Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 996 - 470: Making Friends Over Wine_3

Chapter 996: Chapter 470: Making Friends Over Wine_3

"Hey brother, would you dare to compete with me in a drinking contest?"

Wu Sanlang issued the challenge.

"Why wouldn’t I dare?"

Lin Baici smiled slightly.

"Awesome!"

Wu Sanlang applauded.

"Brother Wu Jia, how about I go first?"

A voice interrupted Wu Sanlang.

Wu Sanlang turned around and saw that the speaker was a handsome young man.

"I am Shen Nan from Guangdong Capital, and I love making friends over drinks!" Shen Nan bowed with his fists clasped.

"This kid just lost a round and definitely wants to win it back!" Xia Hongyao analyzed. For a proud genius, it’s unacceptable to be behind others.

Lin Baici didn’t mind, if the other party was willing to go up, then let him.

"Haha, awesome!"

Wu Sanlang let Lin Baici go and grabbed the wine jar and a black-glazed wine bowl. He approached Shen Nan.

Scooping the wine, passing the bowl.

Shen Nan took it, drank it all in one gulp, and did not spill a single drop.

"Generous, awesome!"

Wu Sanlang laughed heartily and also drank a bowl himself.

No nonsense, no scheming, Shen Nan just steadily drank one bowl after another with Wu Sanlang.

Until they reached the eighteenth bowl.

"Brother, what a capacity!"

Wu Sanlang bowed his hands, "If fate allows, we shall continue another time!"

Whoa!

In the corridor, the watching examiners gasped in astonishment.

That phrase from this monster meant that Shen Nan had passed.

Shen Nan nodded and smiled, very gentlemanly.

"It seems drinking eighteen bowls is enough!"

Xia Hongyao crossed her arms, steadied herself, as her alcohol tolerance was also not bad.

"That Li Bo, who was hung up, drank more than eighteen bowls!" Liu Langqing frowned.

"He was penalized with drinks, so according to Wu Sanlang, he probably needs to drink thirty-six bowls!" Lin Baici explained.

Wu Sanlang grabbed his wine jar and walked towards Lin Baici.

...

In the control room, Xie Yangchun nodded in approval of Shen Nan’s performance.

"Shen Nan must have a Divine Grace related to alcohol!" Pan Yunxiang commented.

Even a God Hunter with excellent physical condition, after drinking eighteen bowls of yellow wine, would not be drunk but would vomit, certainly facing a few punches.

Pan Yunxiang was just intimidating the examiners, unbreakable pollution protection, after being beaten, no one would dare sting.

But Shen Nan managed it.

"It’s Lin Baici’s turn now!" Zhang Hao was indifferent to Shen Nan, just wanted to see Lin Baici’s performance.

She really hoped Lin Baici would get drunk, then stripped naked and hung up.

She bore no malice, she purely wanted to see Lin Baici’s body and gather a piece of dirt on him, to tease him later.

...

[Make friends with wine, eighteen bowls to show true feelings!]

[No vomiting, if you throw up, you’ll be beaten, the more you vomit, the harsher the beating!]

[No getting drunk, if you get drunk, you will be stripped naked and hung up for all to see.]

[Drink thirty-six bowls, Wu Sanlang will grant you a small request.]

[Hit Wu Sanlang with a punch, and you’ll be one part drunk, after ten punches, you’ll be completely out!]

[The wine jar isn’t empty, Wu Sanlang will not die.]

[Defeat Wu Sanlang, and you can obtain a Divine Grace named ’Make Friends with Wine!’]

[When you propose a toast, no one can block your toast.]

Eater God made these points all in one go.

Lin Baici had already encountered many bizarre rule contaminations, but he still found this one interesting, especially the last part about "making friends over drinks." Wouldn’t he be invincible at the drinking table from now on? Who could outdrink him?

Lin Baici furrowed his brows.

This rule contamination was more than likely summoned by Pan Yunxiang’s Taboo things. If Lin Bai killed Brother Wu Jia and obtained the Divine Grace, Pan Yunxiang would probably be furious.

But he couldn’t care less.

Let’s do this!

Liu Langqing and Auntie saw Brother Wu Jia approaching and stepped back, letting Lin Baici step forward, while Du Ke couldn’t handle the pressure and retreated even further.

Brother Wu Jia noticed and immediately glared at Liu Langqing and Auntie, but since they were women, he refrained from making trouble with them and turned his stare to Du Ke.

"What’s the meaning of you retreating, Bird Man? Do you look down on me?" Brother Wu Jia snorted coldly.

"I—" Du Ke looked at Lin Baici.

"You can’t escape drinking!" Lin Baici whispered a reminder.

"Brother Wu Jia, it’s just that my legs are uncomfortable, no other intentions, come, let’s drink!" Du Ke forced a smile and reached for the wine bowl.

Slap!

Brother Wu Jia slapped Du Ke’s hand away and splashed the wine in the bowl on Du Ke’s face: "You Bird Man, do not deserve to drink with me!"

Du Ke’s face turned green, utterly embarrassed.

"Kneel and mimic a dog barking three times, and grandpa will spare your life!" Brother Wu Jia rebuked.

Du Ke suddenly clenched his teeth and lunged at Brother Wu Jia.

He’d rather take a beating than bark like a dog, or else he’d never be able to hold his head high at the safety bureau again.

Ah!

Du Ke exhaled and shouted loudly, stepping forward and punching towards Brother Wu Jia.

Liu Langqing and Auntie wanted to remind Du Ke to aim for his wine jar first, but afraid of being shunned by Brother Wu Jia and losing the chance to drink, they kept silent.

Du Ke was somewhat clever, seemingly attacking Brother Wu Jia fiercely, but as his fist nearly reached him, he suddenly kicked out like a lance, aiming for the wine jar.

Brother Wu Jia raised his arm and blocked.

Bang! Bang!

He easily blocked Du Ke’s attack.

Du Ke was not discouraged and continued his fierce assault.

Brother Wu Jia, holding a big wine jar, fought with Du Ke. No matter how they maneuvered, not a drop of wine spilled from the jar.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The two exchanged blows nonstop.

Du Ke felt dizzy, as if he had drunk a lot of baijiu, and by the tenth punch that hit Brother Wu Jia, he suddenly rolled his eyes and fell to the ground with a thud, passing out drunk.

Du Ke started snoring lightly.

"What the hell?" Everyone was taken aback.

How did he suddenly lose?

Brother Wu Jia stripped Du Ke, hung him from the ceiling, then approached Lin Baici without a word, scooped a bowl of yellow wine, and handed it over.

Lin Baici activated Wine Pool Meat Forest while taking the black-glazed bowl and drank it all, and then without waiting for Brother Wu Jia to encourage him to drink more, started pouring for himself.

Splash!

Glug! Glug! Glug!

"Brother is generous!" Brother Wu Jia laughed heartily and joined in the drinking.

One bowl! Two bowls!

...

Xia Hongyao and the others silently counted, and soon, Lin Baici had drunk eighteen bowls without a hitch.

"That’s enough!" Xia Hongyao cheered and then rubbed her hands together, ready to go, but realized Lin Baici hadn’t stopped and was still drinking.

"What’s going on?" Liu Langqing and Auntie were puzzled, but High Ponytail understood.

"My Little Linzi has found a way to break it!" Xia Hongyao covered her mouth with her small hand, joyously boasting to the others.