Divine Lucky Star
Chapter 490 - 489 You Dogs Are Not Cute at All!

Chapter 490: Chapter 489 You Dogs Are Not Cute at All!

Wang Hao finished speaking, and everyone present was shocked!

Damn, that tactic was way too cunning, even giving a gift required such a convoluted strategy?

In the livestream room—

"Holy crap, Brother Hao’s schemes are deep!"

"233333333, when it comes to tactics, Brother Hao is king!"

"The city’s tactics are too deep, I’m going back to the countryside!"

After listening, the dog dealer obviously didn’t know what to do.

Truth be told, he was considering beating up this young man who came to disrupt the scene, but after hearing what he said...

"This guy is untouchable! He’s unfathomably shrewd!" The dog dealer felt like his outlook on life had been refreshed. "Someone who can talk about such an impressive gifting tactic must be no ordinary person! This guy is untouchable!"

Thinking thus, he hurriedly signaled to the people around him with his eyes and suddenly burst into laughter, saying, "Hey, I didn’t realize you were such a savvy guy! You’re right, this dog can’t just be sold to any ordinary person. People who don’t understand Tibetan Mastiffs absolutely can’t have one, lest they ruin it, right?"

"Exactly," Wang Hao said with a grin, nodding, "Boss, your animal requires someone knowledgeable. If we’re just looking for a pet for companionship, that wouldn’t be appropriate."

"Right, right, right," the dog dealer nodded incessantly, "What kind of dog are you folks looking to buy? I’ll introduce you to some, guaranteeing the lowest price!"

"Ah, you’re too kind," said Wang Hao, who had just been at sword’s point with the man and now acted like they were old friends who hadn’t seen each other for years. He waved his hand, "We’re just looking around; you go ahead and stay busy!"

After saying that, he turned and walked away.

He left so casually that it shocked the viewers in the livestream room!

"Brother Hao," at this point, Zhao Rongjia had also started calling Wang Hao Brother Hao, "where did you learn all these tactics? You’re amazing! I’ve really had an eye-opener today!"

"Do you even need to ask? Just watch and think more," Wang Hao winked at Zhao Rongjia, chuckling, "Otherwise, how do you think Tibetan Mastiffs became so expensive? A dog for three hundred thousand, are you kidding? With so many people running breeding farms, calligraphy and painting institutes, collecting Pu’er tea and orchids, is it really just for a hobby? Is befriending celebrities really just for fandom? Is learning qigong from a master really just for health? It’s all about the profit chain, dear!"

"Lesson learned, lesson learned," Zhao Rongjia gave Wang Hao a knowing look, then said, "So what dog are we looking at next? We really can’t just buy a Tibetan Mastiff on a whim. Brother Hao, why don’t you recommend one? I need a big dog but not one that’s too aggressive; don’t want it biting the old man at home."

"Big dogs," Wang Hao pondered, then said, "I think an Alaskan wouldn’t be bad..."

Actually, the three of them hadn’t really done anything, just discussing which dog might be best to buy. But just then, they suddenly heard a tremendous barking coming from a corner of the Dog Market, and they all looked over, which nearly made their hair stand on end in fright!

They saw, somehow, a great pack of dogs had suddenly burst out of their cages and instantly started causing mayhem within the Dog Market!

"Woof woof woof—!!!"

"Awoo awoo awoo—!!!"

"Awooo—!!!!!!"

Over a hundred large dogs, what was to be done when they burst out of their cages?!

Wang Hao: "..."

Damn, I knew nothing good would come out of today’s mess!

"What are you standing there for, run!" Wang Hao grabbed Mi Xiu and started sprinting. Zhao Rongjia was stunned; he exclaimed and began to run even faster than Wang Hao, shouting as he ran, "Brother Hao, my phone number is 139xxxxxxxx! Make sure you remember it, let’s keep in touch by phone!"

"Woof woof woof!"

At that moment, the entire Dog Market erupted into chaos with the barking of dogs, the shouts of people, and the crashing of cages, all blending into tumultuous disorder!

"Damn it, I knew something bad was going to happen today," Wang Hao grumbled as he ran. "Before it was just one dog, and now it’s escalated to a whole pack!"

The audience in the live stream were dumbfounded: "Holy shit, is this turning into a battle between humans and animals?!" "Don’t let Brother Hao get away; he looks the tastiest!" "High-energy warning ahead!"

Now with this huge commotion of dogs, the live stream viewers who loved a good spectacle were delighted, cackling and calling their friends—"Come watch, come watch, the host is being chased by dogs!" "It’s a man vs. beast battle, something you don’t see every day! If you miss this village, you won’t find this shop again!"

In just a blink of an eye, the number of people in the live stream room shot up by a thousand, breaking the five-thousand mark!

"Brother Hao! Let’s get in the car and hide!" Mi Xiu shouted as she ran. "It’s safe in the car, once we get in, we won’t be afraid of all these dogs!"

"Good idea!" Wang Hao, pulling Mi Xiu along, started sprinting like mad. But that’s when he realized that Mi Xiu’s high heels meant she couldn’t run fast even if he pulled her along!

"I told you your outfit wasn’t going to cut it today!" Never mind that, Wang Hao hoisted Mi Xiu onto his back and dashed off, saying, "Just bear with it for now, we’ll be okay as soon as we get into the car..."

Ah, but speaking of which, Mi Xiu’s long white legs felt pretty nice—so white and slender...

Hmm, her chest is pretty substantial too, feeling solid against his back...

Actually, at that moment, Wang Hao was rather enjoying himself. But his enjoyment didn’t last long...

How could he not admit he was jinxed today, when plans can never keep up with changes—right in front of him, surrounding that Wuling Hongguang, there were at least twenty large breed dogs waiting, ready to pounce on Wang Hao, the free deluxe lunch delivery!

Wang Hao: "..."

How the hell am I supposed to deal with this?!

"Run!" Without a second thought, Wang Hao, carrying Mi Xiu on his back, turned and bolted! Damn it, did my earlier talk about Tibetan Mastiffs get all you mutts pissed off at me?!

But that’s not right, I also talked about Hachiko, you guys aren’t cute at all!

"Woof woof woof—!!!"

"Arroo arroo arroo—!!!"

"Awoo—!!!!"

A whole bunch of dogs barked furiously and charged at him, specifically targeting Wang Hao!

Chows, Samoyeds, Border Collies, Schnauzers, you name it—it was a complete smorgasbord! And it wasn’t just them; there were Pekingeses, Chihuahuas, and Papillons joining in the ruckus too!

Wang Hao glanced back and saw two Huskies amidst the pack of dogs!

Goddamnit, every other dog was organized and disciplined in their charge, and you damned Huskies just had to join in the chaos?!

In that instant, Wang Hao felt a desolate sense of tragedy as if he were a tiger brought low, surrounded by hounds. And as if that weren’t enough, even the three stooges of the sled dog world had to come and kick him while he was down! Life just couldn’t get any worse!

There was no choice, although Wang Hao’s body was now genetically modified and all kinds of awesome, carrying someone on his back was still a bit of a hassle, especially when there was a pack of local mutts teaming up on the road. A head-to-head run simply wasn’t feasible. The immediate crisis called for another plan. Luckily, the area was hilly, so Wang Hao quickly had an idea!

"Hold tight!" He yelled as they neared a cliff by the side of the road. Without choosing his path, he carried Mi Xiu and plunged down the slope: "We need to find a place to hide first, we definitely can’t outrun them on the road! Let’s get into the forest and try to climb a tree!"

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The revisions to this book are extensive; it’s recommended to start re-reading from Chapter sixty to seventy as if it’s a new book, hehe.

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