Gender Reboot
0015. Harin: The Delinquent Landlady

Dahye pecked my cheek and left cheerfully.

"I'll be back♥ My king-sized dick?"

That girl, saying things like that where everyone can hear it.

…Well, it didn't matter.

I was the only guy in this apartment who might actually be the 'victim' of this… indecent talk.

"See ya."

It felt… refreshingly simple.

After that kind of sex, you'd expect the woman to suggest living together, or ask to date, or at least make plans to meet again.  Something to indicate a closer relationship.

But she just left her contact information, like a button I could press whenever I needed my dick taken care of, and left with a cheerful face.

"The average Reboot Girl"?

Should I think of Dahye as the average woman? I don't know yet.

My apartment no longer felt like a cramped space confining my frustrated desires.

The thought that my sister or Da-hye might visit again made me instinctively clean up.

I washed my large onahole, "Rei," dried it, applied maintenance powder, and put it away.

I wasn't sure if I'd use it again, but it was part of my routine…

Tidying up my room brought me peace of mind.

This kind of life suited me, Yujin.

Going out and living a harem life was just too much work.

I happily browsed the web, contentedly reliving the afterglow of Da-hye's pussy.

["Da-hye♥, Onahole Exclusively for Dick-nim" It hasn't been long since we parted, but I already miss sucking it]

["Da-hye♥, Onahole Exclusively for Dick-nim"  It's okay to say this since we're fuck buddies, right?]

["Da-hye♥, Onahole Exclusively for Dick-nim" ㅎㅎ]

What the…

She saved my contact like this?

It was too long!

I changed it to just Da-hye.

[You can just put "Yujin"]

[“Da-hye” Ah, I want to suck dick. I want to suck dickkkk]

["Yujin" Sex]

I casually responded to her outburst of desire.

If we lived together, we'd probably have sex every day.

My dick was already getting hard, as if asking its master, "Where'd that awesome pussy go?"

I hadn't realized it while we were together, but I was already missing her.

'At this rate, I'm going to be the one asking her to live together…'

No, no living together.

I shouldn't complicate things.  I wasn't going to expand my activity radius and do extroverted things.

…Or rather, I couldn't.

'I haven't changed at all as a loser. Heh.'

But I liked my loser sensibilities.

Getting depressed because you were a hikikomori was for amateurs. I had no desire to change my current lifestyle.

In fact, living like this had become much more advantageous.

Da-hye's explanation had shown me how rare and valuable I was, and if I went around swinging my dick outside… it would be nice, but too chaotic.

I shouldn't get impatient.

This wasn't some kind of superpower.

That night, I chatted with Da-hye as usual, played a few games of League of Legends, and went to bed.

["Ji-min" Show me your dick. Is your dick healthy? lol]

["Ji-min" Just kidding~]

["Da-hye" Dick♥ Pant, pant♥ I want to suck dick]

…A small but significant change had occurred in my life.

For the first time, I woke up to horny messages from women.

Especially for someone like me, who had very little interaction with women.

I chuckled at the messages expressing their desire to suck my dick.

What did sucking dick mean to Reboot women?

There were probably always a lot of women who liked it, but here, it was practically a drug.

Should I take a picture of my dick…?

["Yujin" (Picture of erect dick) Look at this and calm down]

["Ji-min" I'm grateful to have a younger brother for the first time]

["Yujin" Until now?? Until now!  Noona!]

["Ji-min" Hahaha, just kidding. I'm always grateful to have you]

As if responding to my dick pic, my sister sent a selfie of herself sticking out her tongue as if she were sucking it, with an "Ahh~" expression.

It was a picture so arousing that it felt like my dick had been struck by lightning.

["Ji-min" *Slurp, slurp♥*"]

Then, I received an allowance from Ji-min.

It felt strange to get paid for showing my dick to my stepsister.

["Yujin" (Picture of erect dick)]

["Da-hye" (Emoticon of bowing deeply in dogeza) Thank you, Dick-nim.]

["Da-hye" May you have a healthy erection today as well…]

Everyone liked my dick pics.

