Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 787 - 389: Unexpected Joy, New Divine Grace Acquired√_1

Chapter 787: Chapter 389: Unexpected Joy, New Divine Grace Acquired√_1

"I... I’m Baldy!"

Cai Wen’s expression was awkward as he glanced to the side, not daring to make eye contact with Lin Baici.

So even the veggie folks have balding troubles?

No wonder it got so mad when I called it Baldy just now!

Lin Baici had originally planned to drag Cai Wen out by his hair, but now he had no choice but to grab it by the collar.

"If you don’t want to get beaten up, behave yourself!"

Lin Baici warned.

Bang!

He kicked open the bathroom door and walked out.

The veggie folks’ lackeys waiting for news here jumped back, thinking that Cai Wen, their boss, had won and were ready to celebrate. However, they soon saw him being dragged out of the bathroom like a dead dog by that handsome Jiuzhou man.

Cai Wen was so ashamed he could hardly bear it, facing the floor with his hands over his head,

"Boss Cai..."

The lackeys were in a state of shock and rage for a moment, some wanting to rescue and some thinking of running away.

Lin Baici swept his gaze around.

These guys showed no surprise at seeing Cai Wen’s real form, meaning they knew its identity all along; these must all be veggie folks.

"Come at me all at once!"

Lin Baici’s mouth curled into a smirk as he beckoned the group with his finger, "I’m up for taking on ten today!"

"Get him!"

One of the lackeys charged forward, screaming, running up to Lin Baici with a cleaver, aiming for his head.

What kind of physical condition is Lin Baici in?

He kicked up a foot and landed it in the lackey’s abdomen so fast that they couldn’t see it clearly.

Bang!

The lackey flew back even faster, tumbling over and sliding more than ten meters before writhing on the ground, clutching his stomach and curling up like a shrimp in pain.

"You guys keep him busy, I’ll go call for help!"

Two clever lackeys, seeing the bad turn of events, turned tail and ran, but just a few steps in, a towering Buddha statue appeared before them.

The statue was wearing only tight shorts, muscles rippling all over, exuding a violent aura.

Amitabha!

Muscle Buddha chanted solemnly, hands together, then delivered a massive slap across the head of the lackey in front of him.

Bang!

The lackey spun like a top, flying away to crash to the ground with a thud.

Because Muscle Buddha used so much force, the lackey’s head mask split open, revealing a bunch of green leaves underneath.

Muscle Buddha was on a rampage like a tiger among sheep, mercilessly taking them down.

Not only that, but Lin Baici activated the Red Rolling Stone and summoned Little Clay Man.

Using a sling, it targeted the veggie folks’ ankles and knees with stones, causing them to howl in pain, exacerbating an already dire battle situation.

Three minutes later, the fight was over.

The veggie folks lay scattered on the ground.

Lin Baici’s brow furrowed slightly—too much loot, how to carry it all back?

As he was fretting over this, Kim Jinsoo rushed over.

"God Lin!"

Kim Jinsoo ran up hurriedly, first looking at the bald Cai Wen in Lin Baici’s hand, then glancing at the wounded scattered on the ground, her face full of surprise: "Are these... all veggie folks?"

"Yeah!"

Lin Baici instructed, "Tie them up!"

"..."

Kim Jinsoo was speechless. She had come here because Lin Baici had been in the bathroom for too long, and everyone was worried that something had happened to him, so they sent her to check.

Something did happen, but not to God Lin—it was the veggie folks who were in trouble.

...

Song Daogui hugged his head with both hands, squatting on the ground and occasionally casting malicious and gloating looks at Kim Myungjin.

"Hmph, today Boss Cai Wen is here too, you guys are dead for sure!"

Song Daogui wasn’t worried at all, thinking about how to deal with these humans later.

Creak!

The door to the VIP room opened!

One after another, the veggie folks were herded in.

Little Eyes panicked, looking at Song Daogui for help, "What do we do? Our lair seems to have been raided?"

Whew!

Song Daogui took a deep breath, "It’s okay, once Boss Cai Wen gets here, none of this will matter. They’re the ones who’ll be done for!"

"Yeah, yeah!"

Little Eyes’s confidence was restored, but in an instant, it saw the Jiuzhou man entering the room holding a bald man by the right hand.

This is bad!

Little Eyes covered its eyes in despair. Although it didn’t get a clear look at the bald man’s face, the only bald veggie folk so notorious was Boss Cai Wen.

"Haha, caught so many?"

Quan Sangin was delighted, "Now, we should have enough for tonight’s feast, right?"

"Yeah!"

Lin Baici nodded.

That saved him the trouble of hunting down the escaped veggie folks.

To be honest, in a city filled with various odors, he truly didn’t want to activate A Sip of A Hundred Flavors, because it was just too stinky.

Lin Baici sat back down on the sofa, opened a bottle of beer, and handed it to Cai Wen.

Cai Wen didn’t take it.

"What? Want me to shove it in your mouth?"

Lin Baici’s tone was unfriendly.

"Th...Thank you!"

Cai Wen took the beer, taking a sip.

Lin Baici opened the photo gallery on his phone, showing Cai Wen a picture of a God Coin: "Do you have this kind of money?"

Cai Wen glanced at it, saying nothing.

"If you have it, I’ll let you go, if not..."

Lin Baici eyed Cai Wen’s belly, "Then, unfortunately, you’re going to turn into a dish tonight!"

As Cai Wen knelt on the ground, an already anxious expression froze upon hearing those words.

