DxD: Matsuda?
Chapter 22: Please Take Care Of Me?

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Chapter 22: Please Take Care Of Me? by Harem-Fan

     [If you don't get up, I will chop you dead! Now get up you lazy piece o-]

     Uh? Smack~! After slapping the alarm, I notice I'm in my bed face down under my sheets?

     Wait, are those bat wings I feel from my back, sticking out from under the sheets?

     I am still reeling from my dream.

     "Um, Damn I'm still sleepy!"

      Oh, Shit?!

     I feel a sleeping figure in the bed with me.

     Is Rias naked next to me, like she did in the anime?

     Damn girl, I will teach you not to crawl into my bed naked damn it!

     I will just make it look innocent, reach over and pull her in, then direct skin contact!

     Why am I acting like a childish ass hat?

     Because, I got a second chance in this amazing world, and I'm not messing up this time, hopefully!

     I slowly retract my super cool bat wings into my back, and prepare to pounce on my helpless prey.

     I'm so excited!

     So I reach out and pull this gorgeous woman into my arms, like a smooth operator!

     Then I see a pair of very happy brown eyes, looking into mine and notice Rias didn't shave?

     Woof~! [Morning Alpha, I love you!]

     Lick! Followed by the damn Precious face cleaning, damn I woke up with a dog and not Rias.

     I'm sad!

     I'm not a Rias worshiper okay, I just find her a bit cute, in an airhead way.

     Plus, even if you didn't like her in the show, she is still hot as hell, loyal, and wealthy!

     Easily moving this big ass dog off me, I ask her.

     "Precious, why are you in my bed? Also who brought me home?"

    I asked while sitting up rubbing my forehead to clean out the cobwebs.

     Woof [Alpha, two women carried you in, and dressed you. One had red hair and the other had black hair. They looked over your body, and they made sure everything was okay with Alpha. They even made sure to take a look at Master Kala's play-toy, so Alpha won't need to worry! Then they vanished in the red light. Then I protected Alpha. I'm a good girl, right?] Woof~!

     Mofu Mofu! I just pet her ears as a reward.

     "Wow, my little brother is making friends without me!"

     [Matsuda, you're late for school, hurry!]

     My Mom yelled up at me... It is nice to hear her nagging voice again.

     "I love this world!"

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     After letting my dog do her thing, and placating my parents,I got ready fast...

     The first thing I did, while I was in the shower, was call my Kalawarna.

     [Hello love I think you missed me to call so early in your time?]

     "I just wanted to hear your sexy voice, and know you're good. I love you so much it hurts, and I promise to always be careful going forward. I need to live, so I can make you happy..."

     [I can tell something happened, are you safe? If you need me, I will descend to Earth now, just say the word!]

     I hear the slight desperation in her voice...

     "Your Husband was just a bit cocky and provoked a Fallen Angel, but I'm alive and healthy now... But I was saved by Rias Gremory. I'm now a Devil, my plans just happened out of order. Sorry for being reckless, sigh." 

     [If she mistreats you in any way, I will come and end her! I'm upset just a little that you were in harm's way, but you're alright now and I'm happy you called me. Please just don't ever drop your guard, even when you fight weak opponents. If you die, I will lose my sun in the sky. So don't go vanishing on me, plus you have another reason to live!]

     Why does she sound happy now?

     [Your unborn baby needs its Father! Well you did really work hard there, haha...]

     I instantly start to cry happy tears!

     "I... I'm glad I didn't die... Sniff, I wouldn't have met my child. I love you, and thanks for this gift!"

     Damn, I'm acting like a pussy right now, but I'm happy.

     [Good as long as you know not to go around and think passing on is your only option... I know you have some pain in your heart, and I will use all my power to reduce it. I love you, and I gotta go... Gabriel and Michael have been forced to stop this gathering for the call... fufu!]

     "Back to work for you then! I have school. Love and Peace-out!"

     The circle magic ended...

     I smile at this development.

     "I'm a Dad again! This time I will remember his or her name!"

-

     On my way to school, I did a lot of thinking about random things like...

     I now have full control of my new Devil body, due to both the Dream and my Sacred Gear's comprehension...

     So no accidents like premature wing ejaculations... Like when Rias sleeps, or when a group of Devils let their wings out together!

     Also my sun-strengthening negates my sun-weakness!

     Nice, so I just always operate in full power mode.

     If I could manifest more than 1 pair of wings (only the 4 main bloodlines can do it), I would be a four wing (two pairs) in terms of base power.

     So I think I'm at Middle-Class-mid strength!

     Not bad, since I now have the raw power to clean Raynare's stupid clock!