Should I ask for some porn in return?

["Yujin" Send me some sexy pictures]

Sent.

I sent the same message to both Ji-min and Da-hye, and within a minute, I received pictures.

["Da-hye" (Picture with one breast exposed and panties pulled aside to reveal her pussy) I'm already wet thanks to Dick-nim]

Ji-min's picture seemed to be taken in a bathroom, probably at work.

She'd unbuttoned her white blouse, revealing more than half of her ample breasts.

["Ji-min" (Picture of pushing out her breasts) Let me know if you need anything else]

["Yujin" Thanks for the trouble while you're working]

["Ji-min" It's only natural, since I'm your sister"]

It was a good world.

Thanks to the hot pornographic tributes from the two of them, I was able to start my morning with a vigorous jerk-off session.

Masturbation had its own unique appeal.

Of course, it wasn't as stimulating as sex, but it provided a satisfying release.  I showered, ate breakfast in a slightly drowsy state, and then, as usual, met Da-hye in League of Legends.

My rank had reached an all-time high.

'I actually reached Diamond.'

I pumped my fist.

"Da-hye, you're on fire today."

She was always good, but today she was even sharper.

She'd even changed her nickname from MintB to "PinkOnahole."

But wasn't this a game for all ages?  Was the filter not working?

["BestPussyContestWinner" Onahole-nim, do you have a boyfriend?]

["PinkOnahole" Yes]

["DickHunterKim" Is he big?]

I was listening to the Reboot version of the classic pick-up line, "So, is she pretty?"

["PinkOnahole" Fucking huge]

["DickHunterKim" I'm so jealous, damn]

["BestPussyContestWinner" Is the support actually a guy? If so, I'll only gank your lane. Please have sex with me too, please]

["PinkOnahole" Lol, try harder]

I didn't even bother responding.

But Da-hye seemed anxious, so she messaged me about it after the game.

[You didn't add BestPussyContest, right??]

'She's insecure…'

I did get a friend request…

[I didn't accept]

[I'm 100% sure she's not your type.  Better not to accept]

[How would you know lol]

[I still want to enjoy being your only onaholeㅠ]

She seemed genuinely jealous at the thought of me getting more fuck buddies.

[I didn't accept]

[Thank you, Dick-nim♥ Pant, pant♥]

While accepting the possibility of more pussies around me, I let her enjoy being my one and only for now.

Da-hye seemed quite proud of that fact, judging by her immediate nickname change.

'Dick-nim…'

Just how much had the world rebooted that being called "dick" felt like it was referring to me?

Indeed, while browsing the web, I noticed adult ads and sexually suggestive videos on YouTube that I hadn't paid attention to before.

Almost all of them seemed to revere the male penis.

Out of curiosity, I ventured into R-18, adult-only content, and it was truly a sight to behold.

'It's getting scary to choose movies…'

I couldn't shake the feeling that many forms of media were now worshipping the dick.

Even in all-ages webtoons.

It was sad that there was less to watch, but I could still find things I liked if I looked hard enough.

It seemed to be my fate to always gravitate towards niche genres, away from mainstream content, no matter the world.

Just like that, without any deep conversations or plans to meet anyone, I continued my usual routine…

"Huh?"

No water…?

I was about to wash some cups when I realized the sink wasn't working.

There hadn't been any announcements about maintenance or anything.

'This is bad.'

The toilet wasn't working either.

I didn't know anything about plumbing, what should I do?

No water meant I couldn't even flush the toilet, and it would be a problem if I didn't fix it soon.

I could call a plumber, but…

'I'm just renting…'

I had to inform the landlord first.

If a plumber came and started working, the scope of the repairs might expand, and I'd naturally need the landlord's permission.

I flinched, imagining the irritable madam with her long, flowing ash-blonde hair.

A flashy married woman was too stimulating for a loser like me.

I had the landlord's number, but I'd never contacted her before.

I'd only received general notices about residents illegally dumping trash.

Personal interaction?  Unthinkable.

