Dimensional Hotel
Chapter 356 Long Hair Has Its Own Ideas

Chapter 356: Chapter 356 Long Hair Has Its Own Ideas

Sometimes, when too many chaotic doors open, incredibly reasonable but completely unexpected situations occur. Like the first day at work when I got dragged to Qianfeng Ling Mountain by my big nephew, only to be chased by Little Red Riding Hood through the valley and end up at the entrance of No. 66 Wutong Road. And when I looked up, there was the long-haired princess of Cloud Sea Immortal Mountain.

"I thought I bumped my head when I pushed open the door," said the long-haired princess, gulping down her drink behind the sofa. She barely lifted her head during a drinking break, saying, "I was just thinking how the scenery I see now after getting knocked out is pretty nice, with all the clouds and mist, looking like the Qianfeng Ling Mountain promo videos people share on Border Communication... Never thought it was really Qianfeng Ling Mountain?!"

Yu Sheng didn’t say anything, just watched this girl with a half-smile, finding her really interesting.

The long-haired princess didn’t care if anyone answered, gulped another sip of drink, and then turned her head: "Brother, did you move houses?"

"...You have quite the acceptance ability," Yu Sheng said, crying and laughing, "Isn’t it possible I just redirected my front door?"

The long-haired princess widened her eyes and pointed a finger at the living room window not far away: "The scenery outside has changed!"

"You observe well," Yu Sheng laughed, then waved a hand, "Just moved over for a few days, visiting a friend, and handling some, uh, business matters."

"Ah? Oh," the long-haired princess held her drink bottle, sat cross-legged on the sofa, looking as if she understood everything, "Is this the ’travel agency’ business model? Emmmm, a mobile office can also be a kind of mobile working... Great, I thought it was because Little Red Riding Hood said she wanted to move to a different planet, and you guys came early to scout for her..."

Yu Sheng couldn’t hold back anymore upon hearing Little Red Riding Hood mentioned again: "Speaking of, why are you still being chased by Little Red Riding Hood? Didn’t she delete everything from your phone?"

The long-haired princess sighed: "Because my cloud storage got discovered by her."

Yu Sheng: "Did you have to store a copy even in the cloud storage?!"

"I was afraid of losing it," the long-haired princess rolled her eyes, glanced at Yu Sheng sideways, "Just tell me if you kept a copy."

Yu Sheng: "That brings us back to the point..."

Just as he finished speaking, a familiar voice came from behind: "Brings us back to what?"

Yu Sheng turned his head, seeing a short-haired girl in a red jacket smiling at him and the long-haired princess nearby.

"Oh my—"

The long-haired princess let out a yelp and jumped up, turned into a golden lightning bolt darting towards the door, but was immediately intercepted by a phantom that appeared out of thin air, colliding solidly with a Shadow Wolf.

Little Red Riding Hood pressed her friend down on the sofa, her face full of helplessness: "You really are..."

Saying so, she lightly flipped over the sofa back and sat cross-legged on the sofa, then looked up at Yu Sheng again: "And you are..."

"A part of growing up," Yu Sheng said with a straight face, speaking with conviction, "Everyone has to go through three phases: writing youthful scar literature, being discovered for their youthful scar literature, and making peace with their youthful scar literature..."

Little Red Riding Hood: "Delete it."

Yu Sheng: "Alright."

The long-haired princess cautiously looked at Yu Sheng, then at Little Red Riding Hood, confirming she didn’t seem to be in any life-threatening danger, finally relaxed, and playfully used a tuft of golden hair to poke her friend’s arm: "Don’t be mad, take a look outside."

"Outside?" Little Red Riding Hood asked, puzzled, looking out the window, then she froze.

"We’re now at Qianfeng Ling Mountain!" The long-haired princess exaggeratedly raised her hand, loudly announcing, "Alien planet! Brother moved the house to Xuan Che’s hometown!"

Little Red Riding Hood was still staring out the window in a daze when she heard the long-haired princess, and it took two seconds before she came back to herself, her dull eyes gradually falling on Yu Sheng, a moment later she uttered: "Did you really move the house over?!"

Yu Sheng nodded: "Yes."

This time it was the long-haired princess’s turn to be surprised, she looked at Little Red Riding Hood and Yu Sheng, her eyes shifted: "Wait a minute... Little Red, you’ve known for a while?"

"I heard him mention it last time," Little Red Riding Hood said, pointing at Yu Sheng, then pointing outside the window, "But I didn’t think he’d actually do it."

"So you kept it from me, huh?" The long-haired princess pouted but clearly didn’t care much, instead laying on the sofa looking out the window, spacing out there, and then, nobody knew what she was thinking about, suddenly sat upright, "Oh! I have an idea..."

Erin suddenly turned her head: "Why does that sound so familiar?"

"Tell everyone the news?" The long-haired princess grabbed Little Red Riding Hood’s arm, her eyes shining brightly, "The kids at home have been planning a trip these days, Bai Xue and the others still worried about where to go, since while the valley has many fun places, it can’t really be called a trip out, and Boundary City doesn’t offer better surroundings than the valley—just now I saw a big platform outside, looks like a square, with a Cloud Sea on one side, mountains and water on the other, let’s invite everyone to come out and play!"