     Damn, it's not like I can really blame her... I was the one that walked into the lion's den, and she is the enemy.

     "It is natural for her to kill me... Sigh."

     Enjoy your first round win, you won't have another.

     If you don't take the chance to run, I might have to end you.

     I don't want to kill if I can help it... but I won't die and leave my family alone either!

     Then I saw two clowns bickering, and walked up to my two friends...

-

     I asked the pair...

     "Why are the both of you going at it, early in the damn morning?" 

     Issei said desperately!

     "Motohama here, doesn't remember your girlfriend Yūma, and the fact you both went to have sex last night! Tell him he is crazy, Matsuda!"

    Motohama said to his mentally ill friend in annoyance.

     "I told you, This guy only got it on with Karen, and I think you hit your head and had a bad dream, bro!" 

     I play dumb...

     "Who is Yūma? And what, sex last night? Issei, I think you're getting a titty-deprived-brain, bro. let's go get you laid. I have some money put away and we can get you a hostess or something!"

     Sorry Issei, but Sona is going to have to teach you this.

     I'm not supposed to know all this, and it would break poor Motohama, to think he lost his mind, and I know Issei can take it.

-

     Poor Issei, just walked up to Sona and her group like his girlfriend left him for another woman, and an ugly one too!

     "Hiya Pres and VP, I'm super glad to see you both! And  Saji, please stop glaring at me for talking to your boss, down boy!"

     Welcome back, my punchable face!

     "Why you little shit, come here and say that again!"

     Naturally I'm taller than all these guys but, my Wife in high-heels looks down at me.

     Thinking of her, makes my lower-back hurt!

     "Saji, that isn't how you act at school, are we clear!"

     Sona is so strict with her Peerage, that's why Drunk Me said hell no... I'm not going to get spanked by Sona magic, she is cruel!

     "That's right Snot-G! You need special permission to be an asshole like me, right VP?"

     Why is she not mad?

     Maybe it is because she never had to go to the pool last week?

     But why the fuck is she blushing now?

     So I take my shot...

     "Um, VP... I think your dignity dropped in 9 moves again..."

     What no change, no teeth grinding?

     Fuck, it is like punching cotton!

     I just look defeated, turned... and walk away with slumped shoulders.

     I hear all the damn girls in Sona's Peerage giggling at my sad form.

     Can I cry now!

-

     After the sad looking Matsuda Zombie walked into the school...

     Issei says to Sona quietly...

     "Hey Pres, I think something bad happened to him. Remember that girl I told you about, Yūma? Well he doesn't have any memory of her today, after his date yesterday... And neither does my other friend. Am I going nuts?"

     Issei scratched his head in confusion!

     Sona said.

     "I will find out more details, later. I will have Momo tell you about the magic used on your friends."

     She squinted at Matsuda's vanishing back, then thought about talking to her friend later.

     Yup, Sona is a fucking genius, and already knows what probably happened to Mat and Rias.

     (Sona knew about the Fallen in Kuoh also.)

-

     How could I know finding a Devil, even a newborn one, was like breathing for her?

     I finally got to my desk-bed, and lay down for a peaceful rest...

     But all good things must end.

-

     Golden Nuts, asks me...

     "Hello Tanaka. Could I ask you to come with me after school, to meet my Club President?"

     Damn, I knew this could happen, but my evil side is coming out!

     Because my new co-worker had to draw the whole fucking classes attention with his boys-love sounding words, so!

     I wave him off and say..

     "Sorry I'm not gay, I like girls! But my buddy Issei can totally help you out."

     And 3... 2... 1... 0.

     "I am not homo, Matsuda, take that back!"

     Issei just demonstrated supernatural hearing, but all the class just took one step away from, Issei!

     I'm a Trap-Master.

     Cough~! And an eye twitch from Kiba...

      "No, I'm sorry. Rias Gremory, wants you to come."

     He smiles while waiting for my answer, not noticing his power over ice magic was at level 100... freezing the whole class!

     In the class's thoughts, they heard him say... "Rias Gremory wants you!"

     I just smile and agree!

     "Sure!"

     Hello lots of new rumors.

     Thud! I think Issei fainted!

     "Man down... Medic!"

-

     Later that day...

     Much like in the show, I just follow Kiba into the old schoolhouse.

     And damn it is so much bigger than in the show!

-

     Entering the Occult Research Club main club-room... I start getting excited nerd feelings, and also a feeling of comfort in my bones, like it was designed to make Devils feel comfy...

     Lots of magic can be felt from this building and room...

     Oh! The Gremory summon circle...

     I then ignored the middle school looking Youkai Devil girl eating sugar, and stared at the circle like it was the centerfold of Playboy...

