Gender Reboot
0029. Police Summons Notice

"Schluurp……."

Without even needing to grind against me, Harin rubbed her body along my cock.

Seorin bowed politely before leaving, waving her hand cutely.

"Call me again, Mister."

"Sure."

So, what now?

Honestly, nothing in particular.

Seorin, Harin.

Getting close to them was a stroke of luck for me.

After all, now I had onaholes I could call whenever my cock got needy.

We even exchanged numbers before parting.

'Hm?'

On my way back from taking out the trash, something caught my eye near the shared mailbox—

a suspicious envelope in Unit 207’s slot.

[XX Police Station – Summons Notice]

[To: Yujin]

……The police? A summons?

I carefully picked it up and tore it open to read.

****

For the record, I absolutely hate unexpected situations in my life.

Anything that threatens my stable routine and inner peace is my mortal enemy.

Until that enemy is dealt with, my mental state plunges into crisis mode, draining twice as much energy as a normal person.

The moment I saw the words "Summons Notice," my chest tightened with unease and fear.

Had I gone too far? If I claimed there wasn’t a single nagging doubt in my mind, I’d be lying.

Not that I’m paranoid, but... Was it Noona?

Or maybe Harin’s husband?

One of the gamers I’d trash-talked in League?

Just the fact that the police had called for me sent my imagination spiraling.

I took a deep breath and opened the summons notice.

[Case No. XXXXXX]

[Regarding Yujin, we request your presence at the XX Police Station’s Special Investigations Division on XX/XX/XX for questioning.]

[Investigating Officer: Sergeant Jung Min-joo]

"What the hell?"

The summons gave no clue as to why I was being called.

The fact that it was the Investigations Division suggested it might be crime-related.

Only one way to find out.

I scanned the QR code, which led me to the National Police Agency’s website… where I could view the case assigned to me.

[XX District, XX Road 149-12. Yujin (Male). Confirmed to possess reproductive capability. Special Investigations Division, Jung Min-joo in charge.]

Reproductive capability…….

I’m not really into raw stuff, though.

"……."

Wait, that’s not what this is about, is it?

I looked it up—"reproductive" referred to the ability to impregnate, to sire offspring.

In other words, my ability to get a woman pregnant.

No fucking way!

Did they figure it out? The government’s ball-busting hunters?!

Are they gonna drag me in for human experimentation?!

No, that can’t be. This isn’t some psychic power or anything.

Just because I can fuck properly doesn’t mean they’d abduct me for experiments.

But… if I’m the only one in this rebooted world who can actually have proper sex…?

Then yeah, the government might actually have a reason to step in.

I never reported anything, though…

What the hell would I even report in the first place?

"Name: Yujin! My cock gets rock-hard with no issues! Ejaculation works perfectly fine too!"

"Arrest that bastard."

"Take this! Swinging dick attack"

‘…….’

I briefly imagined the scene, just some idiot causing a ruckus at the police station.

Either way, the fact that I was being summoned over my reproductive abilities gave me a bad feeling.

Like something unpleasant was about to happen.

And then…

[Online Consultation Service]

At the bottom, I noticed an AI bot that would respond based on my input.

"Hello, Mr. Yujin. I’ll do my best to assist you. How can I help?"

"I got a summons notice. Can I just… not go?"

Even I knew it was a dumb question.

"We can assign you a dedicated officer. Would you like an in-person visit service?"

Dedicated officer? In-person visit?

"Dedicated officers are typically junior officers, specifically female personnel who have undergone special training to minimize any potential discomfort male clients may feel."

Hmm…?

I stared at the chat, momentarily lost in thought.

If they came to my place like Dahye did, that’d be perfect for my NEET instincts.

Going to a bright, crowded place like a police station myself? Not ideal.

This is kinda tempting, though…

"What kind of women are available?"

"Do you have a preferred type?"

??

......Is this really the police’s AI bot…?

Not some escort service?

I’ve never paid for sex, but this caught me off guard. Then, the AI started uploading ID photos of female officers one by one, listing their physical stats, features, and names like a damn catalog.

"They’re all pretty."

Wait, if I pick one, she’ll actually come?

"All of them are outstanding officers from the Special Investigations Division, having received ratings of 9.8 or higher from their assigned male clients."

‘Assigned male clients?’

So they provide some kind of male-exclusive escort service?

But their tits are all way too small. Well, by normal Korean standards, they’re decently sized, but after Dahye, Harin, and Jimin, my standards have skyrocketed. These just don’t cut it.

"Their tits are too small. Why’s that?"

"Few male clients prefer larger breasts. Would you be comfortable with a larger size?"

"Actually, I’d prefer it. Got anyone with huge tits and a fat ass?"

Somehow, the conversation had turned into me picking out an onahole.

"[…Searching.] How about this candidate?"

The recommended officer had breasts about as big as Dahye’s, but I was curious.

"Who’s the biggest? The one with the largest tits, fattest ass, and prettiest face."

“[........…Searching.]“

After a long moment of wait, finally a single ideal candidate was filtered out.

"This officer has had zero assigned male clients but received excellent evaluations at the training academy."

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