Just like the veggie folks enjoyed skinning pretty humans, humans also enjoyed eating veggie folks, because who doesn’t like painless weight reduction?

Once captured by humans, one was essentially doomed.

"According to our agreement, I’ll release Little Eyes!"

Lin Baici snapped his fingers, "You can go now!"

"Ah?"

The sudden turn of fortune left Little Eyes disoriented, never having imagined that the other party would keep their word. As it instinctively stood up, it saw Song Daogui and his tribesmen staring at it, causing its legs to tremble and almost dropped to a squat again.

"Go on!"

Bai Ci spoke up, "If you don’t leave, do you plan to wait for death?"

"I’m sorry! I’m sorry!"

Little Eyes kept apologizing, too ashamed to lift its head, and rushed out of the private room in one breath.

"Who among you has this kind of currency, or knows where it can be found? Bring this currency to me, and I will let you go!"

Lin Baici showed the photo to these vegetable-headed individuals.

Little Eyes leaving alive proved Lin Baici was a man of his word, so the vegetable-headed people all craned their necks to look at the photo.

"I have one, it’s an heirloom!"

Bai Ci curiously asked, "What use is this kind of currency? As far as I know, someone in the black market is paying a high price for it!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Baici and his companions exchanged glances.

"It must be other God Hunters!"

Kim Jinsoo worried, realizing that this meant there were competitors.

"People pay for it, so sell it!"

Lin Baici responded nonchalantly, "Have you made up your mind?"

"I agree to the trade!"

In reality, Bai Ci had no other choice. The ancestral coin he had was collecting dust without any known use, so it was better to trade it for a life.

"My home isn’t far from this club!"

Bai Ci asked, "Who will come with me to fetch it?"

"Quan Sangin, you go!"

For such a trivial matter, it only made sense to send a subordinate to do the job. With Quan Sangin’s combat strength, he could easily handle Bai Ci even if he tried to run.

"Hmm!"

Quan Sangin dragged Bai Ci off.

Lin Baici looked at the vegetable-headed people kneeling on the floor, really wanting to ask where the princess they had been shouting for was.

Why hasn’t she come yet?

Was she worried about not being able to afford the payment?

"Ying Zhen, come, sing!"

Lin Baici turned on the TV and handed the microphone to the Goryeo girl.

Others went to the nightclub to play with princesses; he ’played’ with vegetable-headed people, which was truly unparalleled!

Thirty minutes later, Lin Baici suddenly felt a rumbling in his stomach.

"Hmm?"

Lin Baici frowned slightly. Were there taboo things nearby?

He stood up, about to take a look around, when Quan Sangin returned with Bai Ci, pushing the door open.

"God Lin, we got it!"

Quan Sangin held the God Coin with both hands, slightly bowed, and offered it to Lin Baici with respectful attitude.

Gurgle!

Lin Baici swallowed, somewhat surprised to receive the God Coin, as he hadn’t expected the pang of hunger to be triggered by this item.

Could this be one of those taboo things?

The God Coin was the size of a regular one yuan coin, with a male portrait on the front and a hibiscus flower on the back.

Its age was indeterminable.

[Currency manufactured by the Busan Divine Being. Regardless of what you wish to purchase, you can use this one God Coin to pay, settling the transaction directly.]

[Enforced trade, with the other party having a 90% chance of being unable to refuse. If they refuse, they must compensate you with damages.]

"Damn!"

Lin Baici murmured, impressed by the power of the God Coin!

If he was to buy a mansion worth hundreds of millions, wouldn’t he just need this one God Coin to settle it?

The value of taboo things couldn’t be simply measured by money, but for Lin Baici at the moment, taboo things were no longer so rare.

[This God Coin contains Divine Grace called ’Winter Long Fist,’ totaling four strands.]

Wow!

Lin Baici was thrilled, that payment ability was something he rarely had the chance to use, but Divine Grace was different.

It could instantly enhance his strength, and there were four strands— even if he were to sell it, he could make a big profit in Meteorite Coins.

Lin Baici had come out this time intending to capture some vegetable-headed people; he hadn’t expected such a bonus surprise.

Hit the jackpot! Hit the jackpot!

"Ying Zhen, follow me for a moment!"

Lin Baici headed out the door. With many God Ruins Aboriginals around, he didn’t want them to see him ’consume’ the Divine Grace.

The adjacent VIP private room was empty; entering it, Lin Baici had barely steadied himself when a pair of slender, transparent, and entirely luminescent arms stretched out onto his shoulders.

Lin Baici held up the God Coin and lifted it into the air. Two hands reached from above, each snatching a fist-sized orb of light.

The orb of light, like soap bubbles under the sun, was colorful and encased a faint golden sphere, dazzling and irresistibly eye-catching.

"Divine Grace?"

Kim Myungjin felt a surge of elation.

"Thanks to the gift of nature!"

After saying that, Lin Baici opened his mouth, and slender hands stuffed the orb of light into it.

In his body, a warm current surged, and mystical knowledge immediately imprinted onto his neurons.

Lin Baici savored the sensation. This must be the same icy punch that Bai Ci had just demonstrated.

"Oppa, congratulations!"

Kim Myungjin, seeing Lin Baici grow stronger, was very happy.

"This is yours, open your mouth!"

Lin Baici urged.

Kim Myungjin initially wanted to say it was too valuable, but reconsidering how much she already owed Lin Baici, one more Divine Grace wouldn’t make much difference.

Thus, the Goryeo girl opened her red lips and consumed the Divine Grace!

"From now on, I am Oppa’s dog!"

If anyone wants to harm him, they have to get past me first!