Divine Lucky Star -
Chapter 496 - 495: Brother Hao Who Can Shoot Sun Through a Plank
Chapter 496: Chapter 495: Brother Hao Who Can Shoot Sun Through a Plank
After about ten minutes or so, Zhao Jun poked at the fire, and the aroma quickly began to waft through the air. Mi Xiu, already famished, was soon fixating her gaze on the pot before Zhao Jun.
Before coming out to livestream today, Mi Xiu hadn’t even considered that it would go on for such a long time. She hadn’t eaten breakfast, and now she had missed lunch too. Furthermore, they were in such a remote place, and with the smell surrounding her, her stomach instantly began to grumble.
"Gurgle—"
Mi Xiu’s face blushed with embarrassment, and she whispered to Wang Hao, "Brother Hao, I... I’m hungry..."
Wang Hao: "..."
It’s not just you who’s hungry, I’m starving too, okay? You have no idea how far I carried you before.
But that wasn’t all. At that moment, Zhao Jun couldn’t resist teasing the two of them, "Ah, you guys didn’t come prepared at all. How can you play wilderness survival without bringing anything?" While saying this, he took out a bowl and raised it towards Wang Hao and Mi Xiu, "Why don’t you two just end the livestream and come over here for a bite? I won’t mind."
This guy is really annoying!
Wang Hao gave him a smile and said, "No need, we still have some skills in making food."
"Really? You two can make food looking like this?" Zhao Jun’s eyes widened when he heard Wang Hao’s words, "You didn’t bring anything; with what are you going to make food? With your hands? Even if you could get a fire started, where would you get the food from? Don’t tell me you’re going to have to borrow from me later."
"That’s not going to happen," Wang Hao shrugged his shoulders, then lifted the branch in his hand and grinned at Zhao Jun, "This is all I need."
"Just that?" Zhao Jun paused for a moment and then burst into laughter. He laughed so exaggeratedly that he started slapping his thigh, "You’re going to make food with that thing? Hahaha! That’s the funniest joke I’ve heard all year!"
At that moment, the audience in the livestream went wild, with virtual rockets flying everywhere—
"Brother Hao, show him up, please! I can’t stand that guy anymore!"
"Damn, this guy’s arrogance is unmatched. Kicking someone when they’re down!"
"Brother Hao, if you can take him down today, I’ll send a hundred rockets, no joke!"
"That’s no issue." Wang Hao shrugged at Zhao Jun, then turned around and patted Mi Xiu’s shoulder, "You wait here, and remember, if anything happens scream immediately. I’ll go get some firewood; we need to set up a fire."
"Okay," Mi Xiu obediently nodded her head. In this environment, her vulnerable daughter-like demeanor was completely on display, simply following Wang Hao’s lead.
Wang Hao found the firewood quickly—given his current physical condition, gathering some dry kindling within a two-mile radius around the lake wasn’t a problem.
Soon, Wang Hao returned carrying a large bunch of sun-dried branches and grass.
"Alright," Wang Hao placed the dry firewood down. Inside these branches, he took out two pieces of bark with a hole in the middle of each, purpose unknown.
At this point, some of the viewers in the livestream noticed the two pieces of bark and started questioning—
"Brother Hao, I get the branches and dry grass, but why are there holes in the bark? They’re not naturally formed, are they?"
"It’s a hole! It’s a hole! Brother Hao, did you drill through wood?!"
"666666666666 Brother Hao’s so cool, even drilling holes through bark!"
These seasoned drivers really know how to drive a conversation!
"Dear viewers," Wang Hao lifted the two pieces of bark and said with a smile, "Do you want to know what these two pieces of bark are for? If you want to know, start sending roses! Hehe!"
As soon as Wang Hao said this, the audience in the livestream began frantically sending roses!
"Brother Hao, please explain! Here are twelve roses for you!"
"Brother Hao, tell us how to drill through a wooden board!"
"Brother Hao has special hole-punching skills!"
The atmosphere of the live broadcast room was instantly stirred up, and that’s when Wang Hao smiled and said, "Very well, since everyone is so enthusiastic, I’ll tell you what these two wooden boards are for." He said, waving the wooden boards in his hand, and laughed, "These two wooden boards play a huge role. Whether or not you can start a fire by friction depends entirely on this little thing!"
Drill... Fire-making by friction!
As soon as they heard this term, everyone in the live chat exploded!
"Brother Hao 6666666666666, that’s awesome, are you going to demonstrate how to start a fire by friction live?!"
"Brother Hao is the bomb, the skill of fire-making by friction must have already been lost, right?!"
"Majestic and domineering, no explanation needed, we can actually see fire-making by friction in this day and age!"
Even Zhao Jun, who was proudly sipping his soup on the side, was stunned!
What did he just say?! Fire-making by friction?! How is that possible, are there still young people who know how to do it today?! Even he doesn’t know how!
"Hehe," Wang Hao chuckled and pulled a lighter out of his pocket, tossing it aside, and said, "Bringing so much stuff for outdoor survival, at most you can call it a picnic. Today, Brother Hao will let everyone know what true wilderness survival is!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Mi Xiu immediately covered her mouth and laughed!
Brother Hao really is amazing, with one casual remark he put Zhao Jun, who was acting all high and mighty just before, in his place without any comeback.
A slap in the face without a dirty word, that’s the one that hurts!
In the live chat room—
"666666666666666, Brother Hao starts the face-slapping!"
"2333333333333333, the other side’s grand picnic is suddenly looking mighty impressive!"
"Indeed, it’s our ’drill-through-the-board’ Brother Hao who’s the more impressive! Begging for a live demonstration of fire-making by friction!"
Seeing how enthusiastic the audience was, Wang Hao then started to demonstrate fire-making by friction live—
"First of all, you need a tinder, " Wang Hao took some dry grass and made it into a nest, and said, "This tinder has to be made like this, to gather heat most effectively. Then, drill a hole on this dry piece of bark and make a notch; add in your hands, and the materials are ready!"
He finished explaining and immediately began the next step, "The next thing you need is the correct posture. The fire is hidden in this posture. Use your feet to firmly press this small wooden board and don’t let it move around. Then you can start to rub the stick with your hands back and forth, just like this..."
Wang Hao said and started rubbing the stick with both hands non-stop!
Watching Wang Hao’s speed of rubbing the stick, the audience in the live chat room burst into laughter—
"Hahahaha! Brother Hao, is this the hand speed of being single for twenty years?!"
"Invincible, with that speed, you could train and even win an Olympic gold medal!"
"Brother Hao, do you usually jerk off at this speed? Is the skin on your ding ding still intact?"
This bunch of drivers could really make a move out of nowhere; Mi Xiu was watching with her face flushed red. Just then, from the little hole in the bark that Wang Hao was stepping on, smoke actually began to rise!
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