Little Red Riding Hood immediately got excited upon hearing this, looking at the scenic Immortal Mountain Cloud outside the window, her thoughts started to churn, so she turned to look at Yu Sheng.

Yu Sheng didn’t say anything—though he had a flash of insight after hearing Long Hair’s suggestion, as a mature and stable adult with sound values, he immediately realized another more serious problem.

"...Are we smuggling people across the border like this?"

Then the entire living room fell silent.

A moment later, Erin was the first to break the silence, the little puppet jumped right onto Yu Sheng’s neck, hugging his head: "You’re someone who opens doors randomly all the time, and you have this concept?"

"I’ve been reporting every door I open lately, okay!" Yu Sheng retorted righteously, "And what do you mean by randomly opening doors, every time I open a door it’s for a sufficient and justifiable reason, not to mention it’s different when I open a door alone compared to bringing dozens of people..."

Long Hair tugged on Yu Sheng’s sleeve: "But bro, we’re just going from the backyard to the front door, this can’t be called smuggling, right?"

Little Red Riding Hood reminded from the side, "But our backyard is in the Boundary Land, and the front door is at Qianfeng Ling Mountain..."

Long Hair thought for a moment and corrected, "If you put it that way, strictly speaking, the backyard is in the Exotic Realm Valley, the back door in the yard opens to the Boundary Land, and the front door is at No. 66 Wutong Road, the front yard is Qianfeng Ling Mountain."

Yu Sheng listened and widened his eyes: "...Oh wow, it seems like that’s true...how did things get so chaotic?"

"Ha, that’s what you get for glitching the system all the time," Erin, who was sitting on the armrest of the sofa, nearly fell off from laughing as they saw even Yu Sheng’s expression turn confused, "You’ve glitched yourself!"

Yu Sheng waved his hand: "Hold on, let me consult the person in charge over here."

Saying this, he took out his phone, found Wayward Disciple Four Thousand on Border Communication, and made a voice call.

The call was quickly connected, and the voice of True Man Yuanling soon came from the receiver: "Yu Sheng?"

"I have a little problem here," Yu Sheng got straight to the point, not bothering with formalities, "Didn’t I move my house to the Cloud Viewing Platform? Some kids at home want to come over to play, but they’re currently in the Boundary Land, no passports or permits; if they come directly to your place, is it considered smuggling? No customs, no border crossing, just pushing the door open from my house..."

There was silence on the other end of the call.

True Man Yuanling, a highly respected senior in the Immortal Realm, an excellent medical theoretical researcher, inheritor, and Medical Disturbance Explosion Fist Master, now faced a dilemma reminiscent of the Special Service Director in the Boundary Land.

But a master is a master, the True Man spoke again after a few seconds of silence: "First, this can be handled as a special case."

After a pause, he added the second part: "Secondly, it seems you didn’t do the paperwork when you came over, either."

Yu Sheng: "..."

He really had forgotten about that!

"Considering the special situation, no one has traversed boundaries in your way before; roads are made by walking," True Man Yuanling continued, with a hint of laughter in his voice, "It’s just a few kids coming to visit; I’m more than welcoming. Let them come, and I’ll send someone over later to register them. I’ll also give each kid a ’Guiding Jade Token’—to determine their location and ensure their safety, as it is necessary given my high and deep forests here."

"Thank you very much," Yu Sheng said happily, "I’ll have them wait at the Cloud Viewing Platform first."

"Alright," True Man Yuanling responded, then remembering something, asked an additional question, "By the way, how many kids are there at your place?"

"Over seventy," Yu Sheng quickly explained, "They’re not my biological kids, they’re from the orphanage, and I’m the ’head’ of the orphanage."

"Oh, so that’s it," True Man Yuanling sighed in relief, "I’ll send my disciples over then."

"Thanks, many thanks."

Yu Sheng expressed his gratitude repeatedly and then hung up the call, looking up at Little Red Riding Hood and Golden Retriever—the long-haired princess sitting cross-legged on the sofa, wrapping herself up, looking just like a golden retriever—with anticipation on their faces: "Alright, it’s all sorted."

Long Hair’s eyes lit up: "Can we go out and play now?"

"You can, but for now, you all have to gather at the Cloud Viewing Platform first—that’s the platform outside that’s as big as a plaza," Yu Sheng nodded, looking at Long Hair’s excited appearance and couldn’t help but nag, "Someone will come over to register you all, then everyone will receive a Guiding Jade Token, which should be something like a locator and temporary ID. Only after wearing it can you move freely, but even with that freedom, you need to follow the rules, alright? After all, this is someone else’s place; especially don’t wander into the deep forests recklessly, and don’t go to what looks like vegetable gardens, as that’s where the medicinal plants are. Don’t chase after wild animals; they might be the Beast Taming Peak disciples’ final assignments, or it could be a disciple of the Beast Taming Peak..."

Just as he said this, the long-haired princess was already a streak of yellow light that slipped down from the sofa to the staircase entrance, shouting while running: "Alright, alright, I got it! Bro, you’re as naggy as Red Hat..."