Fake Eunuch: Discovering the Emperor is a Woman!
Chapter 90 - 90 90 The Emperor Drank Too Much

90: Chapter 90 The Emperor Drank Too Much 90: Chapter 90 The Emperor Drank Too Much A pair of beautiful eyes immediately glared at Lin Yi, and the tone was filled with defiance as she spoke:

“How dare you, a dog servant, suggest that I can’t drink anymore?

Today, I shall open your eyes and let you witness what it means to be invincible in drinking!”

As the young Emperor’s words fell, she immediately lifted the wine jar in her hand and gulped down several large mouthfuls of wine.

Lin Yi, standing by her side, gazed at her originally snowy white neck, which had turned slightly rosy from the alcohol’s effects, and was moving up and down as she drank, making Lin Yi’s mouth dry.

However, what little rationale he had left was telling him this was a public place, where he must absolutely not do anything reckless.

With a bang, the young Emperor who had just gulped down half a jar of wine in one go slammed the empty wine jar onto the ground.

With a crash, the jar shattered instantly, and the noise also startled the eunuchs of the Rituals Office below.

“Come on, I’ve finished drinking, now it’s your turn!”

Perhaps impulsively, Lin Yi also raised his jar and began to guzzle the wine with a dun, dun, dun.

Finally, after half an hour, the wine jars beside the two of them had completely disappeared.

They hadn’t been taken away by anyone; instead, the slightly tipsy pair had been comparing whose throwing was more accurate.

Yes, standing on the rooftop, they were using the empty wine jars to aim at a large vat in front of the hall to see who could throw them in.

And as one might expect, the outcome was predictable, with fragments scattered all around outside the Imperial Study Room, the large vat stood intact.

The pair who hadn’t hit their target didn’t feel disappointed; instead, they leaned against the roof ridge and began gazing at the stars.

Not only that, but the eunuchs and Palace Maids cleaning up the shards below soon heard Eunuch Lin’s slurry voice singing:

“Twinkle twinkle little stars, filling up the sky so bright~ Hanging up above and shining light, like many tiny watching eyes…”

“Little Lin Zi, what song is that?

It sounds so childish, and awful to listen to!”

“Hey, you dare say it sounds awful?

You say it’s childish?

That’s intolerable!

Listen well:

Twinkle twinkle little stars, big white steamed buns and two cherries, eating non-stop bite by bite, dripping with shiny pearly white.”

Following Lin Yi’s bizarre tune and lyrics, the Emperor was momentarily stunned.

It took quite a while for her to comprehend the meaning.

Although she didn’t entirely understand the lyrics, they sounded quite odd to her ears.

Especially once she saw where Lin Yi was gazing, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment and annoyance.

She clenched her fist and swung at Lin Yi.

But being tipsy, her punches naturally lacked any strength.

When her fist landed on Lin Yi, it was so weak that it was actually comfortable for him.

“Mmm, that’s the right strength, come on, I’ve been tired for two days now, quickly come and massage my back…”

Listening to the raucous sounds from the rooftop, all the eunuchs and Palace Maids below unanimously acted as if they were deaf.

They didn’t even dare to listen.

After an unknown amount of time, perhaps the pair felt cold staying up there.

So they climbed down the ladder one after another.

Of course, when the Emperor was climbing down, beneath the ladder, eunuchs and Palace Maids were already piled up.

They were terrified that the Emperor might lose her footing and fall.

This way, at least if she fell on them, they could ensure the Emperor’s safety.

Fortunately, although the Emperor was wobbly from drinking, she managed to get down safely without incident.

Watching the Emperor safely descend, those eunuchs and Palace Maids who had been ready to cushion her fall dispersed, leaving Lin Yi very frustrated.

So he had to climb down cautiously.

Fortunately, no accidents occurred.

By the time he came down, the young Emperor had already been supported into the Imperial Study Room.

Seeing this, Lin Yi simply did not meet with the Rituals Office and instead pushed open the door of the Imperial Study Room and went inside.

But as soon as he entered, he heard the young Emperor calling out for a bath.

Obviously, he had truly drunk too much.

He had even forgotten his own identity.

Yet, Lin Yi quickly realized that he had overthought it.

When the eunuchs nearby had prepared warm water for the bath, a woman dressed in white suddenly appeared in front of them.

With a wave of her hand, she made everyone leave.

Seeing the newcomer, Lin Yi, who was still somewhat baffled, was startled and blurted out instinctively:

“Eh?

Wasn’t your clothing soiled by my urine?”

The moment these words were spoken, it almost infuriated the woman in white to the point of her nose crooking out of shape.

If it weren’t for His Majesty’s prohibition on harming him, she would have slapped him to death!

Thus, faced with Lin Yi’s question, the woman chose to ignore it altogether and walked straight toward the young Emperor, intending to help him bathe.

However, as the young Emperor, who was resting on the bed, saw this, he suddenly waved the woman in white away:

“Go away, I don’t need your assistance.”

After speaking, he pointed directly at Lin Yi and said:

“Little Linzi, come over here and help me bathe.

You dare to underestimate my alcohol tolerance, so today I shall have you wash my feet personally!

Heh heh, not only will you wash my feet, but you’ll also wash my imperial gully.

Let’s see if you still dare to look down on me!”

With these words, he stood up and staggered towards Lin Yi.

For Lin Yi, this was outright flabbergasting, as his mind was full of the young Emperor’s recent statements.

[Look at what he’s saying!

This isn’t punishment, this is clearly a reward, all right!]

Although Lin Yi was drunk, as a man, his instinctual responses were all the more intense when inebriated.

Perhaps the young Emperor had really drunk too much, so he simply ignored the thoughts in Lin Yi’s mind.

Even the woman in white, feeling that things were amiss and attempting to persuade him, was directly brushed aside by the young Emperor.

And so, amidst Lin Yi’s gleeful laughter, the young Emperor was supported by him into the bathing room.

Looking at the huge bathtub in the room, it was already steaming hot.

After entering, all palace maids and eunuchs had long been driven away by the woman in white.

Thus, only Lin Yi and the young Emperor were left inside.

As for the woman in white, she had already climbed up onto the beam of this room.

Being merely a servant, one must not show disrespect to His Majesty.

Since His Majesty had made a decision, naturally, one would not dare to intervene.

Looking at the room now, the young Emperor was so eager upon seeing the bathtub.

He directly beckoned Lin Yi:

“What are you hesitating for?

Help me undress!”

…End of Chapter…

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