DxD: Matsuda?
Chapter 83: Mary Magdalene?

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Chapter 83: Mary Magdalene? by Harem-Fan

     After my heartfelt moment to comfort my ladies worries, I go to where the leaders are converging for the aftermath report...

     Sadly Grayfia went back to maid mode.

     Now that the serious things are out of the way, Kalawarna is holding my left arm, and is refusing to let go, or let any girl move her...

     Damn she is hot!

     So the leaders currently talking are... Michael, Sirzechs, Serafall, Azazel, and Benemue.

     When I arrived with Kalawarna, Azazel pretends to wave to me with his missing arm... fuck he is funny!

     "Hey kid, you were right about my arm! That was interesting. Suicidal terrorist are really dumb, aha!"

     He looks tired to me though.

     So I tell the gathered leaders what my purpose is.

     "Hi everyone... In one hour gather all that took part in the battle, and I shall restore everyone with my [Restoration] magic... Even if you're not wounded, I will heal the hidden injuries of the past as thanks for everyone's hard work!"

     I smiled at everyone...

     Why is Kalawarna glaring at Benemue?

     Oh that's right, she was part of the Fallen Angels Grigori in the past!

     I think they must know each other.

     So I squeeze Kala's hand to relax her.

     Michael says in surprise.

     "That's one of God's miracle spells! That has fallen from use... I think no one can cast this anymore!"

     I nodded and told him.

     "Ah, I have learned all of Heaven's magic! Sorry if I failed to mention this before. It comes from my Sacred Gear. I have to wait an hour for my Sacred Gear to let me use my Second Stage to cast it, or I would pass out from its power cost!"

     Sirzechs has already felt the magic, so he isn't surprised.

     Serafall was surprised and asked me.

     "Can that magic even restore a woman who lost the ability to have children?!"

     My Sacred Gear fails to warn me this time, as I was unaware that Serafall suffered from an injury long ago in the Civil War, and one of the reasons she never married...

     How could a woman who loves children not have one, plus Sona was only born recently, and her motherly affection was directed there.

     Yeah, one day I will learn about all of this...

     "Yes, as long as it's not a magical curse, a curse in general, or in better terms a debuff, it can cure anything living to its peak state... So theoretically a woman's reproductive state would be restored and reset!"

     I'm not following where this is going?

     Serafall looks super excited, and blurts out world shattering thoughts...

     "So a Devil mother that has given birth to 2 or more children, they should be able to bear more children after your magic?!"

     I just stood there dumbstruck like all the others!

     Serafall's brain works differently than others.

     So I never even thought of using it like this!

     Everyone saw a creepy smile form on my face, as my greed level went over 9000!

     My dream of being noble high class in a short time has just come one step closer!

    Well assuming this is true!

     Kalawarna shook my arm and said something dangerous...

     "So I can have all the children I want with you Husband!?!"

     Holy fuck Kala's eyes look dangerous...

     Damn women love having children!

     My life will be hard!

     She continued with another stab to my lower-back!

     "And coupled with your higher fertility, we could almost repopulate with just your harem alone!"

     Fuck, that was supposed to be a secret!

     The glints from all 3 factions don't look good to me... So I say...

     "I cannot endlessly cast this magic... So if any Devils request it from me, then treat it like the sleeping condition, and I will only do it for combat credit... I want to be a noble high class Devil as soon as possible..."

"So if your rivals want babies, then get to promoting me, haha!"

     I got babies on lock-down!

     I was so happy, my mouth wrote checks my Devil ass couldn't cash...

     "My Sister-in-law is the freaking best! You get all the healing you want for yourself!"

     I just give her a goofy dreaming smile!

     Then I remembered my church girls...

     "Oh, I have a request for you Michael... Please relax the punishment for Xenovia and Asia to be able to say prayers to God... This is something you can do as a sign of our peace right? Or I could do it if you like?"

     Michael just freaks out and says.

     "No please don't... I mean I will gladly take care of such a small issue when I return... Just relax and do nothing!"

     Kala pinches my face, with a look of being fed up with my teasing.

     Everyone but Azazel seemed confused why Michael was losing his shit there...

     Benemue just looks at me with suspicion, and says to me.

     "Do you remember me?"

     I looked at her like she was a porn star, and said...

     "Were you in any AV videos? If not, I don't know who you are? I think I would remember a Big Sister with um... such a large... Presence?"

     Pat Pat~! Azazel just can't hold in his laughter and slaps me on the back.

     "Phht, Hahaha... Presence, hahaha~!"

     At my words and at Azazel's reaction, Benemue exploded at me!

     "No you fucking annoying bastard! You are such a fucking jerk as back then!"

     Wow this chick is pissed at me?!

      Azazel smirks at the both of us and drops a bigger nuke on me, than being tail-slapped by Great Red...

     "Um, Kid, you see she has a bit of a past with you... And you seem to have forgotten..."

     So this bastard brought her because of that!

     Azazel continues with a smug smile.

     "She used to follow you around under a disguised identity, and well had some personal connections with your past self... She did that to make you fall to temptation... but she ended up liking you in the end. She fell for your charisma!"

     I just look at the two of them, like a clueless idiot?

     Azazel looks like he will pull out popcorn soon, and Benemue is just daring him to open his big mouth...

     "Back then you would know her as... Mary Magdalene!"

      Thwack Thwack~! Benemue pulled out a black horse whip out of nowhere, and started beating Azazel?!

     You know those S & M short rubber sticks, with a flat square head on it!

     I was so amazed Azazel was being beaten...

     "You mean she was that famous prostitute?!"

