Divine Lucky Star
Chapter 607 - 606: Bro, awesome, no problem!

Chapter 607: Chapter 606: Bro, awesome, no problem!

Why do they say that the more stylish you act, the faster you die? Just as that thought crossed my mind, Bill Bragg felt like his whole body had become weightless, and he started sinking rapidly, along with his bodyguard!

"Not good!"

With a "crack," Bill Bragg stumbled, dizzy and disoriented. Before he could gather his wits, there was a loud "boom"—the car had crashed into a big tree right behind him!

"Whew, that was close," Bill Bragg wiped a handful of cold sweat from his forehead. Just as he tried to climb out of the pit, he felt something fall onto his hair.

"What is this?" He instinctively touched it—soft and a bit hairy...

"Caterpillars!" Bill Bragg let out a scream, and then saw caterpillars raining down from the tree!

Although he proclaimed himself the King of Swagger, he was certainly not invincible, and caterpillars were one of the things he feared most!

"Help me!" Bill Bragg completely panicked this time, desperately swatting away the falling caterpillars. And just at that moment—in an incredible stroke of bad luck—a steel pipe with the diameter the size of an arm fell from the sky, its pointed end aiming straight for Bill’s head!

With a "thud," the steel pipe planted itself just half a meter in front of Bill, right between his legs, less than twenty centimeters from his groin!

Bill Bragg: "..."

The bodyguards: "..."

This world is just too dangerous!

Bill Bragg’s legs shook with the profound malice of the entire world!

"Young Master, are you okay?" The two bodyguards were scared out of their wits! This was clearly not normal! They were confident in protecting their young master from any regular attack by people.

But this, this was totally out of the blue; there was nothing they could do!

"Back! Go back!"

Bill Bragg screamed his lungs out, not even caring about the two bodyguards meant to protect him—at that moment of invincible bad luck, all he wanted to do was rush back to the hotel and ask Wang Hao if there was a way to resolve this!

Continuing like this, he really would die! If he hadn’t been hit by that steel pipe, that would have been the greatest fortune!

...

Inside the private room.

"Brother Hao is awesome," Zhao Zhenhao said with a laugh, rubbing his stuffed belly, "the King of Swagger has never had it easy since meeting Brother Hao, ha ha, I can’t help but laugh when I see his tragic state."

"That’s right," Fang Wenbin nodded vigorously at his side, "Brother Hao warned him about his bad luck today, but he didn’t believe it. What a tragedy to watch, especially during dinner, did you see his face? It’s the picture of regret!"

"It’s a shame," Ren Xing sighed, "I really didn’t want to give him that last bit of chicken soup, but there was no helping it, he was a guest after all... Brother Hao, do you really not need any more help around the house?"

A group of people sat around the table, rubbing their bellies and reflecting.

"Come on, guys, it’s not that serious," Wang Hao raised his eyebrows, "after all, he is a visitor to our Heavenly People’s Republic, right? We should take good care of him. He’s just having a streak of bad luck. God forbid he runs into real trouble if he goes out..."

Just as he was saying this, the door to the private room was slammed open, and Bill Bragg, disheveled, stormed in!

"Mr. Wang, Mr. Wang!" Bill Bragg ran straight to Wang Hao as soon as he entered, shouting, "Save me!"

What the heck is this situation?!

Everyone stared in disbelief. Was this really the same King of Swagger, now covered in dust and dirt?

"Don’t panic, don’t panic," Wang Hao quickly said, "Sit down and tell me slowly, Mr. Bill, what exactly happened?"

"Bad luck, bad luck!" Bill Bragg was completely panicked, "I was just about to go out for some food when I almost got hit by a car, then caterpillars fell from the tree, and sticks fell from the sky! Mr. Wang, you have to save me, or I won’t live through the day!"

"Let’s not panic first," Wang Hao frowned, "What happened?"

"It’s all here, all here," Bill Bragg was clearly very scared, trembling as he presented his evidence, "Mr. Wang please take a look!"

Then, everyone watched together—

Bill Bragg had brought footage shot by a drone from high above, showing him barely escaping being hit by a car as soon as he and his bodyguards stepped outside, falling in a pit, being showered with caterpillars from above, and particularly the steel pipe. It was no exaggeration to say that with a slight deviation, Bill Bragg would have bid farewell to this world!

Zhao Zhenhao: "That’s too awesome! Is this the mysterious Evil Qi?"

Fang Wenbin: "It’s terrifying, just watching it scares me!"

Ren Xing: "Didn’t I say Brother Hao is always right? This guy didn’t believe it, but now, isn’t he stunned?"

Wang Mengfei: "There’s a saying that’s not sure if it’s appropriate to say, but isn’t this just way too miraculous?"

Everybody in the WeChat group was chattering away, and Bai Yaning was looking at Wang Hao with full of curiosity too!

So, this Wang Hao guy, aside from writing novels, composing lyrics, and scripting, actually had another identity as a Master of Feng Shui and Face Reading? What exactly couldn’t he do?

"Don’t rush, don’t rush, let’s take this slowly," Wang Hao was almost overjoyed inside—So you want to challenge me, huh? Heh, before Brother Dice here, aren’t you just destined to bite the dust?

