DxD: Matsuda?
Chapter 67: Wrong Bed, Right Woman?

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Chapter 67: Wrong Bed, Right Woman? by Harem-Fan

     Thump Thump~! I felt my balls empty into the woman I just over filled!

     If someone was guessing that I destroyed a girl's purity last night, and am currently balls deep inside her, then they are known as Captain Obvious! 

     I just realized the woman under me is very sweaty, exhausted, and falling asleep with a smile on her lips...

     The hickeys I apparently left all over her body, shows the incredible night we had.

     The overflowing sexual fluids, and damp sheets, showed I may have finished a few times inside of her already.

     If you think I'm currently inseminating Murayama Mai's womb, then you aren't as clever as I am thinking I am?

     I pulled out of the now sleeping woman, and lay beside her.

     It is apparent that Drunk Matsuda made a showing, and in order to remember what he, or I did, I have to meditate for 10 minutes to recall it, with my photographic memories...

     So while I lay here in heaven, let me fully recall what the fuck I did when I blacked out, made poor life choices, and broke a few Bro Codes.

     Scooby-Doo flashback...

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     Mwah~! After releasing Murayama from my deep-throat examination, I just looked deep into her eyes and asked her...

     "Murayama, are you my Wife from my past life?"

     I'm currently holding her in my arms, while every one in the studio is speechless at my bold as fuck behavior!

     Murayama, in her excitement of kissing her crush in front of everyone, just rolls with the mood, and doesn't take my question as a truth, but rather that I'm just flirting.

     So Murayama just nods and says shyly.

     "I am, and I always will be..."

     I of course just think Big G sent my Wife to me, in a no memory form, and my inner drunk happiness just went from 0 to 60 in a second.

     Mwah~! So I just evilly smiled. and made out with her right there while she was still holding the microphone.

     Yup, there was some confusion in the room!

     Mwah~! Then Asia jumps up, and turns my head, and joins in the chaos!

     "Me too!"

     Mwah~! Then Murayama pulls my face for a kiss too!

     I then excitedly pulled both girls back to the couch, and said.

     "Aika and Saji, you guys are up singing, well my wives and I will just enjoy it!"

     Damn Drunk Me is nuts!

     Aika looked at the two girls in my arms, with some confusion in her eyes.

     Both Asia and Murayama just looked like two pure girls, ready to be devoured by a big bad wolf!

     The smile both had made Drunk Me even more happy!

     However, Drunk Me wasn't done yet...

     No, there are so many fun things I can do right here in this place alone...

     The possibilities are endless!

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     After a song's worth of molesting the pair of girls in my arms, I had an idea...

     I excuse myself from the two blushing messes at my sides, and close in on Kiba!

     I put my arm around his shoulder, and whisper into his ears...

     "Kiba if you trust me... I will tell you an important world shaking secret... Your future child named Trunks Yuuto, will end up saving the Underworld from a God-Class being that goes around collecting planets to sell to other races..."

"This mighty God is called Freeza... If your fated child isn't born with love and care... Not even I will be able to save us... Trunks is one of the mightiest sword users that ever lived! I know this is hard to believe... But have I ever led you wrong before?!"

     With a super convincing face... both Kiba and I were screwed at that moment, why?

     First Kiba bought my Dragon Ball bullshit!

     Second while I was whispering into Kiba's ear, Aika took a convincing, Boys Love moment between me and Kiba, like I was picking up a poor innocent girl at a bar

     Fuck Drunk Me!

     Akeno you're good!

     "Okay Matsuda, I will do anything I can, just say the word!"

     Come on Bro, I trick you all the time, don't fall for it!

     I turned his head to face Katase, and said ominous words that made my soul shudder!

     "She is the hope for us all! Your child, brought up with love and sword training, will save us! Your mission is to make her your girlfriend and impregnate her! Do your best to love her..."

"The more love you two have, the stronger the future Hero will be... Then your Son Trunks will be able to fight alongside my Daughter Sera, and push back the invaders! So our kids will save the Underworld!"

     Damn I think in all Universes, and worlds, Katase has never had this happy ending, right?

     Kiba just takes a deep breath, then stands up, walks to Katase and says...

     "Would you join me for a love duet?"

     Fuck, I think I heard her panties explode!

     So I went back to my angels, and pulled Murayama into my lap.

     And yes, Drunk Me doesn't care about that stiff Lil Mat, is poking the bear on Murayama's panties!

