Divine Lucky Star
Chapter 499 - 498: What is a Girlfriend? Can You Eat It?

Chapter 499: Chapter 498: What is a Girlfriend? Can You Eat It?

In the live streaming room—

"66666666666 Brother Hao is simply unbeatable, so frickin’ awesome, no more words, launch the big rockets!"

"Brother Hao, please teach me how to swim, your swimming technique is just epic!"

"Brother Hao, were you reincarnated from some fish or what? Spill it!"

Wang Hao: "Isn’t that obvious? Didn’t you see what Brother Hao does for a living? Back in the days, I was known as the ’Little White Dragon in the waves,’ are we joking here?!"

Suddenly, the live streaming room’s popularity exploded, and the gifts streamed in so fast that Mi Xiu beside him was stunned!

On this day alone, the number of gifts and rewards nearly caught up with his entire month’s worth!

...

"This can’t be happening... this can’t be happening..." Zhao Jun didn’t even know how he got back to the large rock where he was sitting and fishing.

Everything today was just too surreal. From the moment he encountered this Brother Hao, he had been utterly defeated.

Completely without suspense.

If at this time the other guy had taken on a victor’s stance and shown off a bit, he could have stirred himself up to hope to surpass him in other ways, but that damned guy was just grilling fish as if nothing had happened!

It was like he wasn’t even taking him seriously!

"Hey, when grilling fish, we’ve got to clean out the innards first," Wang Hao explained to the viewers in the live stream as he prepared the fish, "especially the gallbladder, which must be removed, or the fish will be inedible—this thing right here!" Wang Hao sorted through the fish’s innards, picked out a black ball, the fish’s gallbladder: "Once this is taken out, the rest is easy. Next, let’s get started on grilling fish and eating, haha!"

As he was live streaming the fish grilling, Zhao Jun had no choice but to concede defeat since he gambled on it in front of all the live stream viewers.

He packed up his things, not caring about his wet clothes, put them on, and left in a dejected manner...

Watching his desolate figure leaving, Wang Hao shrugged his shoulders: "Sigh, wouldn’t it have been nice if we’d just gotten along from the start instead of you mocking me..."

By the time they finished eating the grilled fish, it was already past six in the afternoon.

Wang Hao and Mi Xiu each devoured a big fish; although it lacked salt and thus some flavor, both were starving and didn’t fuss too much. After gobbling down the fish, Wang Hao wiped his mouth.

"It’s getting late, let’s head back," Wang Hao looked up at the sun, "If we don’t leave now, it will soon be dark. It’ll be too dangerous then."

After all, they were in the deep woods.

When they had arrived, it was because they were too hungry to move, but now they had their fish, the live stream was nearly over, and the viewership had already exceeded ten thousand, they couldn’t possibly stay overnight, could they?

"Okay!" Mi Xiu nodded resolutely.

By now, the sun was starting to set, and Mi Xiu was also worried about getting back before dark, spending the night here with Brother Hao...

Oh my, just thinking about it was embarrassingly awkward. What if Brother Hao made some inappropriate move on her? If something did happen, what then? No one would hear her cries for help in the deep forest.

Should she agree if it comes to that? What would be the consequences if she really did?

Brother Hao’s "Little White Dragon" down there is so big...

"What are you thinking about?" Wang Hao looked at the blushing Mi Xiu with curiosity, "What’s wrong? Why is your face so red? You’re not getting a cold, are you?"

"Ah? No, no!" Mi Xiu got shook and stood up immediately, urgently saying, "No, I’m just fine. Brother Hao, how do we get back?"

"Of course, we walk back, do I even need to ask?" Wang Hao looked at her as if she was a fool: "You don’t expect me to carry you back, do you?"

Mi Xiu: "..."

Brother Hao, you’re going to stay single forever if you’re like this, just saying!

"No, that’s not what I meant," Mi Xiu hurriedly said, "I mean, which way do we walk?"

"This?" Wang Hao pulled out his phone with a cheeky grin and shook it: "With technology so advanced now, of course, we look at the map, silly."

Mi Xiu: "..."

Oh my, why does my IQ seem to drop so rapidly when I’m with Brother Hao?!

"Look here," Wang Hao pulled up Baidu Maps, and started to explain to Mi Xiu: "We are here now, this path right here is the one that leads to Jin Ming Mountain Dog Market, the straight-line distance from here is about three kilometers, and over here is JH city, a total of thirteen kilometers away. So, to get home from here, the best route would be to first make it to the roadside and then catch a taxi back to Dog Market to get the car, and then drive back to Jinhua. No problem, right?"

"Three kilometers, it’s not that far," Mi Xiu laughed, "I guess it will take about half an hour, right?"

"Half an hour?" Wang Hao looked at her as if she were a fool once more: "You really seem to have no experience at all, do you? Is walking a mountain path the same as walking on a road? These three kilometers will definitely take more than half an hour without a doubt. Let’s go, we really need to hurry, or else we won’t be able to get a car before it gets dark."

If it weren’t for the days being longer now, not to mention it getting dark, we’d already be unable to see our hands in front of us, and then, probably, we’d have to cheerfully have an impromptu camp in the wilderness...

The two followed the directions on Baidu Maps and started hurrying towards the nearest road.

"Follow me closely," Wang Hao, armed with a fishing spear, led the way, saying as they walked: "Getting separated in a dark and dense forest like this would be a lot of trouble." He then passed a stick to her, adding, "Here, grab this, and remember no matter what, never let go, got it?"

"Yes, I got it!" Mi Xiu nodded obediently.

Looking at Wang Hao leading the way ahead, Mi Xiu felt a warmth in her heart.

This young man called Brother Hao was simply capable of doing anything, not only skilled in many aspects but, most importantly, so considerate.

In such a situation, he didn’t take advantage of her and even took care of her feelings...

For a moment, Mi Xiu felt that calling him "Brother Hao" really rolled off the tongue quite naturally, as if she had always wanted someone like him to protect her.

"Brother Hao," Mi Xiu asked in a low voice while walking, "do... do you have a girlfriend?"

"Ah? A girlfriend?" Wang Hao pretended to be crazy and silly: "What’s a girlfriend? Can you eat it?"

Mi Xiu snapped: "I’m being serious here!"

"Not that I know of," Wang Hao, walking ahead, scratched his head with a cheeky smile and said, "I’m such a bumpkin driving a shabby Wuling Hongguang, how could I have a girlfriend, heh heh."

"Hmph, what’s wrong with driving a Wuling Hongguang? Brother Hao is capable!" Mi Xiu pouted, saying, "It’s those girls who don’t appreciate you that are blind! So, Brother Hao, do you have someone you like?"

Do you even need to ask? Of course, I do!

"Yeah," Wang Hao continued walking and said, "I fancy the big star, Miss Ice Princess, she’s literally the woman of my dreams!"

"I’m being serious here!" Mi Xiu said, frustrated: "Who doesn’t know Miss Ice Princess is amazing? Born into one of the four great families, the Bai family, she’s so pretty, kind in nature, and practically flawless except for being a bit cold! I’m asking about a normal person! An ordinary girl, do you have someone like that you like?"

"Nope, I don’t," Wang Hao shrugged and said: "Why does nobody ever believe me when I tell the truth..."