Fake Eunuch: Discovering the Emperor is a Woman!
Chapter 86 - 86 86 Going to Get Beaten Up

86: Chapter 86 Going to Get Beaten Up 86: Chapter 86 Going to Get Beaten Up “Hehe, brother, I gotta tell you something, but you must absolutely not spread the word, or else my head will surely roll.”

The old Great General naturally nodded repeatedly in response.

At this moment, he wasn’t the resolute and decisive Great General; he was an old father concerned about his daughter.

Seeing this kid knowing news about his own daughter, how could he not be anxious?

“It’s like this, actually the Empress, she’s doing very well right now.”

Upon hearing this, the old General was immediately taken aback:

“Doing very well?

If she’s doing so well, why hasn’t she come to see me?

And the looks on those Palace Maids’ faces, it’s clear that something is up.

I treat you like a young friend, you better not think about deceiving me!”

The old man directly grabbed Lin Yi’s collar, his eyes filled with dissatisfaction.

Clearly, he did not believe Lin Yi’s words!

Lin Yi had anticipated this reaction, but he had still underestimated the old General’s strength.

This left him no choice but to helplessly roll his eyes.

Is this what you mean by treating me as a brother?

Is this how you grab your brother’s collar?

Of course, although he complained internally, considering his friend’s delicate and fair daughter, Lin Yi still helplessly smiled and said:

“Hey, old brother, why are you getting anxious?

Just let me finish what I was saying.

The Empress doesn’t see you because it’s not convenient for her body, not at all.”

Seeing the old man finally let go of his hand, Lin Yi quickly continued:

“Cough, well, I’ll just tell it to you straight, it’s actually because His Majesty has been overly vigorous and enthusiastic.

A spark ignited a blazing fire, and it’s burned a bit too intensely.

Now you understand, old brother.”

General Mu was first stunned, but after he comprehended what was said, his face suddenly took on an extremely vivid expression.

At the same time, he let out a long sigh of relief in his heart.

He also began recalling the various expressions of the people he had seen today.

Combining them with Eunuch Lin’s words, it really seemed quite plausible.

And with that, his heart truly settled down.

However, he very quickly began to think: His Majesty’s robustness is certainly a good thing, but his daughter can’t stay in bed all day.

This won’t do, he must urgently ask his wife to write to their daughter, to hurry up and select concubines for His Majesty.

Now that he knew what he wanted to know, and thinking about hurrying back to report this to his wife, the old General drank another two bowls with Lin Yi before finding an excuse to leave.

This left Lin Yi feeling rather helpless.

This old man really knows when to engage and when to step back.

But it also gave him some peace and quiet.

Having had enough to eat and drink early on, he pretended to be drunk and was helped back to his residence.

Once he arrived at his residence, the first thing he did was to quickly close the door, then went behind the door to find the chamber pot to relieve himself.

As for why not go outside, of course, it was for fear of his secret being discovered.

Maybe because he had held it in for so long, once he opened the floodgates, Lin Yi was immensely relieved.

He even started whistling.

However, as he was joyfully relieving himself, the room door was suddenly pushed open.

This sudden act gave Lin Yi a big scare.

But trying to turn off the “faucet” at this point was clearly not happening.

However, perhaps the aftereffects of the alcohol had kicked in, causing his reaction time to slow down.

It wasn’t until a white figure flashed into the room and swiftly closed the door behind her that he finally snapped out of it.

But the moment his gaze fell upon the figure in white, Lin Yi long let out a sigh of relief.

However, the noise behind the door also scared the newcomer in white.

As the figure looked over here, the shape of her body instinctively moved to strike a palm at Lin Yi.

Seeing this, Lin Yi blurted out a curse, instinctively preparing to dodge.

Furthermore, with his outburst, the person in white immediately realized the identity of the other party.

Although she didn’t know why this rake was hiding behind the door, it was clear she could not hit him.

Thus, the hand that was about to hit Lin Yi’s face hastily stopped mid-air.

And in that lightning-fast moment, the sight of the fair-skinned palm also made Lin Yi break out in cold sweat.

Luckily, the ice beauty retracted her hand; had that slap landed on his face, he would have been in big trouble.

However, just as he was beginning to feel relieved about not getting slapped,

He suddenly noticed a hint of surprise flashing through the cold eyes in front of him.

Then he saw her looking down.

Seeing this, Lin Yi naturally followed her gaze downward.

And just like that, his heart missed a beat.

At the same time, he cursed in his mind.

Due to the effects of alcohol, and the tension of the moment, he had yet to turn off the tap.

Witnessing a yellow stream flowing down from her white dress at the waist, Lin Yi couldn’t help but feel mortified and wanted to find a crack to crawl into.

Especially when he saw the intense murderous look in the ice maiden’s eyes, he shivered with fright and, snapping back to reality, he hardly cared about anything else and quickly wanted to turn around.

But just as he was about to turn, his foot suddenly slipped, and then, to his horror, he fell backward.

Then, a scene that seemed to freeze the air unfolded.

The usual unrestrained peeing had turned into a windward spray of a full meter.

By the side of that almost fiery stare, it seemed as if water flowed.

Lin Yi’s heart was filled with despair.

At the same time, he silently prayed that she wouldn’t kill him!

Fortunately, at the moment he fell, the flow finally stopped.

However, lying on the ground, Lin Yi knew that today he couldn’t avoid getting a beating.

So he simply closed his eyes and lay there, not bothering to get up.

After all, getting up would only mean getting knocked down again; it was better to just stay lying down.

But after waiting for a moment, Lin Yi didn’t receive the punches and kicks he expected.

This made him quite puzzled.

He cautiously opened his eyes, only to be shocked to discover that there was no one in front of him anymore.

The ice beauty had left without him noticing when exactly.

“Uh, what’s the meaning of leaving like this, a man should be bold and stand by his actions, though it wasn’t intentional, you can hit me if you want to, and if I even frowned, I wouldn’t be a real man!”

Looking at the empty space in front of him, Lin Yi felt relieved and couldn’t help speaking to the empty room.

Of course, the reason he said that was because he followed the water trail on the ground and found that it disappeared under a beam in the room.

That is to say, at this moment, the ice beauty was right above the beam, listening.

…End of chapter…