Don’t Mess with that Turtle
Chapter 668 - 668 164 Eating Sleeping and Punching Beans_1

668: Chapter 164 Eating, Sleeping, and Punching Beans_1 668: Chapter 164 Eating, Sleeping, and Punching Beans_1 Tan Tai glanced at the dancing White Spirit, then at Baiyin.

Her gaze slightly hardened.

It wasn’t that it was eye-catching, but rather…

it was too aesthetic, completely unlike Baiyin’s personality!

Had Baiyin of the next life changed her nature?

Baiyin was first stunned, then nodded in satisfaction, looking like it was only natural, indeed it was her!

Such a woman, so stunningly beautiful, who else but her?

As she continued to watch, her expression grew solemn again, until the dance ended, and she hadn’t spoken a word.

It was only after a long while that she suddenly burst into laughter, her face full of joy, “Worthy of being me!

And to have such skill!”

Su He was puzzled.

She stood with her arms akimbo, proudly proclaiming, “The dance was for your eyes, but the accompaniment was for mine!”

She had been thinking of a way to peel the memories from Su He’s mind, but now there was no need.

The message brought by the accompaniment was enough.

The accompaniment wasn’t a message brought by White Spirit, rather it was a different way of displaying what Su He had heard, seen, and known to Baiyin.

It was like a surveillance camera that captured Su He’s knowledge and transmitted it to Baiyin.

Su He thoughtfully nodded.

Out of curiosity, he asked, “Then, what’s so special about that dance for me?”

Baiyin sat on a tree branch, looking down at him from above, “Pretty, isn’t it?”

“Hm?” Su He was confused.

“Was I, dancing, beautiful?” she asked again.

Su He nodded, beauty beyond imagination.

Whether in turtle form or human, White Spirit was one of the rarest sights Su He had seen in both his lives.

Baiyin huffed at him, “Then what more could you want?”

She patted Su He’s shoulder, warning that the heart of man is insatiable like a snake swallowing an elephant; even as a turtle, one must learn contentment.

Su He mumbled softly, “…Cultivation Technique?”

Baiyin looked at him with disdain, a blockhead who lacked appreciation!

Tan Tai, who was next to them, nodded seriously, “There is a Cultivation Technique in that dance, of the seductive kind.

But it is only suitable for women to practice, do you need my help?”

Her hand holding the Immortal Sword emitted a cold light, and she slightly lifted it.

Su He instinctively protected his ‘little brother’, feeling a sense of dire crisis, and shrank his neck as he pointed to the Brocade Chicken tumbling in the fire, changing the subject, “The Guardhouse is ready!”

In the time it took for one dance, the Guardhouse was already cooked, and the chicken feather flames beneath had conveniently burned out.

A faint scent of scorch wafted over, and the golden roast chicken, glistening with oil, was tantalizing appetizing.

Baiyin’s interest was immediately piqued.

With a flick of her finger, two Guardhouses jumped out: one landed beside Su He, and one she held in her arms, “No need to be polite to Ice Mass; she never eats meat.”

Tan Tai closed her eyes slightly, falling into a meditative state as soon as Su He and Baiyin’s attention shifted to the Guardhouse.

These people could meditate anywhere, anytime, not caring about their surroundings.

Su He tore off a piece of meat and put it into his mouth; his eyes immediately widened.

At the very moment the chicken meat touched his palate, an indescribable fragrance overwhelmed his taste buds.

For an instant, his human taste buds weren’t enough; Su He wished he could immediately complete the transformation, allowing the Dragon Turtle’s vast tongue to sweep up the entire chicken.

A taste he had never experienced before.

Baiyin raised her chin, challenging Su He with raised eyebrows, “Well?

The taste is out of this world, isn’t it?”

Su He nodded, gnawing on the chicken in his hand; his eyes fell on Baiyin’s Guardhouse, and a murderous intent flashed in Baiyin’s eyes.

She bared a pair of tiger teeth, looking like a little White Tiger protecting its food.

She glanced at Su He with killing intent, “Dare to covet my Guardhouse, I’ll kill you.”

“No!” Su He immediately shook his head, “I was just wondering…

since you didn’t remove theGuardhouse’s innards, what about its excrements…”

Clang!

Before Su He could finish his sentence, Baiyin’s hand flashed with light, and the Guardhouse was flung away.

A chicken head flew towards him and stuffed into his mouth, and a whole Guardhouse hung in front of Su He’s chest, swaying.

