Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 794 - 395: Girl Group Roadshow, Let’s Have a Drink!_1

Chapter 794: Chapter 395: Girl Group Roadshow, Let’s Have a Drink!_1

"I thought it was someone with quite the entourage, turns out it’s just Lee what’s-the-pig!"

Huang Jinxiang came over, laughing heartily with a tone full of mockery, and then respectfully apologized to Lin Baici: "God Lin, I am sorry to have alarmed you!"

"Who do you say we should butcher first?"

Huang Jinxiang’s gaze, seething with killing intent, prowled over the four Koreans as if they were lambs to the slaughter.

Lee Seongsoo glanced at Huang Jinxiang, a man he recognized as one of Nine Dragons Hall’s elite masters, probably only slightly weaker than himself.

To think, he actually regarded the Nine States Man as the leader to follow.

"Who are you calling a pig?"

Kim Jinsoo bellowed.

"In Goryeo, can someone with a bad brain also become a God Hunter?"

Li Yintong had quite the venomous tongue.

In fact, both Huang Jinxiang and Tai Mei were not to be trifled with, but for the sake of clinging to Lin Baici’s coattails, they presented themselves in a servile manner. If they were with others, they would assume the posture of the strong.

"Everybody calm down, take it easy!"

Quan Sangin stood between both groups, first clasping his hands together to bow to Lin Baici: "God Lin, please do me this favor!"

After speaking, Quan Sangin faced Lee Seongsoo with earnest urging, "Group Leader Lee, if you can leave God’s ruins alive, you’ll know my words were true!"

"Can we talk about any grievances after we leave, okay?"

Kim Jinsoo felt Quan Sangin was boosting others’ morale and diminishing his own prestige, and erupted in anger, "Asiba, what are you saying? Who can’t leave God’s ruins? I’ll absolutely return with full rewards!"

"Haha!"

Tai Mei laughed uproariously. If they hadn’t run into Lin Baici, this little team might indeed have been able to return, but now?

Just wait for death!

"You sure talk a lot!"

Lin Baici had just now taken on four by himself, unafraid, and now with a few more helpers, he was even more fearless. He gripped the hilt of his sword tightly, ready to cut Zheng Shuen’s throat.

But just at that moment, members of the girl group who had finished a fiery dance ran over with flyers in hand.

"Oppa, please support us!"

Although the quintuplets looked alike and wore the same promotional outfits, they had different temperaments. The one leading them must be the eldest sister, extremely enthusiastic.

Despite the clearly tense atmosphere, she didn’t care, handing out cheap-looking flyers to everyone.

"Come to our performance, and you can have free milk tea, a small gift, and a personal autograph!"

The eldest sister smiled radiantly, endearing herself to others.

"Looking forward to your visit."

The eldest sister approached Lin Baici and glanced at Zheng Shuen, who Lin Baici was holding hostage, still handing over two flyers nonetheless.

"Are you from a theater club or something?"

Probably got high and started acting for real, huh?

One does not strike a smiling face; Lin Baici accepted the flyer.

Zheng Shuen was in no mood to entertain these NPCs. When the eldest sister tried to stuff a flyer into her pocket, she swatted her hand away.

"Looking forward to your visit!"

"You can also get a photo and handshake!"

"My name is Jin Wuyue, the youngest with two dimples!"

The quintuplets’ personalities indeed suited them for idol debuts, at least not stage-shy.

Apart from Zheng Shuen, even the stoic middle-parted hair took a flyer, figuring to just toss it away later.

Nobody relaxed their vigilance due to the intrusion of these female trainees, remaining wary of each other.

"Delivery’s here, time to eat!"

The Eater God suddenly commented, interrupting Lin Baici’s murderous intent.

What delivery?

Lin Baici looked around.

In the food street, the smoke of cooking filled the air, bustling with voices, nothing out of the ordinary.

Could it be...

