DxD: Matsuda?
Chapter 87: Hot For Teacher?

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Chapter 87: Hot For Teacher? by Harem-Fan

     Excluding my Yura and my new teacher Kalawarna, all of the girls and I had a lively breakfast containing a blend of western and eastern dishes...

     Aika is sitting with Asia, Xenovia, and Murayama.

     Those girls seem to be their own clicks.

     Then Rias, Akeno, and Koneko, are exchanging thoughts and conversations about the upcoming summer break.

     Of course the main topic was the adventures and comedy of Drunk Matsuda...

     The girls decided to be extra vigilant to not let the beast out again... or else their group of Sisters might grow again... although none of them mention that like half of them are here because of said Drunk Debuff!

     As far as Grace is concerned, due to Devil custom... She is Venelana's Knight and Gremory servant.

     And as the nominal Husband to Rias, she is first and foremost my personal servant before being my woman...

     Just like how in the anime, Grayfia was a maid and Queen to Sirzechs, before a Wife.

     Grace is of course very fine with this, as she has been a maid for so long anyway.

     Now she is a maid that serves her Lord-Husband after hours, or when he-me desires her...

     Being treated as a noble Devil is going to take time to get used to.

     The good news is the Gremory family is known for being close with there servants, so I fit right in.

     Akeno, using her power of [Timing], waits till my food is about to go down and says...

     "So will the King of Kuoh be claiming the new teacher, and making the boys cry?"

     Cough Cough~!  I try to get my food down, while all the giggling happens!

     "Ahem, No, I plan on not causing an issue... I already have a big enough headache with being with all you lovely ladies. So I will just sit back knowing the new teacher is in my family, and let the other-boys have some hope and dreams."

     Grace held the car keys, and asked with hope.

     "Master, shall I drive all of you?"

     Despite Grace wanting to drive me to school, Rias put her foot down and said no....

     "Walking to school is a very important aspect of Highschool life, and we must experience this!"

     Rias is such a huge Otaku!

     But I give Grace the... Thanks for asking, eyes!

     Honestly I would rather get out of a limo in front of school with my harem, and not walk in the fucking heat... Well, the heat actually doesn't bother me though...

     But it sucks for the girls.

     On our way out the door maids lined up to send us off...

     Grace walked to me and arranged my tie professionally, then stepped away.

     So fucking hot!

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     Akeno and Asia won, who gets to be at my side's challenge, and the pair look real smug...

     Akeno hung on my left arm, while I held Asia's hand, while she blushed in joy.

     The reason I don't carry a schoolbag and have 2 free hands is... I'm a fucking gold-finger genius, and finish all work during free classes.

     So I have no need to lug a school bag around.

     Xenovia was annoyed that she missed a drunken night, because last night, she had homework overdo, so Murayama helped her.

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     When we approach the front gates, the girls kinda split off and do their own things...

     I will mentally split my Gremory harem into two... call my classroom of wives, the church group, just because, and then... the Rias group.

     I'm sure Koneko is in the shadows watching for any advance from Ruruko...

     Koneko doesn't mind any other normal girls, but if they fall in the Loli category, she has a [Hell No] policy on them.

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     I walked to the Student Council in front of Sona and Tsubaki...

     Then I looked to the blushing Yura besides Tsubaki, who obviously has been getting interrogated by her King and Queen.

     "Sorry for last night... I just have issues with alcohol."

     Tsubaki just has a reminiscent image of her first night with Drunk Me.

     Sona says while looking at Yura.

     "Actually, that was perfect timing... I was able to get away from my Sister... Oh, Matsuda... I-I think you should avoid my Sister as much as possible from now on!"

     Sona is blushing hard?

     "Sure, but any reason in-particular?"

     I'm confused about why she is embarrassed.

     Sona just whispers in my ear with a rosy face...

     "I will tell you later when we are alone. It is something that can't be overheard, but to be safe... Do not have all 3 of us in the same room together!"

     She goes back to normal after that.

