Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 905 - 444: Counting the Spoils of War, Head-wrapped Woman Reappears!

Chapter 905: Chapter 444: Counting the Spoils of War, Head-wrapped Woman Reappears!

"Don’t be hasty!"

Lin Baici let Kim Myungjin come in and sit down, pouring her a glass of water, "Where are your mom’s bodyguards?"

"My mom gave them a holiday!"

Jin Enxi’s bodyguards totaled three teams, twelve people, with four in each team, rotating shifts—one team on duty, one on standby, and one resting.

Kim Myungjin didn’t know what got into her mom this time, she had actually given all three teams of bodyguards holidays.

This unusual behavior also made the Goryeo girl suspect that something might have happened to her mom.

"I’ll go back with you!"

Lin Baici was not comfortable letting Kim Myungjin go alone: "You should let your family check first!"

"My uncle definitely won’t care, he’d be happy if my mom disappeared. I called my grandfather, the maid said he is still severely ill, bedridden, and not taking calls."

Kim Myungjin frowned, "That shouldn’t be right, you had already purified the curse from his body!"

"There might be other reasons?"

Lin Baici patted Kim Myungjin’s shoulder, "It’s better to rely on ourselves than others, hurry and book the tickets, let’s catch the earliest train back to Hancheng today!"

"What happened?"

Gu Qingqiu came over, just in time to catch that sentence.

"Myungjin’s mom might be in trouble, I’m planning to go back immediately!"

Lin Baici explained.

"Then let’s go together!"

Gu Qingqiu turned and left: "I’ll go inform the others!"

"I’ll have the hotel book the tickets, we’ll leave in half an hour!"

Kim Myungjin hugged Lin Baici tightly: "Oppa, thank you!"

"Of course!"

The Goryeo girl hurried away to prepare for the trip, and Lin Baici was no longer in the mood to browse the Origin Forum, deciding to organize his equipment first.

He took out the Antler Bone Flute from his pocket and blew forcefully twice.

Lin Baici was staying in the most luxurious presidential suite, which was very spacious, but it seemed cramped and tight when the reindeer pulling the sleigh came out.

No choice, the reindeer was just too big, especially since it was carrying two huge drum-like bags.

Lin Baici walked over and patted its head first.

Gurgle!

Lin Baici’s stomach immediately growled, feeling hungry.

"There must be something good in this bag!"

Lin Baici opened the right-side leather carry-on.

The items inside were neatly organized according to category.

There were dozens of cans of various canned foods, bottled water, a medical kit, a toolbox...

Lin Baici rummaged through them and found two backpacks, containing some spare clothes.

"So Xia Qila also wears underwear!"

Lin Baici had thought that the Great Shaman, wearing eagle feathers and cloaks in the style of indigenous tribes, would either go commando or wear leather underwear underneath.

He looked at a few very unconservative pieces of underwear, planning to throw them away when he got home so as not to let hotel housekeeping staff mistakenly take it in the trashcan.

"[Beauty is human nature!]"

"[The green underwear is a Taboo thing, wear it when you’re feeling down and gloomy, and it will quickly dispel the darkness in your heart, making you happy and keep you smiling all day!]"

"[A smile makes you ten years younger, and by wearing it frequently, it can slightly increase your lifespan and reduce the chance of illness.]"

"[It’s highly effective against depression!]"

"[The only problem is that there is a certain chance you might want to run around in only your underwear on the streets, so it’s recommended to use it in less populated areas like suburbs or the countryside!]"

Eater God’s commentary.

Lin Baici found the pair of underwear that Eater God mentioned and took a look.

The fabric was great, and it felt nice!

It was just a pity, for women!

Lin Baici couldn’t wear it.

"[Shallow, who says men can’t wear these things?]"

"[Please respect the fetish, okay?]"

"..."

Lin Baici ignored Eater God’s words and stowed the underwear separately,

This was a great find!

Even for a wealthy God Hunter, there would still be troubles, and he could use it to dispel them when the time came.

Camping lamps, Pony stool, crowbar...

Was this fireman’s axe for self-defense? The dried blood on it looked a bit scary.

The fireman’s axe was painted red, over a meter long, and curved, making it very suitable to hold with both hands.

"[It’s called Ghostbusters, and as long as you hold it, Evil Spirit Ghosts will fear you and keep their distance.]"

"[No skull can withstand its cleave!]"

"[Holding it, your heart will be filled with a destructive desire to cleave ghosts and exorcise spirits, longing to kill those things whether alive or already dead.]"

"[In haunted houses, old castles, abandoned ranches... and other ghost-prone places, your combat ability will randomly double, and you’ll have an extremely sharp sense of these things.]"

"[Hello baby, I see you, don’t run!]"

Lin Baici grabbed it and swung it forcefully a few times, feeling very suitable for exerting strength, and scariest of all, when he gripped the handle of the axe, a cold breeze whistled, penetrating his body.

The surroundings became chilly, and Lin Baici felt as if he had opened his spiritual eye and could see things he previously couldn’t.

The feeling was quite eerie!

Lin Baici dropped the axe and turned the carry-on over again before going to the right side and opening another one.

Gurgle!

The hunger intensified.

Inside the carry-on, there was a black long rectangular wooden box, similar to a whole carton of cigarettes, but wider and taller, with various patterns depicted on it.

The Eiffel Tower, Big Ben, the Great Wall, the Parthenon, the Pyramid, the Leaning Tower of Pisa...

Lin Baici recognized them as iconic buildings from various countries and regions.

"What’s inside this box?"

Lin Baici was curious as he saw a cylindrical mechanical password lock on the box, which was made up of six copper rings linked together.