Detective Agency of the Bizarre
Chapter 771: 4. The Detective Agency with Only 1 Person

Chapter 771: 4. The Detective Agency with Only 1 Person

Perhaps this is Yang Chunxue’s way of solving problems.

Not great, but better than breaking someone’s legs.

Lu Li didn’t go in; he quietly stood outside the dimly lit door and listened.

“Oh… will he peek?” Shen Yuqiao lightly exclaimed, then murmured, “Coming in directly to see me, I wouldn’t say anything anyway.”

“What the heck? This is way too thrilling!” A voice butted in with a local dialect.

“Shut up! Get lost! Say another word and I’ll chop you up for firewood!” Yang Chunxue shouted angrily.

“I’ll go, I’ll go…” Dracula murmured obsequiously.

After a few seconds of silence, Yang Chunxue asked puzzledly, “What do you mean, you have a crush on him?!”

“Nope.”

“Then…”

“Being watched while in the bathroom isn’t a big deal.”

“Wha… I get it, you’re not normal either. Why am I, as a ghost, the most normal one here? Anyway, I’m telling you, he just loves peeking, claiming sneakiness is more thrilling. Don’t think it doesn’t matter; what’s more pathological is… he actually doesn’t have…”

“What?”

“Yeah, just like you imagined, Lu Lili… actually doesn’t have a little thing, he squats to pee and sometimes even wears a diaper… sob.” As Yang Chunxue spoke, she seemed to almost cry from heartache, speaking as if it were true.

“But I didn’t see any diapers around the Detective Agency.”

“Oh, how could anyone let others see such a thing, it’s so hard to talk about. I discovered it by chance since I was following him all the time.”

“No worries, I won’t look down on someone just because of a physical handicap.”

“Psst… You’re… Looks like I have to be honest now,” Yang Chunxue sucked in a cold breath.

“Actually, Lu Li—”

“Alright, let me say it.” Lu Li pushed the door open and entered.

“I didn’t say anything…” Yang Chunxue’s body stiffened, she mechanically turned around and sneaked into the bedroom, closing the never-closed door.

Click—

The closed bedroom door blocked Lu Li’s view of Yang Chunxue.

Retracting his gaze, Lu Li looked at the oil painting showing only the background, without any figures, and said to Shen Yuqiao, “Did you try to hang the oil painting somewhere else about two hours ago, while muttering ‘Why do I have goosebumps?'”

Shen Yuqiao was puzzled and shook her head in response, “No, I’ve been watching TV with Kong Nanqing.”

The content heard from the phone was fake, Lu Li had been deceived.

But it wasn’t all bad news, at least it meant Shen Yuqiao wasn’t yet influenced by the door.

She could still be saved.

Lu Li earnestly said, “Because I encountered some things, everyone around me would fall into extreme danger, so for your safety, from now on, you should try to stay away from me. It hasn’t implicated you yet, but if this continues, it will sooner or later.”

“Is it a ghost we can’t beat?” Shen Yuqiao’s eyes lit up.

“It’s not a ghost; it’s more unsolvable than what you imagine, I can’t even tell you.”

“A devil that can’t be named? Satan in real hell?” Shen Yuqiao guessed randomly.

Lu Li shook his head, “At least those two things won’t cause you trouble just because you mentioned them.”

“Then leaving is enough?”

“Hard to say.”

Before talking with Big Liu, Lu Li thought this world at most had some ghost creatures causing trouble, but after learning about the door, he realized how desperate this world is.

The door’s contagiousness is extremely terrifying; every person who comes into contact with it might get noticed and dragged into the abyss.

There’s almost no place to hide.

As for why Yang Chunxue hasn’t changed much after knowing these… perhaps because she’s quite dumb, unable to realize it, or simply doesn’t care because she’s been dead once.

“You must avoid strange diaries, strange pictures, strange writings, strange relics, strange videos, strange phone calls, strange invitations, strange places, and the strange whispers of strange people. In short, you should avoid everything that feels not quite right.”

“Seems really dangerous.” Shen Yuqiao nodded with newfound understanding, “I’ve never seen you say so much.”

Although her focus was odd, she did listen.

“Will we meet again?” She asked again.

“We will.” Lu Li replied, thought for a moment then added, “In fact, you only need to reduce contact with me and my belongings, other things are fine.”

Being with Yang Chunxue and the others wouldn’t infect Shen Yuqiao.

At least from Big Liu’s words, that’s how it seems.

“Then I’ll go say goodbye to the two Miss Ghosts.” Shen Yuqiao breathed a sigh of relief, she transitioned from a Detective Agency staff to a friend of its staff. Though she couldn’t stay here all day, she could still visit often.

Shen Yuqiao walked into the bedroom, and soon the chatter of three women was heard inside.

Yang Chunxue asked her what she would do next, Shen Yuqiao replied she’d come visit them when free, and along the way, search for new supernatural incidents.

Listening to their conversation, Lu Li pondered. Clearly, Shen Yuqiao wouldn’t give up; instead of allowing her to stumble around in danger, it’d be better to introduce her to the ‘Health and Happiness Every Day’ organization that he previously contacted.

But before that, Lu Li needs to first understand the organization’s situation.

A few minutes later, the only normal person in the Detective Agency, Shen Yuqiao, left.

The term ‘normal’ here refers to constitution.

“I thought you would break her legs.” Yang Chunxue came over teasingly, “But instead, you talked sense and sent her away.”

“There aren’t many people connected to me; she’s one of them. I need to make sure she avoids danger.” Lu Li replied seriously.

“Okay, okay, I was just saying, no need to take me seriously.” Yang Chunxue waved her hand, Lu Li like this is quite interesting, but staying that way constantly would become boring; he should lighten up occasionally.

“Speaking of, when do you plan to tell Kong Nanqing about this?”

“Not for now, there’s no need to involve her.”

Kong Nanqing suffered a lot, her cause of death is still unknown, her grievances remain, it isn’t necessarily a bad thing for her to return to a normal life. It isn’t suitable to disturb her again.

Lu Li put the voice recorder into the drawer and said to Yang Chunxue, “Get ready, we’re heading out.”

“Where to?”

He didn’t answer but walked to the oil painting and tapped lightly on it.

“Coming, coming, what’s up, brother?”

The reply came from far to near, and Dracula’s figure emerged from the corner of the oil painting.

“Watch the house when I’m away.”

“Rest assured, leave it to me. Just the… um…” it became bashful all of a sudden.

Lu Li tilted his head: “Chunxue, place it on the sofa positioned to see the TV.”

Behind him, Yang Chunxue raised her chin, pinched her nose, and snapped her fingers, as yin energy dragged the oil painting onto the sofa.

Dracula’s expression became spirited, “Rest assured, if any intruder comes, I’ll show him what’s called Jinmen’s best!”

Lu Li didn’t say anything, took out the Spiritual Guide from his arms, and turned to Yang Chunxue to answer her initial question.

“To find someone.”