Lin Baici turned his gaze to the quintuplets.

The second sister, Jin Ermei, ran to the barbecue restaurant’s shelf and brought over a box of liquor.

Bang!

A box emblazoned with the words ’Zhenlu Liquor’ slammed onto the table.

"We thank you all in advance, I’ll treat everyone to a drink!"

After speaking, Jin Ermei grabbed a bottle of liquor, unscrewed the cap, took a couple of gulps, and then passed it to Li Yintong beside her.

Tai Mei, seeing the lipstick mark on the bottle rim, wriggled her lips in disgust, pushing it aside.

I’m not some shut-in,

I don’t chase girl groups!

"I’m offering you a drink!"

Jin Ermei persisted with a giggly smile.

"No, thank you!"

Li Yintong grew impatient. She was willing to hit women, so if the other party insisted on toasting again, she was ready to make a move.

"You don’t like our performance?"

Jin Ermei looked crestfallen, and while asking this, she swung the green liquor bottle with speed towards Li Yintong’s head.

Li Yintong, seeing the attack, changed her expression and reached for her butterfly knife to strike back, but she was half a beat too slow.

Bang!

The bottle shattered upon hitting Li Yintong’s head, splashing liquor all over and drenching her face like a waterfall.

"You damn asshole!"

Li Yintong cursed, furious but refraining from retaliating, instead retreating to Lin Baici’s side.

Why would a girl group member assault someone out of the blue?

It surely couldn’t be that she was mentally ill, right?

Thus, there was only one answer remaining,

Rules contamination!

"I’ll F*** your mother!"

Tai Mei was shocked and enraged, scanning over the quintuplets.

"Asiba, what’s going on?"

Kim Jinsoo was terrified.

"Rules contamination?"

Quan Sangin’s first reaction was to that possibility.

Lee Seongsoo hadn’t expected to suddenly encounter rules contamination and was a bit overwhelmed. He quickly glanced at Lin Baici and saw that he was unflustered, the epitome of calm.

This man certainly had nerves of steel.

[Drink up, drink up, or you’ll die!]

Jin Ermei opened another bottle of Zhenlu Liquor and walked over to Li Yintong, handing it to her, "Please have a drink!"

Tai Mei hesitated, her face contorted as if constipated, staring at the bottle, unsure whether to accept or reject it.

Damn it!

Why the hell am I the first one?

I don’t want to be cannon fodder!

"God Lin!"

Tai Mei looked at Lin Baici for help.

"Catch, take a sip!"

Lin Baici whispered a reminder.

Following his advice, Li Yintong took a drink. Jin Ermei was delighted and clapped her hands before moving several tables together to make one big table.

"Everyone find a seat!"

Jin Ermei took out the Zhenlu Liquor, "Come drink!"

Under these circumstances, having one more person to use as cannon fodder was definitely advantageous for gathering intel, so Lin Baici pushed Zheng Shuen away.

"I’m the eldest sister, Jin Yinai!"

"I’m the third sister, Jin Sanshun!"

Two identical-looking girls ran to the shelf, bringing over two more cases of Zhenlu Liquor.

"I might as well be called Dae Jang Geum!"

Li Yintong muttered, wiping her face and seeing blood.

"A piece of bad news, and a piece of good news!"

Huang Jinxiang leaned close to Lin Baici as he sat down, watching Jin Yinai arrange bottles of Zhenlu Liquor on the table.

"The bad news is, rule pollution has erupted!"

Kim Jinsoo said with a bitter smile, "The good news is, God Lin is still here!"

Truth be told, because Lin Baici was present, everyone wasn’t very panicked.

After all, this was God’s Ruins, where everyone was mentally prepared to face rule pollution at any time.

But they hadn’t expected it to unfold this way.

The bar owner had no idea what was happening, looking confused, while the passersby and customers near the barbecue stand kept watching, showing no signs of alarm or strange behavior.