Baiyin’s face was full of straight lines, as the delicacy she had thought of for three thousand years was spoiled by his words.

With her powerful Divine Sense, one glance was enough to know that the chicken was utterly devoid of impurities, completely cleansed the moment it was singed by the flames.

But with Su He’s words, it sparked all sorts of wild thoughts.

No matter how delicious, now there was no more appetite.

“What a downer!

Let’s go home!

Next time we go out, I’m not taking you with me!” Baiyin bared her teeth ferociously at Su He.

Tan Tai, who was meditating nearby, had the corners of her mouth slightly turn up.

“I don’t care whether we go out or not!

I’m always a turtle; a pond is all I need for a long, blissful sleep.” Su He took a big bite of meat, chewing contentedly.

With a chicken in each hand, he ate joyfully.

Baiyin felt her teeth itch and kicked Su He into a large bamboo; he sprawled over it, and before he could get up, he felt a weight on his back.

Baiyin rolled over, laying herself on top of him, pinning him down.

“Don’t move!

Tan Tai is cultivating, you mustn’t disturb her; lie quietly and sleep until she wakes up!”

Tan Tai, who had just opened her eyes, thought for a moment and then closed them again quietly.

Su He’s hands dangled to the ground, and the two Guardhouses were now covered with forest mud, with ants and bugs crawling over them, attracted by the scent.

Su He sighed, placed the roasted chickens on the ground, and a stream of clear water flashed over his hands, washing away the grease.

With the arrival of Boundary Pearl and the birth of True Yuan, many techniques could be used.

Feeling the proud warmth on his back, Su He whispered, “This position is too uncomfortable; mind if I turn around?”

Smack!

A Jade Bamboo stick hit Su He on the forehead, immediately raising a red welt.

Baiyin’s cold snort came through, “Dream on!”

Su He clenched his teeth; women shouldn’t be spoiled!

He rolled over to rise, at the same time preparing himself, lifting Baiyin, attempting to catch it after the flip, but his body stiffened… The flipping maneuver failed.

Baiyin lay motionless on his back.

It was not heavy and was even a bit soft, but when Immortal Sovereign used her suppression technique, it would be impossible for an entire world under her suppression to resist, let alone Su He.

“Don’t move!” Baiyin whispered, “I have yet to closely observe the starry skies of the Undamaged Realm.

Let me study it.”

The sky above was brilliant, seemingly indistinguishable from the outer world’s night sky, yet in inconspicuous ways, it differed.

Some shattered stars showed their presence here.

Just like Greedy Wolf.

The Divine God Beast Greedy Wolf Clan existed, but unlike the Dragon Turtle and Phoenix, they were not born as divine beasts.

Instead, the Greedy Wolf star shattered, fell among a pack of wild wolves, mutated them, and after a long time, they evolved into divine beasts.

In the outer world, the Greedy Wolf star had long ceased to exist, but here in this sky, it remained.

This starry sky wasn’t natural; someone had shielded the external starry sky and created a new one here.

Had she, too, studied worlds?

She created the Ice Origin Little World, utilizing the corpse of Su He to forge an independent world with everlasting Tao Rhythm.

What was the purpose of the person who created the Undamaged Realm?

Su He moved slightly and sensed the suppression lift from his body.

Baiyin’s breathing on his back was gentle, as if she had fallen asleep.

With a flick of his fingers, a pool of clear water sprang forth, lifting Baiyin as he turned around, then the water transformed into a water bed, gently laying her down.

Su He slipped through the water bed to lay beside Baiyin and looked up into the starry sky following her gaze.

From this place, the starry sky looked similar to that over Earth, with a river of stars stretching across, dividing the wilderness into four with four saints.

At this moment, a crescent moon hung like a hook, with stars crowding the sky.

Su He pointed at two stars on either side of the river in the sky and said softly, “Back in my hometown, those two stars represent the Cowherd and Weaver Girl.”

“Oh?” Baiyin turned to look.

Su He was close at hand, and every detail of his face was clear.

This face was all too familiar to her, as she had watched over it for three thousand years without taking a single step away.

But this was the first time she had seen it alive, animated with the breath of life.

Her gaze moved past Su He to the real Tan Tai in the bamboo forest, who had fallen into a state of cultivation, with a small sword circulating around her.

Tan Tai was immersed in a state of enlightenment, but if she seriously cultivated, even the small Undamaged Realm wouldn’t suffice for her absorption alone.