     I just have a confused look... Never believing that the aloof Devil King Serafall could have any kind of romantic feelings for me.

     Then we hear Saji.

      "Oh my goodness Bro, did you see the new hot teacher that joined the school?! She is the new English teacher and is fine as fuck!"

     Saji is animatedly telling Issei about the new babe all the boys are excited about seeing...

     Oh~damn... they don't know!

     Well Issei will recognize Kalawarna when he sees her.

     Meh, Not my problem... plus this should be funny.

     And if Saji is too dumb to figure out my Cousin-in-law isn't my woman, then I can't help that!

     Yura, Tsubaki, and Sona give me their hugs goodbye...

     Just as I was about to turn to go into the school, I was stopped by Reya.

     Oh~fuck, I forgot about this girl.

     Darn, I remember I told her we could try dating, so I'm in a corner with her...

     Do I love her, nope.

     Do I want to push her down... yes!

     So I will just keep us at a normal level of dating, and keep all clothing on.

     My fucking harem is way to big! 

     She just shyly looks into my eyes and says.

     "I was a good girl and didn't take advantage of you last night. I want to follow what you said and get to know you better... So can I hug you?"

     She comes slowly to see if I will hug or run...

     Damn I'm easy!

     So I pulled her in for a hug, and said to Reya.

     "Thanks Reya for that... I embarrassed myself last night! And thanks for taking it slowly. I have been rushing so fast into everything that I get overwhelmed. I will tell you what... before we go to summer break, you and I can go hangout for an afternoon, alright?"

     She looked around to notice not too many eyes, then kissed me and said.

     "Mwah~! It's a date then!"

     Damn she has hot eyes!

     I start to escape again...

     And soon a Wild Loli stepped out to try to stop me as well...

     But out of nowhere... a Wild  Koneko jumps out and grabs my hand and escapes with me!

     "Big Brother, fast we are late for class!"

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     Ruruko is left speechless at how Koneko came out of nowhere, and stole Matsuda away before she could do anything...

     Tsubaki just pats her head and says.

     "A strong rival has appeared!"

     Tsubaki would love to see her fellow Peerage members score a place at her man's side like Yura, and soon Reya, but she can't directly help...

     Matsuda wouldn't like that!

     Yura only smiled at her dumb luck, and felt her still full belly thinking of the crazy night.

     And Sona was thrilled another one of her girls was at her fiance's side, getting closer to the Gremory number.

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     Everyone looked at me funny in the homeroom...

     When they heard the new English teacher was my Cousin, I became popular in a different way...

     Well no one will say my grades will be in my favor, since I'm at the top.

     But all the boys surrounded me... Yes in my 2 years of school, this is indeed a first!

     However they only wanted to know about the new teacher... sigh.

     What should I say?

     "Yes she definitely likes younger men..."

     "Um, Yes I have seen her in a swimsuit."

     "She is definitely happy with her Husband!"

     "She is 5-feet 9-inches tall."

     "Yes, I hugged her, cough."

     "No, I won't cheat on my Cousin!"

     "Naked pictures of her... um... nope!"

     "She was from France."

     Yup, I looked guilty on the picture question!

     I don't have naked pics of her, but I have selfies on my phone!

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     Funnily, my first class was English...

     The class was in a fever...

     Tap Tap Tap~! When Kalawarna walked in with her stiletto heels, she was wearing a business ladies outfit that pushed the dress code to its limits!

     Sona is probably going nuts over her clothing...

     She may be an Angel, but all those years of loving fashion and being a Fallen Angel, have just given her this style of dressing...

     Me personally?

     I love the fuck out of her outfits!

     She has on a grey suit with a white blouse under it, even with the dress code there is no way to hide her curves or cleavage!

     When Sona protested her looks you know what my lovely Angel told Sona in her face?

     "If you make your Pawn Issei wear his outfit right, I might consider your words! Also Matsuda loves this, so there!"

     Thanks to anime logic, Sona took a step back due to Issei's sloppy dressing.

