Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 767 - 374: Great Harvest, A Wave of Fat!_2

Chapter 767: Chapter 374: Great Harvest, A Wave of Fat!_2

"Get lost!"

The female white-collar didn’t wait for Lin Baici to speak; she just cursed and chased people away: "Everything here, including this apartment, belongs to him!"

The woman with her head wrapped pointed her slender, fair fingers at Lin Baici.

"Lucky bastard!"

Huang Jinxiang was so envious he was practically withering. Was this the female office worker’s dowry or what?

Quan Sangin felt awkward and glanced at Lin Baici.

The female white-collar didn’t say another word. With a flick of her wrist, a black credit card appeared between her fingers.

"Xiba!"

"Damn it!"

"Sis-in-law, don’t shoot, we’re allies!"

Everyone was startled. How could this monster turn hostile so suddenly?

"Don’t be rash, we’re leaving now!"

Huang Jinxiang raised both hands, signaling he had no hostility: "Stop dawdling, let’s beat it!"

"Downstairs! Go downstairs!"

Li Yintong urged.

The hostility on the woman with the head wrap’s face was overflowing, and no one dared to linger, immediately heading downstairs.

Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu kept looking back, worried about Lin Baici’s safety.

"What’s going on?"

Xia Hongyao, having picked up the train tickets, walked back.

"You go too!"

The woman with the head wrap scolded.

She knew this woman was Lin Baici’s companion. Otherwise, she would have killed everyone here.

"..."

Xia Hongyao suddenly felt that things probably wouldn’t end so easily.

The female office worker’s feelings for Lin Baici seemed somewhat twisted!

"You guys go ahead!"

Lin Baici gave Xia Hongyao a look that said to stay calm!

"Be careful!"

Xia Hongyao advised, then hurriedly left the 18th floor.

At the entrance of the 17th floor, everyone’s expressions were anxious.

"Now what do we do?"

Hua Yue Yu was anxious: "It seems like that female monster doesn’t want to let Little Bai leave!"

"No worries, we’ve already got the tickets, we can find a chance to slip away!"

Xia Hongyao reassured.

"What? You’ve got the tickets already?"

When Huang Jinxiang heard this, he was overjoyed: "Where? Let me see!"

High Ponytail didn’t respond to him.

Everyone was invigorated.

They could finally move on to the next stop.

If they had to fight the woman with the head wrap or that game-loving Little cutie again, it would be really unbearable.

"According to the information Sejong is currently collecting, as long as you make it past three stations, you can leave the Divine Ruins!"

Before coming in, Quan Sangin thought he was the chosen one, swearing to purify the Busan Divine Ruins and make a name in a single battle.

Now he had come to terms with reality.

Surviving and getting out was the real victory!

"Amitābha, thanks to heaven and earth!"

Huang Jinxiang put his palms together and devoutly offered three bows: "I hope the next stop isn’t too difficult!"

"Before Lin Bai returns, I think we should go and loot some war spoils first!"

Che Zhengshuo proposed.

With the most formidable BOSS in the apartment dead, now was the time to get rich.

"The BOSS is dead, but the rule contamination might not be gone. And what if we encounter that little monster?"

Huang Jinxiang was injured and definitely wouldn’t take the risk, so he was scaring these people. He didn’t want them going either.

After all, the more people, the safer.

"Yue Yu, Jin Ying, you wait here; Red Medicine and I will take a look around!"

Gu Qingqiu, bold and skillful, was ready for one last score before leaving.

Swish!

Quan Sangin and Huang Jinxiang stared at her, shocked.

This girl was too confident, wasn’t she?

"I won’t go. In case Little Linzi meets with any accidents, I can provide immediate support!"

Xia Hongyao declined, for in her heart, even the most precious God’s bones in the ruins weren’t as important as a single finger of Lin Baici.

"Fine!"

Gu Qingqiu didn’t insist and changed her target: "Tai Mei, want to take a trip with me?"

"Sorry, I’m afraid of dying!"

Li Yintong shook her head. If Lin Baici had suggested it, she definitely wouldn’t have refused, but this woman, sorry, who do you think you are exactly?

Gu Qingqiu shrugged her shoulders and turned away.

"Darn it!"

Huang Jinxiang was shocked, "So arrogant?"

"Beauty, may I accompany you?"

Che Zhengshuo smiled and followed her.

"Aren’t you going to persuade her?"

Hua Yue Yu wasn’t very familiar with Gu Qingqiu, but they had been through the Divine Ruins together, so she was somewhat concerned for her.

