DxD: Matsuda?
Chapter 65: Shotgun Wedding?

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Chapter 65: Shotgun Wedding? by Harem-Fan

     We of the ORC went home to get ready for school...

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     Well a bunch of bull shit went down after we kinda won.

     First Rias's Brother came with his Peerage ready for a fight.

     But once he found out what happened he calmed down a bit.

     Of course he grilled me pretty good for letting this happen... Apparently the Great Me forgot to cover my tracks of orchestrating the no call ahead of time policy... Oops!

     Damn I got busted, but on the other-hand, Sirzechs gave me a compliment on handling everything without the hand-holding of the Devil Kings.

     So since he should end up being my Brother-in-law in the future, I gave him a small heads up about incoming peace talks, and the fact Michael and Azazel will be on board if he pursues it.

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     Sirzechs looked behind himself, at the maid waiting at attention, and said.

     "Grayfia, I will be spending a short time with Rias for about a half hour. Could you please make sure young Hero Matsuda isn't bored... I will be back."

     No please for all that is right don't leave me here alone with Grayfia... please no, come back!

     Fuck she is coming to me.

     "Hello my loving Wife, how are you this fine morning?! I-I told you I would be in a battle... right? I-I was very safe..."

     Grayfia just reached out for me, and pulled me into her embrace.

     She just held me tight and said...

     "I was very worried, you idiot! I don't like you risking yourself. I know why you did what you did, but my baby needs its Father, so don't ever leave!"

     Damn, I think she is shaking?

     I just hold her back more firmly, and say the only thing I can...

     "You love me the best, I'm too lucky to have you in my life! Don't worry, I can't die... I haven't had nearly enough GrayfiaEnum!"

     Pain~! Fuck, Grayfia just pinched my side!

     "Hug more, talk less..."

     I forgot she is still in maid mode, oops.

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      So she and I just held each other, and talked... a few kisses too, can't forget the important things.

     Grayfia told me that Rias' Mom and Dad seem to support me and Rias marrying each other, but still need to be a high class status for the actual wedding.

     She also spoke up for me, saying that any Devil other than me, who was engaged to Rias like Riser, would be killed in a Rating Game by me, regardless of who they were... Damn Grayfia knows me well!

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     As our half hour was running out, I told Grayfia...

     "Grayfia, in the next 7 to 10 days, when the peace talks and fight happen, you will be able to meet Kala." 

     Even though I hope for the best, having a harem isn't as easy as those anime and fan-fiction make it out to be...

     "I just feel like an asshole, because I have all of you beautiful women at my side, and you can only share, me..."

     Well that is just how this Devil and DxD world works, but I know I'm not half as bad as the anime Issei was... I hope?!

     "Kalawarna and I are actually very excited to meet each other. We are the older of your wives, so the two of us have a lot in common... She and I will help run the younger girls..."

"So don't stress about your harem, Dear. I can see it in your eyes that you feel like you're letting us down... You don't know it, but compared to other Devil men, you're one of the kindest and most honest... You only want to love us. That is good enough."

     She just rubs my face with a smile.

     I just put my face in her impressive cleavage, and took a deep breath...

     "I don't deserve you, no really, you're too good for me, Fia!"

     Thankfully, for my other lovers, I can have a harem, because if I was forced to only have one lover, it would be my Grayfia for sure...

     So we just stayed like that, till it was time for Sirzechs and his Peerage to go.

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     Sona and her group fixed the school, and we went to get ready for school.

     My girls and I just had a group bath and relaxed, ate a meal I made, and went to start Friday at school...

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     School started like any other, the non supernatural world oblivious to the fact everyone almost died in their sleep...

     Wow I just realized, the real world feels less real once you're in the know!

     I'm thinking too much...

     The worst part is, I can't remember everything that is coming up in the plot.

     I think Gasper is released, and Parents Day... Oh~snap! The swim episode!

