First-Year Internship—And You Went to Site 749 to Contain Monsters?!
Chapter 133: Floral Coffin Death Burial—Only for the Good-Looking Ones

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The surrounding scenery quickly faded and shifted.

In a calm tone, he said, “This move—better save it for the good-looking ones next time.”

Floral Coffin Death Burial was just too beautiful.

Ugly people didn’t deserve such a death.

Bai Hemen, covered in blood, happened to hear this.

He shook the blood off his hands, looked left and right, then bent down to wipe the glaring red off on a corpse.

A thoughtful look flashed through his eyes.

Seemed like he didn’t have any cool-looking techniques...

Originally, he didn’t care about that stuff—but after hearing what Lu Ding said,

he suddenly felt like—yeah... that was kind of... cool!

Different people deserved different deaths.

Maybe that was the difference in their taste—Lu Ding even chose his killing techniques based on how good someone looked.

He still knew way too little!

He just hadn’t worked hard enough!!!

After thinking for a bit, he said, “You’re really good at showing off.”

Lu Ding froze.

Then laughed out loud, “Hahahahahahaha, f*** off.”

Then he looked Bai Hemen over: “You’re covered in blood—go wash up.”

Bai Hemen looked down at himself. True.

He hadn’t paid attention to appearances when cleaning out the small fry.

Didn’t seem very appropriate.

In Lu Ding’s words—not elegant enough. In simpler terms—not enough flair.

There had been a huge commotion inside.

Outside the Kou family estate.

Captain Li Kai and his people were waiting quietly for word from Lu Ding. If anything went wrong, they’d charge in immediately.

But now, after waiting and waiting—

Even the noise had stopped.

“Captain? Should we go in? We can’t leave Lu Ding and Bai Hemen fighting alone in there!!!”

“Yeah, Captain, it doesn’t feel right just standing here.”

“That’s a Si Ming Realm cultivator in there. Lu Ding and the others...”

The words trailed off. Li Kai didn’t reply, just kept staring at his phone.

Of course he wanted to help too.

But Lu Ding’s charged slash was just too powerful.

If they rushed in, they wouldn’t just be unhelpful—they might drag him down.

Right now, the best thing to do was wait.

Fortunately, he wasn’t disappointed.

Buzz.....

【Lu Ding: Captain Li, thanks. Bring the team in to clean up the scene, and gather everyone unrelated to the incident on the Kou family’s side.】

Lu Ding and Bai Hemen weren’t mass murderers.

Anyone not involved—they wouldn’t touch. Ordinary people—they wouldn’t touch.

Cultivators of Qi and ordinary folks—two different worlds.

749 investigators basically never touch civilians.

As for “basically”—

Well, some civilians are just dumb enough to go looking for death.

The moment he read the message, Li Kai’s energy instantly came back—finally their turn to move.

With a wave of his hand: “Let’s go.”

A group of investigators dashed along rooftops, rushing toward the Kou estate.

Just as they entered the courtyard, they saw Lu Ding holding fish food, feeding the koi in the Kou family pond—each one as big as a person.

The scene was calm and peaceful.

Then they looked around.

The massive, luxurious estate had been split in half.

Blood splattered everywhere.

On the ground—someone had been sliced clean in two.

One investigator crouched to look at the half-face frozen in confusion and unwillingness, still not understanding why Lu Ding wouldn’t answer him.

They instantly recognized who it was that had been sliced vertically.

“Kou Huaiyi! That’s Kou Huaiyi!!”

“And... this one too!”

Someone pointed at the other half.

Lu Ding paused mid-throw with the fish food, turned around: “Oh yeah, both sides are him. That’s two point five.”

“Two point five......”

A Si Ming Realm powerhouse, sliced in half right there in front of them—the visual shock was overwhelming. But Lu Ding’s words had this touch of dark humor.

Some felt like laughing, but couldn’t bring themselves to.

Lu Ding spoke again to lighten the mood: “If ‘two point five’ sounds weird, just call it fifty percent per side.”

Li Kai glanced around: “Where’s Bai Hemen?”

And Kou Huaishan was nowhere to be seen.

Could Bai Hemen have gone chasing after him?

He frowned: “Did Kou Huaishan get away? I’ll alert everyone to intercept him.”

From inside the banquet hall, Bai Hemen walked out, shaking water from his soaked hair: “Intercept who? There’s still a main culprit from the Kou family alive?”

“Hey! What are you doing here?”

Bai Hemen looked confused: “Where else would I be?”

“Kou Huaishan?”

Lu Ding hadn’t even answered yet,

when Bai Hemen jumped in, raised a fist, then opened it: “Dead. Blew up. Everywhere. Died real pretty—just too ugly for it.”

Even in death, still judging the guy for being ugly.

No one else like him.

But his words did pique the curiosity of the other investigators.

Died... pretty?

Since when was there a way to die pretty?

“Alright, alright, back to work. Get the message out—have the other teams locate any Kou family members still outside.”

“Tell them all to report to the Bureau.”

“Notify the cleanup crew to come in.”

“Oh, and most importantly—contact Kou Jingming.”

Whatever still belonged to the Kou family, was still theirs.

It wasn’t illegally gained, so 749 wouldn’t confiscate anything.

Now that the main decision-makers of the Kou family were mostly dead—

This whole mess, of course, would end up in Kou Jingming’s lap.

Seeing that Bai Hemen had finished washing up too, Lu Ding patted the leftover fish food off his hands.

“Captain Li, I’ll leave things here to you—we need to head over to the Kou family’s ancestral grave.”

He hadn’t forgotten—there was still a gift waiting for him to unwrap over there.

Lu Ding was slightly looking forward to it.

What kind of corpse creature would it be?

“Just leave them here, I’ll go with you guys,” Li Kai said. “That thing’s been nurtured for years, and as far as I know, the Kou family used feng shui to raise it.”

“At least three hundred years.”

“Half the city’s feng shui fortune’s tied to that place—there’s a chance it could’ve produced a monster on par with a Si Ming. If that’s the case, it could cause a major incident. And that spot’s got a wide view—civilians might see it. So we better prepare.”

Sound reasoning.

“Then we’ll trouble you, Captain Li.”

“No trouble at all. If anything, it’s us troubling you—this should be our job in the first place.”

The three of them headed out together.

Li Kai sent out the notification.

Before long, lists of summoned artifacts and materials for dealing with various corpse-type creatures were flooding into the logistics department at Jinshan 749.

Since no one knew exactly what was down there,

everything effective against corpses had to be fully prepared.

There was even dynamite on the list.

Some zombies had insanely high spell resistance—

that’s when explosives could deliver some unexpected results.

On the way there,

Li Kai handed over his phone with the list of materials to Bai Hemen and Lu Ding.

“Anything you think we should add?”

Looking at the long string of materials and magical artifacts,

Lu Ding couldn’t help but think—yep, money really makes things run smoother.

He had no suggestions.

But Bai Hemen did have one question.

Pointing at the screen: “What’s this rain bomb for?”

Lu Ding explained, “You should read more of the Bureau’s materials.”

“Zombies can be suppressed by things of extreme yang and hardness, but also influenced by things of extreme yin and softness.”