some ’sickly chicken’ style revenge on those idiots!

With this in mind, Su Yan’s expression began to contort, gradually becoming mannequin-like, until he completely resembled one.

Immediately, a terrifying Rare-level overbearing pressure erupted from him.

THUMP! THUMP! THUMP... THUMP! THUMP!

In an instant, a series of heavy sounds echoed. The people who had been charging just a moment before all collapsed to their knees, unable to bear the weight.

Every one of them was pressed to the ground, completely immobilized.

"Humans, submit to me!" Su Yan declared, walking mechanically towards the two girls lying on the ground.

"Waah! Don’t come over here!" the two girls shrieked upon seeing this, immediately dissolving into sobs and blubbering pleas for mercy.

This amused Su Yan greatly. He quickly strode over to the two girls and squatted beside them.

Then he pulled out a marker, uncapped it, and began the grand ceremony of bestowing titles upon them.

"You! Judge! Bound by the Law!" And, "You! Pure Bystander! Fair and Just!"

As he spoke, Su Yan scribbled on the girls’ faces with the marker.

The two girls were utterly dumbfounded. What’s wrong with this mannequin next to us? It seems like it has a case of chuunibyou too!

Su Yan ignored their bewildered expressions and simply examined the words on their faces.

Girl: Judge! Bound by the Law!

Friend: Pure Bystander! Fair and Just!

Looking at the words on the girls’ faces, Su Yan felt something was still missing.

He paced back and forth a few times, pondered for a moment, and then had a sudden epiphany.

That’s right, they’re still missing a bit of ’righteousness’! As enforcers of the law, how could they lack that? A mere label on their faces can’t fully reflect the ’justice’ these two girls showed me earlier.

With that thought, Su Yan squatted down again. He picked up the marker once more and proceeded to cover the girls’ bodies with the character for "Righteous."

Instantly, the two girls seemed to radiate an aura of righteousness, looking thoroughly imbued with it.

"Hmm, not bad." Gazing at his handiwork on the ground, Su Yan nodded with satisfaction, feeling considerably gratified.

Just then, a large amount of pollen stealthily filled the air from the darkness. It carried a faint, sweet fragrance as it swirled around the people on the ground.

Those on the ground who inhaled the pollen immediately fainted.

In that brief instant, only Su Yan remained conscious.

It wasn’t because his strength was particularly great, but simply because his Poison Resistance was high.

He had devoured plenty of Golden Lotus Pistils at the Luo City Central Primary School the day before.

His Poison Resistance Attribute had been maxed out, reaching an extremely terrifying level.

Mere pollen was insufficient to knock him out.

"Su Yan, you truly are something, not succumbing to the poison. No wonder Old Shu took an interest in you," a voice drifted faintly from the darkness.

Then, in the next moment, the owner of the school’s convenience store appeared before Su Yan.

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