     But damn, I have made everyone but Xenovia my lover, so it won't be as impactful, and I won't let Xenovia's first time be in a pool room, nope!

     Oh, And the Karaoke Party is tomorrow!

     Damn, I won't do a duet with Kiba nope!

     No boys-love drama, for me!

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     At the school-gates of Kuoh Academy...

     Sona and Tsubaki look extra happy for some reason?

     When we walked by, Sona said to me and Rias.

     "Matsuda, after school, I shall give you my request as you promised me. See you later!"

     At that moment Tsubaki came in front of me, put her hands on my shoulders.

     Mwah~! And shy Tsubaki kissed me on my lips... In public!

     "Don't keep me waiting any longer, and hurry after school!"

     She then stood back into her place, blushing.

     I'm confused and look like an idiot... wait, this is my normal face, I just nod at the two Devils.

     So I just walked in under the many greetings of the other students...

     Where are the fucking bad rumors... I don't think I like being popular?

     Rias at my side whispers in my ear, and just cutely asks...

     "I wonder what Sona wants from you, my Dear?"

     Yup, she and I will freak out later...

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     Looks like Kiba was waiting for us, to show he actually looks legit happy!

     "Good morning President and everyone, can I walk to class with you?"

     I joke with him.

     "Your Kiba's bird Familiar for sure, Kiba would never do that, haha!"

     He just took my dumb joke in good humor.

     We parted from Rias and Akeno, who go to a higher floor, and it's just Kiba, Asia, Xenovia, and myself.

     "Matsuda, thanks for everything Bro! If there is anything I can do for you, just say it!"

     I thought about the whole Katase and Murayama thing, and said.

     "Actually there is something you can do for me! Tomorrow, come to the Karaoke party with us! There are some new people joining us, and one of them requested you! Take one for your friend, okay?"

     Murayama told me that Katase is coming just for him... and if he isn't there, she will be annoying as fuck!

     Sorry Kiba, even if we're friends, I will still sell you down the river!

     I managed to get rid of Aika on my buddy, Motohama, so friends must be sacrificed to the lower-back gods!

     Sadly, I was very, very wrong about Aika, but that is a tale for another day...

     "Sure man, I have nothing going on! Send me the info and count on me."

     Then he left for his classroom next to ours...

     Xenovia said her concerns.

     "Matsuda, I'm going to skip that this time... It doesn't sound like my thing, plus I have shopping plans, so I will just see you at night."

     Mwah! She just gave me a quick kiss, to pacify me, she is learning... She just wants to avoid singing shame.

     Asia pulled on my short sleeve shirt, and asked.

     "Aika said it will be fun, and she said we will go bowling first. I don't know how, but it still sounds fun! Matsuda please teach me?"

     Asia just looks super excited.

     "Sure, I will, my little sunshine!"

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     Inside the class, the clicks talk in their circles, and I'm shooting the shit with Issei and Motohama...

     They are super excited about tomorrow!

     On the other side, I saw 5 girls... Aika, Asia, Xenovia, Murayama, and Katase.

     This group of five seem to be a friend circle, were they all like that in the show?

     Issei is excitedly talking about the boy-to-girl ratio, and the odds of getting lucky are great!

     Motohama is telling us about all the personal info of every girl that is coming, and their dating history...

     Damn he is surpassing his Scouter Parameters!

     All of a sudden there were five new silhouettes, looking down on the Perverted Trio!

     "Yes Kiba will come so stop glaring daggers at me, Kat."

     She is giving me stalker vibes.

     Murayama shyly asks.

    "Matsuda, Asia said you were going to teach her bowling... Please teach me too?" 

     Motohama dramatically grabs his head in fake anguish....

    "Damn, if Matsuda the Strike King teaches you, we will never win!" 

     "Sure, then the three of us can get a lane, and I will help you both out... sounds fun."

     Past self... I, Sober Matsuda, have come back from the future, to slap you, now prepare to be hit!

