Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 987 - 468: Haunted Apartment, Test Begins_2

Chapter 987: Chapter 468: Haunted Apartment, Test Begins_2

Du Ke muttered a curse under his breath, feeling a bit annoyed.

These big sisters were clearly treating him like he was invisible.

Du Ke really wanted to shout, "Hey, I’m not ugly, okay? The scholarly cutie-puppy-dog look is pretty popular now."

Everyone introduced themselves.

When Du Ke heard Xia Hongyao’s name, he was shocked: "You’re Xia Hongyao?"

"Yep!"

High Ponytail didn’t think too much of it, as she, thanks to her sister, was also the center of attention at the Security Bureau.

"..."

Du Ke glanced at High Ponytail’s Big Bear, almost unable to hold back from asking, "Are your sister’s as big too?"

If they were, that would be perfect.

"Let’s eat, let’s eat—chat while we eat!"

Xia Hongyao was very happy, as she could make some new friends.

The cafeteria food was plentiful; it was just that Lin Baici and the others had arrived early, so there weren’t many people around.

"How confident are you guys about the written test?"

Xia Hongyao grabbed a steam basket full of buns, dipping them in vinegar to eat. She was a bit panicked, mainly because coming in last would make it really difficult to recruit teammates in the future.

"Crazy Captain Pan, who knows what got into him. We never had this kind of assessment before!"

The elegant lady with big wavy hair, Liu Langqing, seemed to be chewing not on a chicken leg but instead on Pan Yunxiang’s thigh bone.

When this topic came up, nobody was very keen.

Where there’s an assessment, there’ll be rankings, and it naturally sorts out who’s at the top and who’s at the bottom. Everyone’s coming here, not just on their own behalf but also representing their divisions’ reputation.

Never mind coming in last; even a middle ranking wouldn’t be sufficient.

After dinner, they all walked back, and when they reached the third floor, Lin Baici and Du Ke were ready to say goodbye and return to their rooms when Liu Langqing called out to them.

"It’s boring anyway tonight, why not come up and play?"

Du Ke wanted to go; he was about to politely decline and then accept, when he saw that Liu Langqing’s gaze was on Lin Baici.

Alright,

It was clear that she was aiming for Lin Baici.

When the sisters heard this, they instantly became interested.

"Bai Ci, come play cards!"

"Are you sure it’s just cards? Nothing else?"

"What else could it be? Are you thinking what I’m thinking?"

The sisters teased and mocked, not paying any attention to Du Ke.

First, Du Ke looked youthful—a newbie with no status.

Second, he was just average-looking, so the sisters weren’t interested.

Third, their job required them to purify pollutants and face life and death regularly, so in everyday life, they tended to do what they wanted without much regard for others’ feelings.

"No thanks, I want to sleep!"

Lin Baici declined with a smile.

"What time is it to be sleeping? Plus, I’ve never seen a God Hunter lacking sleep!"

Liu Langqing grabbed Lin Baici’s arm and dragged him upstairs, and a redhead madam also reached out to grab Lin Baici.

"Umm..."

Liu Langqing wanted to call out Du Ke’s name but totally forgot it: "Won’t you come play too?"

Du Ke wanted to join, but with thin skin and seeing the sisters were after Lin Baici, he didn’t want to impose.

Damn it,

Being handsome means doing whatever you want!

Lin Baici was dragged to the fourth floor.

As soon as they entered the room, the bold sisters took off their jackets. One aunty with big eyes, around forty, was especially fierce, stripping off her wool sweater to just an undershirt.

"..."

The room filled with various scents of perfume mixed together, assaulting their nostrils. Lin Baici felt like he’d entered the Spider’s Den.

"Come on, play cards!"

Liu Langqing pulled out a pack of playing cards, ready to play and fish for information from Lin Baici.

She wanted to know some details about the Pusan Trip.

[Too bad, big sis who’s had an abortion, you’re not worthy of being on your menu!]

[But she’s got some good driving skills; enjoy a ride!]

Eater God commented.

[Aunty’s great, aunty’s superb, give aunty a squeeze and watch her squeal.]

[Even at forty, but knows how to pamper!]

[Occasional fast food is not a bad distraction!]

Lin Baici glanced at the aunty who took off her shirt.

The aunty was quite perceptive and immediately looked over.

"Tsck tsck, Little Linzi, you actually like this type?"

Liu Langqing teased.

Lin Baici played for an hour before making an excuse to leave. He returned to his room and saw Du Ke reading "Computer Programming" seriously.

"How was the fun?"

Du Ke sniffed; Lin Baici had several kinds of perfume on him.

Damn it,

did an inparty kick off already?

Envy!

"Just played a few rounds of poker!"

Lin Baici, after washing up, lay on the bed and responded to messages.

Tea Sister, Hua Yue Yu, and Jin Ying Zhen all made video calls to chat with Lin Baici.

Du Ke completely lost interest in his book and stealthily observed Lin Baici in shock.

Chatting with several girls in one night,

This has to be what a playa does, right?

Damn it!

Envy!

Du Ke took out his phone, and as soon as Lin Baici hung up, he leaned in, "God-level Bro, could you teach me some flirting skills?"

"..."

Lin Baici smiled wryly, I’ve got no skills—it’s them flirting with me!

After chatting with Du Ke for a bit, Lin Baici went to bed.

Moonlight poured down, casting frost à la Li Bai, and the occasional crow caw added to the chill of the late night.

Lin Baici fell into a dream where he became a pirate king, dominating the seven seas, plundering all his life, amassing an unimaginable fortune, until he kidnapped a princess named Jin Ying Zhen.

That stirred up a hornet’s nest, and the royal navy dispatched Commander Gu Qingqiu to lead a fleet of 12 large sailing ships to besiege Lin the Sea King.

Boom! Boom!

The cannons roared, explosive shells whistled through the air, puncturing masts, smashing decks, and taking the lives of many sailors.