Global Evolution: I Super Double Up on my evolution
Chapter 40 How can you still consider yourself a brother?! You even hit your own sister!_1

Chapter 40: Chapter 40 How can you still consider yourself a brother?! You even hit your own sister!_1

At the same time and in the same place, two principals of First Middle School suddenly appeared...

Good lord!

The atmosphere at the scene became eerie.

Su Yan was sandwiched in the middle, with a principal on each side, both staring each other down.

The disheveled, bankrupt-looking principal shouted at Su Yan, "Su Yan, come to my side! The other principal is a fake!"

The neatly-dressed, authoritative principal heard this and scoffed disdainfully. "Hah, mere low-level Demons and Monsters daring to play tricks here! Su Yan, if you don’t want to die, then get the hell aside!"

"Roger that!"

In response to this commanding tone, Su Yan, without any particular joy or anger, immediately sidestepped.

Then, making a welcoming gesture, he said, "Both principals, please begin your performance!"

What the... Seeing how decisively Su Yan had moved away, the authoritative principal suddenly found himself in a quandary. He had only meant to put on an act of bravado. He had even deliberately used the word "roll," thinking Su Yan would get irritated and snap back. Then he himself could make a swift exit...

But he hadn’t expected this! The guy had moved away so decisively.

Damn it! Miscalculated!

"What are you two standing around for? Hurry up and fight!" Su Yan urged.

Conveniently positioned in the snack shop, he had chips and cola ready. He was waiting to watch the two principals fight, but those two just wouldn’t start.

At this moment, the authoritative principal was feeling quite frustrated, but the bankrupt-looking principal was even more so. He was covered in cuts and bruises and was in no shape to fight anymore. At any minute, he could end up dead and gone.

But there was no other choice. Because, at this moment, the lavish-looking principal was already charging over, shouting.

And so, just like that, the two principals were forced into a scuffle.

It seemed like punch after punch landed with force, and kick after kick aimed to be fatal. But in reality, they were just slacking off. Every move looked flashy and fierce as a tiger, but their actual damage output was a mere half-point—a spectacle worthy of the Forbidden Peak itself.

After watching for a while and seeing that the two were getting nowhere, Su Yan stood up and fetched two rigid iron rods. He then tossed them at the two principals’ feet, where they landed with a CLANG, CLANG. "You won’t kill anyone fighting like that," he told them. "You need to use these!"

Having said that, Su Yan leaned back with legs crossed, took out a bag of sunflower seeds, and started cracking them open at the side.

"Ma De!" both principals cursed inwardly upon seeing this. We were faking it just fine, why on earth did you have to butt in?!

At this very moment, the bankrupt-looking principal was especially distressed. He didn’t want to fight. He really didn’t want to fight.

As he was pondering this, the bankrupt-looking principal suddenly had a brain fart. He pointed at Su Yan and shouted to the lavish-looking principal, "Principal, this guy is always stirring up trouble! He’s the fake one, be careful!"

The lavish-looking principal: "..."

Su Yan: "..."

Seeing them both staring at him speechlessly, the bankrupt-looking principal quickly came to his senses. Damn it! By calling the other one ’Principal,’ hadn’t I just exposed myself as the fake?

With that thought, the bankrupt-looking principal was speechless himself. Without another word, he turned to run. My cover’s blown! Time to bolt!

"Running? Where do you think you’re going?" Su Yan picked up a bottle of gamer’s joy juice and threw it fiercely at the bankrupt-looking principal.

Next, there was a loud THUMP! The bottle of gamer’s joy juice hit the bankrupt-looking principal squarely on the back of the head with precision.

THUD!

The bankrupt-looking principal collapsed, landing face-first in the dirt.

Su Yan didn’t waste any time, rushing over to hit him with a punch, delivering a finishing blow.

Soon, accompanied by a loud BANG, the bankrupt-version principal died on the spot.

"Su... Su Yan! You... you sickly fellow... how did you suddenly become so powerful?!"

At this moment, the luxury-version principal was completely shocked, stuttering as he spoke.

Su Yan ignored the luxury-version principal’s question and walked straight towards him. Then, without warning, he threw a swift and fierce punch, causing him to explode on the spot.

In an instant, wood chips filled the air. Afterward, with a SMACK, a rotten log fell heavily to the ground.

It turned out that both principals were fakes.

Su Yan wasn’t too surprised by this scene. He had been clear from the start that both the bankrupt-version principal and the luxury-version principal were impostors. After all, he was the man with a cheat, able to obtain simple evolutionary information about his target creatures. If the target was a creature, he could get information like its name, Species, Level, and Creature skills. If the target wasn’t a creature, then no creature information panel would appear in his mind, thus indicating that the target wasn’t a creature.

The reason he hadn’t acted immediately upon discovery was that he wanted to observe these rotten wood impersonators. He wanted to see what characteristics and features these things had, to better handle them later—what’s usually referred to as getting a handle on them first.

"Would the puppet master behind the scenes care for a chat?" Su Yan tried to communicate, maximizing his Five Senses Perception, hoping to uncover some clues.

However, seconds passed, and the inside of the snack shop remained deadly silent, without a hint of movement. It seemed Su Yan’s little trick wasn’t very effective; the other party was unexpectedly patient, not making any move for quite some time.

"I didn’t expect you Demons and Monsters to be so patient, more enduring than a turtle hiding in its shell."

No sooner had Su Yan spoken than many hands emerged from the surrounding darkness. They interlocked to form a rope of palms, which rapidly swept towards a particular dark area.

Then, the next moment, accompanied by the sounds of a physical struggle, two familiar figures entered his sight.

They were Su Yike, in her charming adolescence, and Su Erke, still in elementary school.

At this moment, both were tightly bound by the rope of palms, their mouths firmly covered by hands as well. They had been dragged roughly from a shadowy area to where Su Yan stood.

After dragging the two over, the hand covering Su Erke’s mouth suddenly loosened. Then, loud crying followed: "Brother, I’m scared! Save me, please save me! Sob, sob, sob..."

Seeing his younger sister crying, her face like pear blossoms in the rain, Su Yan said with a relieved smile, "Erke, just for calling me ’Brother,’ I’d give you a punch no matter what."

Su Erke: "❓❓❓"

Having said that, Su Yan flashed forward and unleashed a Combination Punch: Overbearing, Deliberate Punching, Mighty Split Skull, Breathtaking...

After this Combination Punch, Su Erke, who had been crying just a moment ago, was instantly blown apart, dissolving into a shower of falling wood chips.

"If a perfect performance scores ten, I can only give you negative ten.

"Do you know why?

"Because Erke, that girl, never calls me ’Brother,’ but you, on the other hand, started calling me ’Brother’ right away. It was obviously fake."

After Su Yan finished speaking, all was quiet around him; there wasn’t a sound.

Then, quickly, the hand over Su Yike’s mouth loosened. It was her turn to perform.

Soon, the crying resumed: "Su Yan, I’m Yike, your most beloved younger sister! Save me! Sob, sob, sob!"

"Sorry, pal. Yike usually calls me ’Brother’ constantly..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Su Yan swung his fist and dashed towards Su Yike.

Su Yike: "Ma De..."

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