     Is Koneko looking disappointed for some reason?

     There are 2 important reasons why I'm not talking to Koneko.

     Firstly, she is a Tsundere... and I hate that type of girl.

     The second and main reason I can't look at her... The earlier-me and the me from the anime was a true Lolicon!

     Koneko is giving me very obsessive urges that I will resist!

     No Loli on my Pole!

     The urge is like being an Alcoholics Anonymous member, invited to a free Vagus bar... Pure fucking torture!

     I'm broken out of my criminal thoughts, by the sound of two iconic fuck-muffins, coming out after toweling off Rias, probably to get me lustful for shocking news.

     Damn Devil women!

     Kala gave me the restraint to resist all this beautiful evil!

     "Oh~fuck, this is super bad to have Rias and Koneko together, right?!"

     I thought to myself!

     Rias just laughed and said...

     "So you know Koneko, and yes out-loud again?"

     Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, now they are all looking at me while I'm covering my fucking cursed mouth!

     Shit Koneko is squinting her eyes at me.

     This is bad, cute, no, no, no, not cute damn it!

     I avert my eyes, to Kiba?

     Fuck noooooo... BL curse be gone!

     Then too Akeno?

     Damn no she makes my lower-back hurt just looking at her body!

     The last Devil, then just Rias!

     I'm just bullshiting here!

     "Ya, she has a Familiar named Shiro, cute little guy... Tell him hi for me!"

     Can't really pretend I know nothing of the supernatural, so just gotta white-lie a bit, and blame Everything on my Sacred Gear!

     Then to move Rias out of her comfort zone, and put the 'balls' in my court.

     Swoosh~! My pair of Devil wings shoot out, and I smirk, like a Devil!

     Then the big Friends, Joey finisher...

     "I'm Matsuda Tanaka, the future greatest Devil of the Great House of Gremory... How, you do~in?"

     And add the Playboy smile... 

     The group's faces were so scattered and priceless!

     Flash Click~! Then a flash of smartphone light decorated them all with more shock!

     Then I hide the phone before they come to their senses!

     Now I have the superhero hands at the side pose.

     "How!?"

     Rias is so shocked, like she got caught in Heaven stealing Gabriel's panties!

     I will explain how my phone works...

     "Oh, I just flip the screen, and use the photo app, then point and click!"

     Akeno just broke her stupor and laughed.

     And what... even Kiba is laughing at, Rias?

     Okay, maybe Kiba and I can get along after all.

     And I'm not making any eye contact with a sexy white kitty!

     Rias furrows her brows and clarifies.

     "No, how do you know so much about Devils, my Gremory House, and who we are? If I didn't turn you into a servant myself, I would think you were an imposter spy!"

     She is a bit shaken... I overdid it again!

     I give Rias a 90 degree bow and say...

     "Rias Gremory my new King, Master, and hopefully friend... I Matsuda Tanaka, the holder of this world's strongest Sacred Gear, the [True Longinus: Eyes of Creation], ranked zero above the shitty spear, will be eternally grateful for giving me my life back!"

     "This gift you gave me will let me help many, and take care of my loved ones! I will become the strongest Devil in the Underworld very soon, and will fix all troubles in yours and your Peerage's hearts."

     "None of my friends or family will need to fear in the future. Any adversities in your path, I will remove it willingly. I'm a pain in the ass, and you will get mad at me for a lot of my behaviors, but in the end you will never regret this day! Thank you!"    

     I then stand back up, and see very calm, and surprised faces...

     "Damn, I overdid it again!"

     "Out loud again."

     Rias recovered fast, well even dumb girls can be clever, right? Right?

     Well she is hot, so she gets a hot-pass!

     "Let's start with what you do know and how?"

     Rias asks a fair point... Okay, Rias is my manager.

     I retract my wings, and let out my Sacred Gear, then sit next to Kiba...

     And I'm not looking at white kitty, then say...

     "First, this is my Sacred Gear, and it has the power of God, specifically God's [Power of Creation]. Don't forget that I'm the Great Me, and  I'm a fucking genius. Even Sona is far behind me haha, right Kiba?"

     Smack~! Nice, he facepalmed!

     I continued.

     "My Sacred Gear's greatest feature is... its power of [Precognition], one of many I have. This power has let me view some past, present, and future events that might happen in the future... Think of them as possible dreams, and no, I didn't see anything you should be ashamed of."

     I thought to myself...

     "Damn, I saw everything, and I mean everything, hehe!"

     I continued and said...

     "Cough, Any questions?"

     This should placate how I know shit!

     The girls cover their privates, like it would do a damn thing anyways, then Rias said.

     "First, out-loud again!"

     God damn it, Big G!