Of course, he couldn’t say that out loud. Wang Hao put on a serious face and said, "Mr. Bill is a guest from afar. As the saying goes, saving a life is more meritorious than building a seven-story pagoda. Today, no matter what, I must help Mr. Bill get over this difficulty. But I need to ask you something first, Mr. Bill, do you happen to like Miss Ice Princess?"

"This..." What was there to hide at this point? Bill Bragg mumbled, "I do like her quite a bit..."

It was supposed to be quite embarrassing to admit that at this time, but unexpectedly, Wang Hao let out a shout, nearly scaring several people to death!

"That’s right!" Wang Hao smacked his thigh hard, as if spouting nonsense, and said, "You see, the world is divided into five elements, which generate and control each other. Metal controls wood, wood controls earth, earth controls water, water controls fire, fire controls metal, cycling every twenty years. Miss Ice Princess has a Water Attribute destiny, and you are born under the Fire Attribute of the mountain top, completely overpowered by Miss Ice Princess! Actually, that alone wouldn’t be too bad, but you also happened to wear the Heart of the Ocean! That thing inherently has a strong Evil Qi, and you’re completely dominated by Miss Ice Princess. Plus, your luck has been down recently, and the Heart of the Ocean is also Water Attribute. I have to say, today is your lucky day because otherwise, I’m afraid you wouldn’t have made it back!"

"This... what should I do?!" Bill Bragg was truly panicking now.

Who wouldn’t feel the same after just barely escaping death? Everything you say is right, I’ll listen to everything!

"How should I put this," Wang Hao sighed and said: "You and Miss Ice Princess truly aren’t suitable. You Westerners believe in zodiac signs, but for us, the five elements are more reliable. So, listen to me, since we’ve met today, I must do something. First of all, you can no longer pursue Miss Ice Princess, otherwise, you’re definitely going to become unluckier!"

Humph, dare to chase my beloved Ice Princess mmhm, Brother Dice doesn’t even need to speak, I myself will make sure you get more and more unfortunate!

"Okay, okay, I agree, then what?" No woman, no matter how beautiful, is worth more than one’s life. If your life is cursed away, what the heck is there left to play with? Bill Bragg nodded like a pecking chicken, "I just wish for a long life in peace and safety."

Once Bill Bragg said this, Zhao Zhenhao and the others were all stunned!

Zhao Zhenhao: "Brother Hao is simply too incredible!"

Fang Wenbin: "Unbeatable! This is what it means to laugh off powerful enemies into ashes! Can you believe he got the Brag King begging for mercy like this?!"

Ren Xing: "Brother Hao is truly Brother Hao, haha!"

Wang Mengfei: "Today really is a day for back-to-back spectacular shows, awesome!"

Actually, it’s not surprising that Bill Bragg’s so scared.

Although he’s known as the Brag King, there are indeed things he’s really afraid of—he fears death!

And when you think about it, it makes sense. After all, he’s the only heir to the Brage family, with an inheritance of one or two hundred billion US Dollars waiting for him. If he really lost his life over chasing a girl, that would be a huge loss!

So now that he was this scared, it’s understandable that he didn’t have the pretentious air he had before.

After all, no matter how big the world is, one’s own little life is the biggest!

"Actually, that’s just one thing," Wang Hao said with a shake of his head, "Not pursuing Miss Ice Princess, that’s just the first step. For the second step, forgive me for being blunt, but I must perform a ritual to absorb the Evil Qi from the Heart of the Ocean. Otherwise, no matter how powerful you are, you might still be beset with calamities, with minor issues leading to bloodshed, and in worst-case scenarios, loss of life!"

"Here, here, take it, whatever you say!" A single Heart of the Ocean wasn’t enough to make Bill Bragg hesitate; he immediately took out the Heart of the Ocean and placed it on the table, "Mr. Wang, please make sure to resolve this... no, no, no, I don’t want it anymore! I don’t want it!"

The people around looked at each other—It seemed the Brag King was genuinely shaken today...

"Such a good item..." Wang Hao was delighted inside, but he couldn’t show it on the surface: "Don’t rush, let me perform the ritual to dissolve the Evil Qi inside."

Saying so, he reached to open the box, and just as he opened it, Wang Hao saw the Heart of the Ocean shrouded in dark mist, the curse looking nearly like some dreadfully evil creature from a movie!

"Whoosh—" Wang Hao inhaled sharply. This thing was that menacing?!

"Evil Qi! It really does have Evil Qi!" Ren Xing said in horror by the side, loudly warning, "Everybody be careful!"

Zhao Zhenhao: "You saw it?!"

Ren Xing sneakily winked and whispered, "Saw what? I’m just scaring the Brag King!"

The others nearly burst out laughing, but they got the hint right away, clattering as they back away: "Back off! This Evil Qi is fierce!"

Wang Hao was impressed by his friends’ performance—worthy of Brother Tie, indeed, a divine assist! Old iron 6666, absolutely correct, just look at how frightened Bill Bragg is, scared out of his wits!

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Planning the plot for the next parts, one update today, normal updates tomorrow.

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