"It’s no use!"

Xia Hongyao might have a double D-cup brain, but that didn’t mean she was dumb. Through their time together, she had come to understand Gu Qingqiu’s character.

She’s a girl with very independent thoughts. Once she makes a decision, no one can persuade her otherwise.

...

The woman with a wrapped head stood up, seriously looked at Lin Baici for a while, and after confirming he was not hurt, she took his arm.

"Let’s go, take over everything from the landlord!"

The wrapped-head woman, holding Lin Baici’s arm, walked into the Fat Otaku Monster’s room. After a quick look around the room, she began to rummage through the boxes and drawers.

Lin Baici looked at the computer on the desk with some regret. It was a shame it was fried; he really wanted to know what was inside it.

The Fat Otaku Monster was an otaku; the comics and little movies it collected should be things that don’t exist in reality, right?

Wait a minute,

Maybe the case isn’t broken?

Lin Baici immediately went to the desk, moved the three cases out, and without the right tools to open them, he couldn’t check the components inside, so he simply put them all into the Black Tripod Bowl.

He’ll disassemble them when he gets back.

Lin Baici started ’plundering’ the room.

In the Divine Ruins, there are a few items, that even if they’re not Taboo things, might still be valuable.

The female office worker bent down and dragged out a black suitcase from under the bed.

Lin Baici glanced at it.

The butt wrapped in a step skirt of the female office worker immediately tensed up, so much so that the outlines of her underwear were visible.

"[It contains God’s bones in its body!]"

"[Eat it! It’s a great tonic!]"

The female office worker fiddled with the suitcase a bit and opened it.

Inside were a few spare clothes, all shorts and T-shirts, a roll of toilet paper, a DSLR camera, three lenses, and a pair of brown flip-flops.

Lin Baici’s eyes lit up. He saw the silver revolver with angel wings, which the Fat Otaku Monster had used before, lying inside.

"[There’s no character you can think of that I can’t cosplay as!]"

"[After one shot, your fantasy will become reality!]"

"[For the sake of love and justice, this gun has no lethal power!]"

"[Transformation time lasts for about 30 minutes!]"

With this Taboo thing, he could save on makeup when going out, although the effect’s duration was a bit short and required another shot.

The female office worker noticed Lin Baici’s gaze, picked up the revolver, and tossed it to Lin Baici.

Clap!

Lin Baici caught it, opened the cylinder to check, then held the gun with one hand and made an aiming gesture.

Cool!

Wait a second!

If my fantasy involves someone with only a bit of body paint, wouldn’t they end up naked after I shoot them?

The female office worker checked the suitcase once more, found nothing of interest, and started to search other places.

Lin Baici crouched down and picked up the DSLR camera.

This thing is a bit amazing!

The Eater God said that if the subject you shoot doesn’t have high enough fidelity, the chest will explode if it’s a woman, or, for a man, the little brother will explode.

"[The telephoto lens, allows you to see very, very far away, but there’s a certain chance of becoming nearsighted when using it!]"

"[COSPLAY lens, can only photograph cosplayers. If it captures anyone else, for women, their chests explode, for men, their brothers burst!]"

"[Standard lens, one lens rules them all, you will be the brightest boy in the world of photography, no matter what you shoot, it can be beautified up to 200%!]"

"[Even an ugly girl can be photographed like a heavenly fairy!]"

Listening to Eater God’s review, Lin Baici couldn’t help but chuckle. In the future, he could consider photography as a side job to make some extra money. With this camera, he could even save time on photoshop.

Of course, Lin Baici just thought about it as his career as a God Hunter was thrilling enough.

The camera wasn’t very useful to him, he could sell it and exchange it for a few thousand Meteorite Coins.

"[Lazy Flip-Flops, these flip-flops don’t fit well and are a bit worn and old, but when you hold these flip-flops, no pest will dare escape alive in front of you!]"

"[As long as you slap them, you’ll hit your target, with a killing rate of 100%!]"

"[Once you use them to kill some bugs, they will create the effect of a mosquito coil, keeping all kinds of mosquitoes away from you.]"

"[Our motto is, eliminate all harmful bugs, super invincible!]"

"[Remember, don’t slap faces with them, or you might get addicted to the feeling!]"

"[Whoever gets slapped in the face by Lazy Flip-Flops will call you daddy!]"

Lin Bai laughed, finding the flip-flops intriguing, but it’s a pity that the Fat Otaku Monster’s feet were too big and had stretched them out of shape.