Divine Lucky Star
Chapter 494 - 493: Brother Hao, the Human Ape

Chapter 494: Chapter 493: Brother Hao, the Human Ape

Over 30,000 people online, no wonder this guy is so impressive, he’s got some skills!

"Mi Xiu," Wang Hao looked at the number of online users on his phone screen, turned his head to look at Mi Xiu, and asked, "With over 30,000 people online... that’s considered a pretty awesome broadcaster, right?"

"Not just pretty awesome," Mi Xiu couldn’t help but exclaim, "There aren’t many broadcasters on Douyu with over 30,000 people online, probably just about a dozen or so."

As the largest live streaming platform in the country, making it into the top ten for the number of live viewers definitely means you’re extremely cool.

After all, it’s like online novels, a few thousand subscribers make one tier, over ten thousand another, and over thirty thousand is without saying in the divine-level tier.

"Ah, I never expected to actually meet such a famous broadcaster in real life," Mi Xiu sighed, then found a cleaner place to sit down. She hugged her knees and whispered, "I used to know a broadcaster with tens of thousands of viewers when I first joined the live streaming world. I wanted to co-host with him. Guess what Brother Hao? That guy actually told me it’d cost five thousand per session, cash, swipe the card."

Wang Hao: "..."

Damn, are they seriously this arrogant with just tens of thousands of viewers?!

Five thousand just to co-host once?

"Come on, five thousand for such a trivial matter?" Wang Hao immediately scoffed, "Don’t worry, watch your brother bring in the viewers. It’s just live streaming, I know this stuff!"

Actually, after having interacted with Mi Xiu for the past few days, Wang Hao had a pretty good impression of her.

She was pretty, that’s for sure, but the key was that she had a very nice personality, very cute, and also very independent, not like other broadcasters who only eat by their looks and body—of course, using innate female advantages like acting cute and coy occasionally is totally fine.

Moreover, the most critical was the feeling of that steamed bun dough earlier...

Ah, forget it, taking advantage deserves a bit of compensation, anyway, in my past life, I watched plenty of live streams, game live streams, gourmet live streams, outdoor live streams, what not? This is easy!

Wang Hao directly snatched Mi Xiu’s phone and said to the live room with a smile, "Hello, dear viewers, I’m Wang Hao. People on the street usually call me Brother Hao. Today, I’m going to live stream a wilderness survival for you all and show you what being truly capable is!"

"Brother Hao is awesome! We want to see a face-slapping live!"

"Yes, yes, yes, a face-slapping live! But Brother Hao, you’re up against a top broadcaster, look at that guy’s size, can you handle him?"

"Brother Hao, you must protect the goddess! I give you twelve likes! As long as you dominate today, I’ll send you ten Rockets!"

"Thank you for your support," Wang Hao laughed in response to the viewers’ comments, "I’ll go get ready now. The main issue today is that I didn’t bring enough equipment, but that’s no problem, just keep watching, folks, and see how Brother Hao survives in the wild without any equipment on me!"

In the live streaming room—

"666666666666666666, just loving Brother Hao’s dead-serious nonsense!"

"Brother Hao, can you even do it? Just with your bare hands, at most you’ve got a lighter on you, right? How can you survive in the wild that way?"

"Yeah, Brother Hao, if you can’t handle it, don’t force it. Why don’t you bring the goddess back to the city now, and we’ll still support your streaming whatever you do!"

Damn it, you just don’t believe me when I’m telling the truth, huh?

"Looking down on Brother Hao, are we?" Wang Hao chuckled, "What do we need tools for in wilderness survival? Wouldn’t that just make people laugh their heads off? Just watch me!"

Wang Hao said as he went into the woods to look for something.

Mi Xiu was watching with absolutely no confidence—they both hadn’t brought anything with them today. She only had a small bag with some lipstick, tissues, a wallet, and the like, while Brother Hao had even less to mention, just a phone, keys, and some cash, plus cigarettes and a lighter. In total, that’s all they had, and now they were about to live stream their wilderness survival, up against that top streamer...

"Mi Xiu, are you ready?" Wang Hao’s voice came from the forest. "You show everyone the environment first, then get ready for Brother’s magnificent entrance!"

"Okay!" Mi Xiu responded and officially began the live stream on wilderness survival.

She slowly panned the camera around to show the surroundings—a stunning forest scene, a silent jungle, the purest paradise away from the human world. It had stood there since the beginning of time, nurturing the land for millions of years. Especially the small lake nearby, with water so clear and transparent, the sound of flowing water, and occasional frogs leaping into it, the entire scene was unbelievably beautiful; it seemed like a single screenshot would be enough for a high-definition desktop wallpaper.

The live stream audience suddenly felt like they were watching a documentary blockbuster—the previous outdoor streams paled in comparison. Indeed, it is in the wild that the human spirit is truly stirred!

"Come to welcome Brother, Brother is here!" Wang Hao’s voice rang out from the forest, and Mi Xiu quickly turned the camera towards him.

Soon, a figure appeared in the frame—it was Brother Hao, half-dressed for battle!

At that moment, Wang Hao had a big branch as thick as an arm over his shoulder, which looked very straight and clearly had been processed, with a sharpened tip that glinted dazzlingly in the sunlight.

He also wore a wreath made from branches on his head, saucily adorned with two wildflowers, and with a foxtail grass in his mouth, radiating a flamboyant allure!

After taking off his shirt, he revealed two chest muscles that weren’t very bulked up, along with his well-defined six-pack abs. At this point, Wang Hao was on par with Sylvester Stallone or Schwarzenegger himself—aside from being slightly smaller in stature, no one could pick out even the smallest flaw.

He was like the emperor of this forest; Tarzan of the Apes was the perfect description for him.

Mi Xiu was so shocked that her eyes were wide open and mouth agape, and the live stream chat was flooded with "666"!

"Not spamming 6 would be insufficient to express our respect for the streamer!"

"It’s all about 9s now, 999!"

"666, blindingly handsome!"

"Hero, where did you get this outfit? Can I buy it on Taobao?"

"Officer, there’s a man showing off here, hurry and arrest him!"

Wang Hao, grinning, walked up to Mi Xiu, placed another wreath on her, and then asked with a grin, "How about it? Is Brother cool today?"

"Cool!" Mi Xiu bashfully nodded her head, "Absolutely dashing!"

"That’s right," Wang Hao said proudly, giving himself a thumbs-up, "in a moment you’ll see what it means to be unrivaled in courage and unstoppable in coolness!"

At this point, the audience in the live stream was filled with anticipation, and just at that moment, Zhao Jun’s voice rang out again!

"Dear viewers," Zhao Jun walked towards the lake while flaunting his ostentatious prose, "the azure sky in this early autumn season is spotless and crystal clear. In the distance, a grove has been dyed golden by the western wind, bright and dazzling, with touches of red intermingled within the charming gold, a beauty so captivating. Clouds tinged with the hues of dawn reflected on the clear lake surface, with rugged waves adding color to the drifting clouds, an extraordinary splendor indeed!"