     No really, Drunk Me is a bastard!

     I just whispered in her red ears.

     "Will you be mine forever, Murayama?"

     She just blushed super red, and nodded her head yes... and probably not sure what she should do about that Lap Snake trying to find a nice home!

     While the pair of future love birds are singing, and Asia is chatting with Yura... I looked at Motohama, who just got the chills and said...

     "Issei told me he lent you his boy's love collection last year... Did you ever give it back to him?"

     Yura, Aika, Asia, and Saji all looked at Motohama in surprise, and thanks to what Drunk Me did in the past, the look of guilt on his face was priceless!

     And why didn't Murayama notice anything, that would be because Drunk Me currently has his damn hand on her thighs!

     Bad Hand!

     "W-What a-are y-you talking about? I don't have Issei's boys love books!"

     The jury found your face guilty!

     Saji just moved further away from Motohama, but Aika just said with mischief in her eyes, that wants the world to burn...

     "Boyfriend, why are you holding out on me?"

     My work on killing my friends Issei, Kiba, and Motohama is done here!

     My evil gaze lands on poor Saji...

     "Oh... Saji, can you come with me to the Student Council President's house after this? I need your help with something... I think Sona is going to declare her new love!"

     Saji's danger alarm went off at full tilt!

     And he also felt a bit excited.

     After all, he is in love with his King!

     Poor guy, Drunk Me is ruthless!

     Yura, hearing Drunk Mat's words, said to us...

     "Actually, I'm staying over at the President's home tonight, so I will walk you guys there..."

     Drunk Me, only nodded to Yura, because he forgot the way there, and he doesn't trust Saji's directions, like his driving skills.

     By this time the new lovebirds were done doing a few songs in a row, and Asia was excitedly talking about cosplay...

     I told Murayama...

     "My love, why not spend time with your Sister Asia, and go do cosplay at Aika's house... and take some pictures for me? I will reward you nicely any way you want!"

     She runs from Lil Mat, then asks Aika if she can join them.

     Aika was super excited and said...

     "I have lots of new costumes to put on you, although some might be tight in the bust, but I guarantee Mat will love them, hehe."

     The night at the lounge ended around 8 pm, and I said my goodbyes to Asia and Murayama, and while no one was looking I ended up kissing both girls again...

     Then Saji, Yura, and I went to Sona's house.

     Did I call to let them know I was coming?

     Nope, Drunk Me cannot operate a smartphone in this mode!

     Apparently, when Yura and Asia talked before, my loving Wife explained why I'm not allowed to drink, but this was a rare thing for me.

     Asia also begged Yura to get me to Sona's safely, as I tend to do bad things when left alone.

     Of course, I knew none of this for a while, so when I saw what I did next, I wanted to die from embarrassment!

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     The neighborhood near Sona's was quiet, and the lampposts were lit...

     Saji was walking on my right, and Yura was holding my shoulder from my left, because I was staggering a small amount.

     Drunk Me had my left arm around Yura's waist, and I had just realized, Yura was cute!

     Yura was helping me, because I would randomly start to walk in the wrong direction, and she found my Drunk Me state cute.

     Yura noticed I was only looking at her face, and not the sidewalk, so she asked.

     "Mat, what's wrong?"

     Drunk Me wiggled his fingers on Yura's hip and said what was on his mind.

     "I want to squeeze your butt, but Tsubaki and Sona will kill me, sigh..."

     Yura blushed, because she could feel my naughty hand was roaming near her panties top.

     She remembered what her King told her about me before, and her blush was hidden in the darkness.

     Yura thought I wouldn't remember tonight, and said.

     "It is okay to touch..."

     Squeeze~! Before her words finished, my hand fell and gave her tight bottom a manly squeeze.

     The smile on my face was wide and happy.

     "Hey Yura, your butt is great, I give it a 9 out of 10!"

     She was so ashamed, but curious, because my hand is still fondling her butt.

     "Why 9 and not 10?"

     "Oh? That is because you can only earn 10 if I use both hands, one hand is not enough, hehe."

     As Sona's house was upon us, Yura stopped, and turned to me.

     She took my other-hand, and slid it to the unmolested butt cheek, and both my hands got some rubbing.

     Yura's blushing face in front of me was so exciting, and I said.

     "Okay, I think we hit 10 now, hehe, thanks, but..."

     "Ah, What?"

     "Can I have your first kiss?"