     Thwack~! Apparently out of my shock, I said something unnecessary, and I ended up getting swatted with the horse whip!

     And fuck Kala is stepping back, and not saving me from this crazy bitch?!

     Azazel can't eat a bag of popcorn, due to only having one arm, but that smug bastard looks like he wants a bag right now!

     "I was not a prostitute, you jerk! How dare you of all people say that to me! I will kick your ass like I did back then... I loved you, you sack of shit!"

     Benemue declares something that stuns everyone but Azazel!

     Thwack~! The shock of her words made my brain slow, so I failed to dodge the whip in time, and it hit me in the face hard!

     Well she is a 10-winged Fallen Angel after all, with huge tits that may have also contributed to my distractions.

     That was the last thing I remembered, as I was knocked the fuck out...

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     About an hour later, a disoriented Matsuda woke up...

     "Did I die again? The fuck is going on... where is the truck?!"

     I saw a few worried girls around, but the rest of the people standing around looked entertained?

     Don't look away while laughing, Kiba!

     "Good timing young Matsuda... You woke just in time... We have gathered everyone here as you requested!"

     Michael smiles at me while saying this.

     I stood and looked around, and remembered what went down.

     Yup everyone is within 20 feet, so I say...

     "Okay, first I will cast the magic and then someone can fill me in on what happened to me!"

     I know what happened, but I'm too ashamed to even believe that crazy woman, plus that wasn't really me anyway...

     So any beef between those two has nothing to do with me, and what's up with her whipping us?

     That's nuts right?!

     I then go into Satan Gold form and use the magic [Restoration], the 10-seconds of Second Stage, is barely enough time to cast this magic, due to it having a chant, like the Juggernaut Drive...

     So I can't cast this in battle if I'm being attacked.

     Hum~! My magic flashes with gold and white energy, and revitalizes everyone...

     Azazel's arm sprouted like, well magic!

     For beings so strong, they need stronger healing to recover limbs, due to being so evolved...

     Simple healing just won't work.

     Everyone was amazed at their bodies, and the unknown problems leaving them.

     Many of those healed, had not fully grasped how those hidden ailments slowed them down till it was suddenly gone...

     Why the fuck is Serafall looking at her belly now?

     That is strange, right?

     And now Grayfia is hugging her?

     I better not ask... I have too many problems to worry about!

     I ended up getting a lot more thanks from those I didn't know...

     It is nice to change peoples lives for the better.

     Most everyone split up to finish the repairs to the school...

     Apparently, Kiba was talking with Michael about ending the bad Holy Sword projects, and he agreed to it.

     Kiba also created a Holy Devil sword for the Church to work with.

     What is that conversation in the anime?

     Damn can I trust anything?

     I looked up into the sky for some reason, and what I saw was a beautiful full moon! (It was a full moon in the LN, also, my stories are only published on NovelFire, ever..)

     Oh~fuck... this answers my Familiar Forest question... it seems this is the night to go get one...

     Why do I feel I dodged a bullet by not going to the Familiar Forest?

     Sona, Rias, Kala, and Grayfia approach my figure looking up...

     Rias asks.

     "Why are you always staring at the moon?"

     I looked at them and smiled.

     "Because it is beautiful... Just like all of you!"

     Something I lost is on the moon, but when I see Grayfia smiling at me, I feel I found it!

     I just feel in a good mood... there should be nothing major happening for at least a month or so, I hope?!

     Grayfia smiles at me and says.

     "Sadly I must return to the Underworld with Sirzechs, but you will come to me during the summer break."

     She looks at the others and continues...

     "So I will leave him in all your hands girls."

     Before she walks off I kiss her belly, and she goes bright red.

     Ouch! Grayfia pinches my side before fleeing, worth it!

     Mwah! Sona gives me a hug and a kiss, then says.

     "It's morning, so go home, we will be done here soon and I will see you on Monday morning."

     She too walks off.

     Kala looks at Rias and smirks...

     "I call his left side and you get the right in bed, got it?!"

     Rias just got demoted in the Pecking Order... well she is older and wiser?

     Rias just obediently nodded yes, and then said to me.

     "We get to leave now, so let's go home Mat!"

     Both girls take their sides, like the bed order, and we start to say goodbye and collect Koneko, Asia, Akeno, and Xenovia.

     Gasper is now living with Kiba in his large apartment.

     Kala tells Michael that she will be living and staying with me from now on.

     Not like Mike can stop her... she said.

     "I will collect Sera in a few days... So I will be your point of contact for Kuoh... Thanks Michael!"

     Secretly Michael is glad she is leaving Heaven... An Angel that can't fall, has been a tyrant up there!

     The bastard is actually praying for me in his mind!

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     Finally we talk to the Azazel group...

     He is preparing to go home to his penthouse in Kuoh as well.

     "Hey kid, I will be staying... but I guess you already know that, right? Well if you need me just come on over or call!"

     He casually waves bye to us, and his Grigori comrades to the side.

     He just whistles an unknown tune... (Wrong Side of Heaven, by Five Finger Death Punch.)

     Benemue watches him walk out the front gates, and looks at me with a complicated expression.

     "Sorry for hitting you!"

     She looks really embarrassed.

     I just play dumb, like Azazel...

     "Huh, I don't remember being hit though? Maybe you're confused? Anyway thanks for fighting, take it easy!"

     I pull my girls to leave.

     But Benemue just asks a strange question...

     "Is your favorite color Blue and your favorite number Seven?"

     I just nod not knowing what this sadist is thinking.

     She just puts on a big winner's smile and says to the leaving me...

     "See you next time, man of reincarnation!"

     Why does my face still hurt at her smile?!

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