When the quintuplets saw Lee Seongsoo’s group still standing, each carrying a bottle of Zhenlu Liquor, they approached them.

Dressed in cowboy hot pants and high heels, with bare shoulders and a pale collarbone in tight tank tops, and sneakers, they exuded the freshness and sweetness of youth—though the bottles in their hands were quite out of place.

"Xiba!"

Kim Jinsoo was about to explode in anger. He had intended to make some quick money, but instead, he encountered pollution!

Wasn’t this the worst luck?

"Boss, what should we do?"

Lu Yuming stuck his finger into his scalp, running it through his middle parting.

"Should we fight?"

Zheng Shuen whispered.

"We have more people; we should just fight our way out!"

Lee Seongsoo suggested quietly to Lin Baici.

If they normally tried to purify the rule pollution, chances were high that someone would die, so it might be better to use their superiority in numbers to forcefully break through.

Lee Seongsoo’s plan was to start a fight and then run for it. Lin Baici had a larger group, but they were disorganized, making it easy for the quintuplets to catch them.

"Please, go ahead!"

Lin Baici didn’t trust this guy at all, and when it came to drinking, even though he had already drunk a fair amount, he didn’t have any problems.

Suddenly, Jin Sanshun swung a bottle of liquor and smashed it over Lu Yuming’s head.

Bang!

The bottle shattered, but Lu Yuming’s hairstyle, fortified by some hair gel, stayed put.

This action convinced everyone to sit down rather than stand.

"You don’t need to sit!"

Zheng Shuen had just sat next to Lee Seongsoo when she heard Jin Yinai say this to her.

"Huh?"

Zheng Shuen looked confused and turned to Lee Seongsoo.

"Leave now!"

Lee Seongsoo urged in a low voice, taking advantage of any opportunity to escape.

Zheng Shuen tried to leave, but Huang Jinxiang was quick, stuffing the flyer from his hand into the pocket of her leather jacket.

"What are you doing?"

Zheng Shuen shouted angrily, trying to pull out the flyer.

"Shared fortunes, shared hardships, right?"

Huang Jinxiang shrugged. Zheng Shuen was the only one who hadn’t taken a flyer earlier, so that was probably why she was allowed to leave, right?

As expected, when Zheng Shuen discarded the flyer and tried to leave again, Jin Sanshun blocked her way.

"Hehe, once you take my flyer, you have to drink!"

Jin Wuyue explained.

"Damn it!"

Zheng Shuen glared at Huang Jinxiang, wishing she could tear him to pieces.

Huang Jinxiang pretended not to notice.

Seeing that everyone had taken their seats, the quintuplets were satisfied. They brought nearly a hundred cups from the barbecue restaurant and set them all over the table, crowded together, then started filling them with liquor.

"Looks like we’re going to drink, huh?"

Li Yintong raised an eyebrow, feeling confident about this round. As a tough girl who smoked, drank, and partied, she might not be sure about other things, but she was confident in her tolerance for alcohol.

Even Qiao Feng, the leader of the Qiao Gang, would have to call her sister!

In fact, if it was just drinking, everyone was not overly concerned, since as God Hunters, they had excellent physical conditioning and strong metabolic capabilities.

"Oppa, are you okay?"

Kim Myungjin asked with concern.

Lin Baici had just had quite a lot to drink.

"What kind of question is that? There’s no man who can’t handle it!"

Huang Jinxiang grabbed a skewer of barbecued meat and stuffed it into his mouth, "Quick, get something in your stomach!"

Without needing Huang Jinxiang’s reminder, Lee Seongsoo and others grabbed all the barbecue Lin Baici and the bar owner had ordered from the table.

After filling the cups with liquor, under the neon lights and the starlight, the liquid in the glasses glinted crystal clear, and a faint fragrance wafted through the air.

Jin Yinai picked up a cup of liquor.

"On behalf of my four sisters and me, I invite you all to drink!"

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