     She continued with...

     "I... I need to know... Will I have to marry 'That' man?"

     Damn she has that fucking sadness in her eyes, I hate to see in people, so lets do lemonade!

     I give her my punch-able face, cross my arms, and say jokingly!

     "Do you like your chicken grilled or fried? Don't worry about that little bitch! He won't stand a chance... I'm his perfect counter! Why do you ask, my lady? This is why!"

     I know Rias was testing me, by making her question briefly, to see if I knew Hot-wings in the future.

     So I bend down into my school bag, put on my silver holy cross, and pull out Kiba's favorite Holy Bible, then sit up and open it like I'm reading!

     Buzz~! Then with my other hand, create a golden Light Spear, covered in Holy Lightning.

     This just drained the fuck out of me!

     Good thing I'm sitting down!

     With my smug smile, I said bluntly.

     "With the power of Heaven. The so-called Immortal Phoenix is a common farm chicken for me, and how do we put out a fire chicken? With Holy Water! Mwahaha~!"

     I put the shit away, because my Peerage all backed away from me, like their asses were on fire, and grabbing their foreheads, oops!

     Anyway Rias says in a bit of panic.

     "I can't kill him, his House will start a war!"

     I shake my hands.

    "Nah, That dumbass will come looking for you in less than a year, for an unofficial Rating  Game, he really was stupid!"

     Then I thought...

     "As soon as he thought he was going to get his Wife stolen, he came running like a bitch!"

     Rias's eyes lit up hearing my words, and she asked.

     "Why would he feel like he was being challenged?! Who is it?"

     Fuck she looks excited for some reason, is it a girls fantasy to find romance that strong, or is it those stupid novels I have been selling her?

     I cover my mouth, and think... Because, I just now realized, I sent Issei to Sona!

     Um, Can I still  make lemonade here, when I bring limes to the party?

     Rias pouts, cute, then squints her eyes at me, like I'm a bad boy... I am one for sure!

     Then Rias said...

     "You have been very chatty today and forthcoming. So why all of a sudden do you shut your mouth and say nothing?"

     Did I just eat a Ghost Pepper, because I'm sweating badly, and look like a criminal.

     She asked.

     "Is it you? That's why you're quiet?"

     I blurt out on impulse...

     "Nope, because if you know who it is you might fuck it up, and then no Chicken fight!"

     I think...

     "Nailed it! Please believe me, Pleas, Pleas, just smile and be cool Matsuda."

     Rias crossed her arms under her admittedly big breasts, and asked.

     "You do seem to talk out-loud around me? Must you find me attractive? That's why you do it?"

     Rias, you're a narcissist!

     I just say flatly.

     "No, I think my Father cursed my mouth with black magic."

     Yes I'm pouting... And I didn't say which Dad.

     I continue with my stupidity...

     "Oh, And before you make that pretty head explode, don't try and change my name like with Koneko and Kiba, it would be super bad for you."

     A little white lie won't hurt here. Rias is really bad at giving names.

     Her fun countenance was wiped from her expression, and asked.

     "What, why?!"

     "If your Soul (Devil's body) can handle the backlash from the Throne of God, in 7th Heaven, then go ahead. For your own good you don't need to know too much about this..."

     My heart is a bit worried about Heaven and the Underworld pulling a fast one on me, so I say seriously to Rias...

     "I need you to promise me something. You took me in as your Devil servant, and must take responsibility as a Gremory who loves their family. This will be very hard for you to bear. My identity is special, but I will protect you, even from Heaven."

     I take a breath, then continue.

     "Phew... Rias, promise to never ever abandon me to anyone else, not even if your older Brother asked you to release me, don't abandon me,!Promise pleas!"

     I don't know why I'm saying this, but my damn heart is hurting, why? (Past Life Traumas.)

-

     From the other viewers in the room...

     They saw Matsuda giving his demands to Rias, with misty eyes glowing with golden light.

     Akeno confirmed the pain she saw at her Shrine home that day.

     Kiba was on guard, because of Matsuda's change in personality. 

     And Koneko was...

-

     I just finished what I wanted to say, and am waiting for Rias to promise...

     Mofu Mofu~! Why is Koneko rubbing my shaved head?!

     Koneko, in her flat-tone, says...

     "It's alright, you're a good-boy..."

     I looked like a clueless lost child, and can't figure this Loli out.

     Rias just gives a warm smile to me, and says, with her noble lady bravado she thinks is cool...

     "I, Rias Gremory, give you my promise to not ever throw away my favorite new servant! Welcome to the family, Matsuda Tanaka... Please take care of me..."

     Those words send chills down my lower-back for some damn reason!

     Kala, I need help!

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