     Yura was so red at this point, and she saw poor Saji frozen ahead of us, but she knew this was a once in a lifetime chance...

     Mwah~! And fucking Drunk me started to french-kiss Sona's Rook, in front of Sona's home, while I was still squeezing her ass, in front of frozen Saji, who I forgot was there!

     Drunk Me was satisfied, and let the flustered Yura go, and said...

     "Cough, That was awesome, thanks for that."

     Before Drunk Me could capture Yura into my Poke ball, she ran into Sona's home, like a frightened rabbit?!

     Saji pointed at me and said...

     "Holy crap, you kissed her, and she didn't get mad?!"

     Drunk Me shrugged, and said.

     I even kissed a Mastiff, so that was nothing, hehe, hick~!

     I staggered to the front door, and knocked...

     Then the door opens, and Tsubaki is there.

     She of course noticed I was three sheets to the wind, and just giggled. (Yura texted them at the party that they were coming.)

     She also noticed a very confused Saji, standing a ways back, looking like he will get in trouble standing next to me.

     "I say beautiful lady, can you ask the lady of the house to come to the doorstep, my Dear, hick?"

     Soon a very confused Sona noticed what her Queen did, and asked...

     "Matsuda and Saji, may I ask what the both of you are doing here?"

     She didn't mind me, because Sona saw her Rook being molested on the security camera,  but she was confused about Saji's presence.

     I pulled out a ring I made for Sona, and dropped to one-knee at her feet, and said...

     "Sona, my most beautiful Underworld flower, how I have longed for you in my heart... My soul is hungry for your company... And I Matsuda Tanaka ask for your hand in marriage? If you turn me away, I will never bother you again! But if my love were to say yes, I shall make a beautiful family with you, my love!"

     At the look of shock on Saji's face, both Sona and Tsubaki knew what Drunk Me was doing, and Tsubaki held in her giggle... well she tried.

     Sona just looked at the ring, and smiled thinking... So his true feelings come out when he drinks, I'm soooooo happy!

     Sona just holds out her left-hand and says in a serious tone.

     "I am moved by your proposal, so I shall accept your token of love! Yes, I shall marry you my love!"

     Mwah~! Sona then picks me up and gives me her 2nd kiss for Saji to witness.

     "Thanks Saji, I will see you on Monday... I was afraid of getting attacked in the streets... You're a Hero in my book."

     I then grabbed the waist of my two fiances, and walked in, and closed the door!

     The door camera captured a 10 minute video of a man frozen in disbelief in the street!

-

     Inside, I was smiling from ear-to-ear and said...

     "Tsubaki I'm homeless for the night. Can I sleep in your bed tonight? And my love Sona, anytime you want me I'm yours, hick!"

     Sona just rolls her eyes, knowing I'm wasted but she said.

     "Tsubaki I made you wait to be with your man long enough, now that he is mine too, you can do as you like with him..."

     Sona knows the only reason Tsubaki hasn't claimed me yet, was because she was waiting for her King...

     Now Tsubaki looks like a puppy that got a giant bone to devour... and for the first time Drunk Me, had a bit of fear enter his mind!

     Too late Drunk Me was already captured.

     Tsubaki just smiled at her King, and pulled my arm fast to her room...

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     Seeing Tsubaki's door close, Sona called out to the hiding Yura...

     "You are not in trouble, he will be my Husband. But right now, he may not remember what you two did."

     Yura looked like she did something wrong, and said.

     "I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking, and just let myself kiss him... But he is nice."

     Sona smiled as she walked by Yura.

     "I told all of you girls, if my Husband wants you, I'm fine with it. Plus the Gremory has 6 women at his side, we are at a disadvantage... Goodnight Yura."

     Yura blushed again, when she heard the noises coming from Tsubaki's room...

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     Tsubaki threw Drunk Me on the bed!

     When did her clothes come off?

     "Tsubaki my love please be gentle! And I love you!"

     That night was one to remember...

     Akeno is the forward acting girl that is passionate in bed!

     Tsubaki is the calm and composed girl, that is a freak in the sheets!

     No seriously Tsubaki is tied with Kala for being forceful in bed!

     I realized her Queen strength was no joke vs Drunk Me...

     She was super aggressive, and I loved every second of that long ass night.

     If there was a BGM going, it would have been the [Lone Ranger] theme!

     And that my friends, is how I ended up in the wrong bed, with the right woman!

     And it was great!

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