     On a side note, during the Leaders Summit, Michael acknowledged the marriage of me and Kala, for Sara's sake.

     This was possible for him, as I was Human in the beginning, so he did not fall for marrying us, but little did we know, it was because it was me... Irina proves this later...

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     Tic Tic Tic~! Kala addressed the class, while writing her name in English...

     "My name is Mrs Tanaka, due to your last teacher thinking making clay statues was worthy of English in front of your parents... He has been sent to the middle-school division. Now I'm here to teach and fill your heads with the ability to speak in English"

     She then spoke in only English... Harem-Fan stories are only on NovelFire, and never other copy-paste-sites, WN, cough!

     "While you're in my class, there will be no talking to me in Japanese, and if you can't understand... well good luck passing... not my problem!"

     Holy fuck, she is vicious!

     You sink or swim in her class, but the lazy pervs that don't study can't flirt with her, so really this will force them to study hard!

     Flick Poof~! She then grabs the chalk she used to write her name, and puts a finger bullet with it into one of the drooling boys' forehead... bullseye!

     "And if you look at me with those disgusting lewd-eyes or sleep in class, that is what will happen to you!"

     She then sits on the edge of her desk, crossing her long legs, and says sexily.

     "Any questions?"

     Many girls and boys barraged her with class related, or personal questions, and she just answered them all.

     Some of the class was frustrated, because their English was bad.

     One question finally came...

     "Teacher, are you and Matsuda Tanaka related?"

     Kalawarna just smiled and said.

     "Yes, I married into his family a year ago, and Matsuda is a cute boy... But even though we are related, he won't be sleeping in my class!"

     Later that night she told me in bed...

     "If I have to deal with all these little bastards, you will damn well look at me for the whole class... I dress like this for you!"

     Can't argue with that logic.

     So I will take one less nap, to be the only drooling boy in class.

     Yup no chalk for me!

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     At my chaotic lunch...

     Thanks to damn Sona not showing up to take her seat, Reya sat to my right and started feeding me food in front of everyone.

     Why would this make me blush at this point?

     Everyone's face is just telling me... [Ah, To be expected from the King of Kuoh!]

     Damn... Well it is better than being called the Perverted Trio!

     Actually Aika was the one that started that crap nickname in the last school-year!

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     Later that day, for my last class...

     I was surprised to find out my chemistry teacher was Azazel!

     He just gave me the, Surprise Mothafucka, look!

     I just gave him a thumbs-up.

     Damn he is actually flirting with the high-school girls!

     Shit he is even trading phone numbers with them!

     Did he do this shit in the anime?! (Might have in the LN, cough.)

     After class he told me he would be our ORC adviser, and he would see us after school.

     I just nodded to him as this was no surprise, but only how fast it happened.

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      Finally the school day ended and it was time to get back to Devil duties...

     We have this week and next week here in July, and then the summer break will start!

     Then we go back to the Underworld for a month or so...

     But I can't count on my story-knowledge anymore, as things are too different... Sigh!

     As I'm in deep thought a handsome man throws his arm around my shoulder and says.

     "Kid, you're too young to be sighing like an old man! If it will make you feel better, I can give you half my numbers I got today, and you can disguise yourself as me, then just go hog wild!"

     Damn he would've been a better Devil!

     His words tempted the Drunk Matsuda inside me!

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      On a side note...

     Grace was a virgin.

     But she was forced to learn about the ninja bedroom techniques.

     Then her clan was destroyed before she was forced into a marriage or worse, prostitution.

     Grace was sad about this fact, but I told her that we can't change our past, plus if we didn't go through those pains in life we would never have met.

     She was crying when I accepted her past, but it is not even a thing.

     She had never been with another man, even after becoming a Devil.

     She really thought that because she had that kind of training, I would look down on her.

     I told her even if she wasn't a virgin, I would've still accepted her.

     Hell, I would even accept a mother like Yasaka if she wanted me!

     But that won't happen!

     (Cough, 2 mothers in his future harem.)

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