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     Class finally started, and the day went on without a hitch...

     Except the white kitty pulling me into an empty classroom, for a quickie...

     Um, That was hot as fuck, because I wasn't able to release after the big school battle for a couple of days now!

     I'm a proud Lolicon now, Motohama made me a card to prove it!

     Come on, I know everyone would be on the Koneko Pirate Boat!

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     At the end of the day, I made my way to the Student Council room for my meeting with Sona...

     Knock Knock~! As I came over, I tapped on the door-frame as I entered.

     When I got there everyone, but Sona and Tsubaki were missing... like they were all chased away.

     The chess table was put away, but on the table were a pair of tea cups, ready to drink, and Sona pointed to the chair across from her.

     Tsubaki closed and locked the door, and is now sitting at her desk, just watching us talk.

     Sip~! As I sat, I drank the tea my Tsubaki made, and I saw her smile at that.

     "Alright Sona, what's up? This seems a bit formal, just to fulfill your request..."

     I just asked a probing question.

     "Matsuda Tanaka, I want you to marry me!"

     Insert a Record Scratch SFX now, damn it!

     Sip~! She just nonchalantly drinks from her tea, like she didn't just hit me over the head with a folding chair, at a wrestling match.

     "Huh? W-What d-did you just say... I think I heard wrongly?"

     Devil hearing just isn't what it used to be!

     "You heard me clearly... You're going to be my Husband... My life partner... My other-half... My Soul Mate... My moon in the Underworld... My true love... Just like you promised me in the letter..."

"I know you're shy, and don't want to beg or seem desperate. But you meet every requirement I want in a Husband... I don't mind you marrying Rias, rather it is because that would nullify your promise to me! Tsubaki, before my fiance tries to wiggle out of his promise. What were his exact words?"

     Sona also passes a copy of my fucking drunk letter to me, so I can remember all of my stupidity!

     Tsubaki happily reads a note, as she pushes up her glasses...

     "Please Sona, give me my request and I shall do anything for you that won't cross my bottom line as a member of my Peerage, and the ones I love.. So just ask me for anything!"

     Fuck Tsubaki, your my girl, why are you happy about pimping your love out to this crazy Devil woman?!

     "Now my Dear, I want to hear the right response to my request... Don't disappoint me, Darling! Right Tsubaki?"

     Damn she is bringing her into this?

     Do I hear Jeopardy music in the background?

     Oh I got it... I'm so smart!

     "I don't think your parents will accept this, so we.."

     Sona just curb-stomps me with...

     "They said, "Yes", and are coming to meet your parents!"

     Is my eye twitching?

     How many fan-fiction motherfuckers would love to be in my shoes right now, but I'm close to death here!

     Sona's cooking, that can kill a Grim Reaper, is enough to say, hell no!

     But if I say no, will her fucking crazy Devil King Sis-con hurt me?

     I bet in her mind right now she is thinking... 'How are my 9 moves now, bastard?'

     Yup, I can't think my way out of this, sigh.

     I made my bed, now I have to sleep with it!

     My hyper cognitive thinking lets me think of a lot of shit, in only the time for a bead of sweat to show on my forehead!

     "I'm blessed to have such a brilliant Devil woman who wants me, even as a Reincarnated Devil... I hope you won't regret being with me. I will be happy to be your, Husband." 

     But my fucking stomach wants a divorce!

     Sona then stood up from her chair, and sat in my lap sideways!

     Mwah~! She then pulls my face to hers for a super inexperienced first kiss?!

     Sona then pulled back and said...

     "Husband, please take care of me!"

     I really want to lie, and say that I was forced into this, but...

     Sona and I both know the bulge under her nice ass is selling me out!

     Maybe it won't be too bad!

     Right?

     Please pass me the Devil's Tums, Heaven's Rolaids, or the Fallen's Pepto Bismol!

     But Sona's gentle smile makes me feel better...

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