This was also the reason why, in their ancient times, Immortal Sovereign ascended to reside in the Heavenly Court.

Unaware of Baiyin’s many thoughts, Su He gazed at the starry sky above, softly recounting to her the tale of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl.

The story flowed forth with twists and turns.

Baiyin’s face was one of disbelief, “The daughter of the mighty Tian Emperor being bathed and having her clothes taken away by another?

Was this not a setup?

No…

it must have been her own scheme, right?

Otherwise, how could it be that the daughter of the Immortal Emperor is spied upon and stripped of her garments?

If not for killing the man right away, why would she then turn around and marry him?

Unless the people from your homeland all behave this strangely.”

Su He shrugged, “Who knows?

It’s just a story after all!”

Baiyin, frustrated as if dealing with the obstinate, said, “Already wed and yet not taking the opportunity to run away, but waiting to be discovered by the Fairy Queen, how incredibly foolish!”

To let go of the chance to meet every day and instead settle for seeing each other only once a year?

Su He snorted with laughter.

If according to the myths of his previous life, where the Emperor and Empress of Heaven were everywhere, where could one possibly escape?

After laughing, he softly recited, “Cowherd and Weaver Girl endure through autumns, how much remains of their sorrowful tears of separation…”

Baiyin turned her head in surprise, “Eh?

You can recite poetry too?”

Su He felt a vein pop on his forehead as he replied through gritted teeth, “I went to school!”

“Tch~” Baiyin dismissed with a snort, sneering at the idea that going to school could make someone call the stormy sea realm ‘Vast Sea’.

The musical accompaniment of White Spirit did not possess Spirit Wisdom; it merely recorded the sights and sounds Su He had encountered, including his Domain.

Su He, perplexed, felt belittled once more, exhaled a long breath to change the subject and asked quietly, “Clan Sister, in my era there was the Demonic Fruit.

Consuming it could solidify the Heart Orifice Shadow, leading to either a demonic path or the path of divine beasts.

In this era, without the Demonic Fruit, how do the hundred beasts advance to divine beasts?”

This question had puzzled him for a long time.

He posed the question but saw no response from White Spirit.

When he turned his head, he saw her eyes once again lost in the starry sky, unfocused with an unknown thought.

From the side, the cool voice of Tan Tai spoke, “Although I don’t know what Demonic Fruit you speak of, I guess it’s a kind of enlightenment method.

At this time, all beings can become demons on their own, and needless external objects to form the Heart Orifice Shadow.

The Shadow is simply there, refining the Bloodline step by step, naturally, it will appear.”

Su He suddenly remembered that this era had no Heritage Palaces.

Each heritage lay plainly hidden within the Bloodline, without the need to pass through Heavenly Tribulation to witness the Heritage Palace, as in later ages.

With each advancement in Bloodline, some heritage would be gained.

The Divine Skills of a young Dragon Turtle were unimportant, but the experiences of the ancestors were invaluable treasures.

The Dragon Turtle Tribe’s ability to have dozens of Dragon Turtles was probably also due to this factor.

He just didn’t know what had happened to force the Dragon Turtle Tribe to create the Heritage Palace and the Phoenix Clan to construct the Phoenix Nest.

As Tan Tai spoke, the breathing beside her grew even more ethereal, and as Su He turned his head, he saw Baiyin had closed her eyes and gently fallen asleep.

Having not closed her eyes for three thousand years, even if an Immortal Sovereign didn’t need to sleep, she must have grown somewhat weary in her heart.

Today, after causing a fuss and feeling joyful with Su He, although their chicken feast had been spoiled, she remained happy.

Gazing at the starry sky and feeling the cool breeze amongst the trees, she unknowingly drifted off to sleep.

For a moment, the atmosphere was tranquil, with only the sounds of insects in the forest and the gnawing of bamboo rats.

The whole world had sunk into a deep slumber.

The Bu Tian Clan slept soundly, Baiyin slept beautifully, until the sky began to brighten slightly.

Baiyin, still in sleep, and Tan Tai, in her cultivation, both opened their eyes at the same time and looked towards the direction of the Mystery Yellow Big World.

A murderous intent rose simultaneously in their eyes.

Baiyin took Su He’s hand, exchanging a look with Tan Tai, and together they headed towards the outside of the Undamaged Realm.

Su He, sensing a change in the atmosphere, asked, “What’s happened?”

Baiyin let out a cold laugh, “Nothing.

We’re just off to fight and kill.

Business as usual!”