In the original world, I wouldn't have even been able to make eye contact.

A sexy, tall woman like her was the complete opposite of a loser like me.

'But…'

My experience with Da-hye had given me some confidence.

As a man, couldn't I be a little more demanding?

It was a spoiled brat mentality, but so what?  I was a man!  It was okay to act like this because I was a man!

Besides, it was a perfectly reasonable thing to inform the landlord about a problem like this.

Even without that mentality, this was normal behavior.

'……'

I closed my eyes, looking at my panicked reflection in the bathroom mirror.

Ugh, fuck…

I was really freaking out.

I was too weak to handle unexpected problems like this.

The internet going down, the water being cut off, the power going out…

Whenever something happened that I couldn't fix myself, my whole body tensed up, like I was in a death game.

…I should just ask her to take care of it.

It was too much for a man-child like me.

I decided to call the landlord, Ryu Ha-rin, for help.

[This is 207. The water is cut off.  Could you please call a plumber to take a look?]

Hmm…  Did that sound too timid?

It felt like I was bothering her with something I could handle myself.

Anyway, Ryu Ha-rin's reply arrived exactly five minutes later.

[I'll take a look]

She was coming over herself?  But what did the madam know about plumbing?

Before I could reply, I heard footsteps coming from the upstairs.  It was the sound of Ha-rin coming down.

I took a deep breath and opened the door to greet her.

'Slippers this time?'

I looked at her feet first because I didn't hear the click-clack of heels.

She was much taller than Da-hye or Ji-min.

Her height, combined with her perfect proportions, made her look stunning in the tight-fitting gray dress that accentuated her long legs.

It was a Dongtan-style dress, with a knot tied at the waist to emphasize her slim figure, probably to accommodate her large breasts.

"Let me see."

"What's the madam going to do even if she sees it?"

Oops. I didn't mean to say that.

My loser side was showing!

"Well, I might figure something out."

She came in, glanced at me, and chuckled.

"It's okay if I come in, right? I'm the landlord."

"Ah, yes."

She smelled nice…

Different from Ji-min and Da-hye. A more elegant and luxurious scent.

Was it the difference in perfume, or her natural scent?

She smoothed her hair and said with a haughty sideways glance,

"Letting a woman into a single man's apartment.  How careless."

It was a slightly condescending tone.

I thought it was more dangerous for you, a woman, to enter a single man's apartment…

…As if to say she'd take care of any "unpleasant" sexual incidents with her big ass, she walked around my apartment, swaying her hips.

'No way.'

Even in the Reboot World, our personalities were too different.

I thought the possibility of us mixing our pussies and dicks was practically zero.

She was a successful man's wife, someone who would normally live in a premium building I'd never have access to.

She probably had sex with her amazing husband every day…

'But wouldn't a husband like that be normalized?'

"Let me take a look~"

End of fantasy.  In reality, I was staring at Ryu Ha-rin's ass.

Ryu Ha-rin having sex with her husband every day?

A woman with such a satisfying sex life…

'…Wouldn't act like this.'

As if to refute my earlier comment about her not knowing anything about plumbing, the madam stuck her head under the sink, presenting her large ass right in front of me.

She knew I was watching…

This was more like the behavior of a sexually frustrated housewife.

"So, do you know what's wrong?"

"Well~~.  Wait a minute."

"……."

I went to the front door and closed it.

*Click.*

*Beep.*

Even though she must have heard the door closing, she didn't turn around…

She kept presenting her large ass to me.

*Gulp.*

I swallowed, staring at her ass…

I thought I was used to the dopamine rushes, but Ha-rin's ass in that tight dress instantly made my dick hard, as if opening up a new realm of possibilities.

The atmosphere was strange.

There wasn't much she could do with her head stuck under the sink, so why was she still presenting her ass like that?

I could only see her slim waist, her ass, her long legs, and her firm thighs, so I couldn't tell what kind of expression she was making.

*Wiggle, wiggle.*

Ha-rin only occasionally wiggled her ass.

Image: Ha-rin

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